crazyjoe

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  pregnant strippers

  What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol...
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  she_is_covfefe
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  Neighnorhood bars

  I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold...
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  Clubber
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  Paul Harvey

  The rest of the story... Juice is in one corner surrounded by hot dancers and a table full of vegetables and Mc D wrappers. He is preachin the gospel and lining up otc... LDK is in...
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  SC Joke of the day

  Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer...
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  tumblingdice
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  Mommy

  Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating......
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  Dougsterr
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  Tall people

  What is the tallest dancer you ever saw in a club? I saw a 6'2 wo heels blonde once. I used to know a giy that was 6'7" that had a sister...
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  10inches
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  skinny

  Would you rather fuck a girl that I'd way too fat or way too skinny?...
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  EarlTee
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  Blondes

  Did you hear about the busty blonde dancer that ran across the club? She got knocked out by the bouncers...
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  jackslash
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  Tiny people

  I have a cousin that weighs about 400 lb and his wife weighs about the same. How do they fuck?...
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  Jackmd
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  VIP

  Where is the craziest place you ever got some crazy vip like action? Walmart dressing room? The roof of the empire state building? While horseback riding? At the zoo? In a jackoffbox bathroom? In a car in a busy parking...
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  magicrat
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  Memories

  There have been some really funny threads and flame wars on here. Some threads seem to take off in a completely different direction than intended adding to the entertainment. Which thread or threads did...
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  staxwell
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  Age

  An earlier thread today was asking the average age of the tusclers. Did any of the ages anyone claimed surprise you? ...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Walmart

  How many times have you seen a hot piece of working at a Walmart that you wish you could see in the sc? There is a Walmart a few blocks down the street from my...
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  chessmaster
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  Very first sc visit

  What was your very first sc visit like? Was it anything like you expected? Here is how my first visit to a club went. I was 18 and i only had $20. I saw...
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  Clackport
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  Looking for another kind of investor

  I am looking for someone with good credit to funance 80% of a sc trip of my life. I need a toram of $3000...
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  crazyjoe
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  4:20

  Does anyone know what that means? 4:20 is time to smoke weed and get fucked up! 4/20 or April 20 is a holiday in Colorado. It started in Boulder on the Hill by the...
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  MADDOG_ROMEO
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  Summertime

  What would you rather see cleavage or yoga pants?...
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  baconator
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  Shit List

  Who is on your shit list?...
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  SlickSpic
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  Fucket List

  Who is on your fucket list?...
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  lopaw
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  Girls On Trampolines!

  Who remembers the Man Show? What was your favorite bit of nonsense that Jimmy and Adam came up with? Those two always hung out with strippers and juggy girls, and drank beer from a statue's nipple,...
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  Longball300
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  Judge judy sucks

  What would you do if you walked into a sc and there were only 2 dancers there. Judge Judy is on one stage swinging on a pole with a come hither look and she...
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  crazyjoe
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  Shit!

  Foget cumming in pants...Did anyone ever shit their pants in the club... A floor guy told me that they found a shirt with a big juicy turd in it one night after the club closed...who...
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  tumblingdice
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  Fish and Chips

  I was just reading some reviews and one said a club had great fish and chips. Does the fishy smell ever make you crave fish and chips? Or does it make you hungry for...
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  lopaw
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  Good sound advice

  Have gotten some good advice from people older and wiser than me...here is a good example One day a really cool old man that was in his 70's asked me if I ever planned...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Happy April Fools everyone!

  Did anyone do any good pranks today? I sent my brothers ex girlfriend to the airport to pick up my up my brother and he wasn't flying! Don't judge yet...she came up with the idea that...
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  gatorfan
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  What happened to all the reviews today?

  I havent seen any new reviews today. Its only showing reviews up to yesterday? Is anyone else having the same problem?...
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  DandyDan
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  crazy ass saturday morning cartoons

  What is the Juice man up to today? He has been missing for almost a week now. I bet he got banned... This morning he was probably on the couch watching Saturday morning...
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  motorhead
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  trolls

  What is with all these trolls here today posting threads today about wanting. Threesomes. Getting gas at the strip club instead of the kum&go. Or ask if sex happens in clubs. This is not...
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  gatorfan
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  tattoos

  Have you ever gotten so drunk that you woke up with a tattoo you don't remember getting? I was just watching American Pie Beta House. One of the guys got drunk went to mexico and...
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  gas in the club

  A while back there was a discussion on dancers farting on customers. Has anyone ever farted on a dancer: She was bouncing on you during a dance and out it came... Dancer was annoying and wouldnt...
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  ot: funniest business names

  With all this talk about resturaunts and stuff and names of them many have not heard of because of areas we all live. What sre some funny names of businesses in your area that...
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  Electronman
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  what would you do?

  What would you do if you were sitting with a dancer and she was getting friendly and rubbing on your pants and youasked her for a dance or a vip and she says," well...
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  Player11
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  what I learned on tuscl today

  I learned we don't need no stinking moderater. We already have lots of them If you have the force you can put on pants 2 legs at a time. Somebody likes to blow everyone and blame...
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  Estafador
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  Jack In The Box

  What can you get at jack in the box for $51?...
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  crazyjoe
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  Rip off bitches get put in check

  I went to my regular club last werkend and none of my favorites were working. Usually when I get the wanna dance routine I tell them I'm waiting for someone. Since none of my...
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  rickdugan
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  Mc Donalds

  All this talk about Mc D here lately and I got super hungry. Here is how it turned out. What you think of my new pic...
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  JuiceBox69
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  What is your best response you have said to a rude dancer?

  GSV's discussion got me to thinking about this. One nite i was at my favorite local club. I sat down at a stage where there was a dancer i had never met before. I...
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