Very first sc visit
crazyjoe
Colorado
What was your very first sc visit like? Was it anything like you expected?
Here is how my first visit to a club went. I was 18 and i only had $20. I saw a club that said 18 and up nude dancing. I was shy and had no idea how this thing worked. I walked into the first door and this huge body builder dude is there behind a half door off to the side. I tried to open the second door that was straight ahead and walk right in. The big dude started yelling at me and told me I had to pay the cover first so i gave him $5 for the cover and my id. I told him this was my first time, how does this work? He told me it was a 2 drink min @ $5 ea. Non alcoholic of course. He asked what I wanted so he would have my drinks sent out.
I walked in and sat at a table and watched a girl I didn't find very attractive. A waitress brought me 2 cokes and collected my $10. Then I watched the next girl get on stage and she had huge bouncy tits. I thought wow this is great. I was watching her and she kept motioning me to come over to the stage. I kept shaking my head no because I had no idea what she wanted. I did not knows yet that dancers make money off of tips and that is what she wanted. I was just trying to watch and figure this whole thing out.
Next another cute petite dancer in a sexy dress came over and asked if she could sit down. I told her to do whatever she wanted so she sat down and started making small talk. Then the waitress came back and asked me if I wanted to buy the lady a drink and the dancer sitting with me was saying how thirsty she was. I had two drinks in front of me so I said ok and pushed the drink I haven't drank out of yet in front of her and said here have this one. The waitress told me thst was my drink and I was not allowed to do that. She asked again if I would buy her a drink for only $10. I only had $5 left so I insisted the dancer could have my extra drink because I wasn't going to drink it. I told the waitress I didn't have enough so if she is thirsty she better drink that one...lol I had lots to learn. I was annoyed because the girl sitting with me kept trying to talk to me and all I wanted to do is watch Miss tits on stage.
Miss tits got off stage and came over and asked me why i wouldnt go to her stage. She asked if I didn't like her. At the same time the dancer sitting with me left and the waitress came back to ask if I wanted to buy tits a drink. Tits was also asking me to go to the back with her. I asked for what? She is saying oh you know. I didn't know so I told her no a couple times before she left. Then another dancer started to head over. I was scared shitless so I jumped up and ran out the door. I still had enough money to go to McD so I went there and pigged out then went home.
I never went back to that club again. Shortly after that it was closed.
How did your first time go?
Here is how my first visit to a club went. I was 18 and i only had $20. I saw a club that said 18 and up nude dancing. I was shy and had no idea how this thing worked. I walked into the first door and this huge body builder dude is there behind a half door off to the side. I tried to open the second door that was straight ahead and walk right in. The big dude started yelling at me and told me I had to pay the cover first so i gave him $5 for the cover and my id. I told him this was my first time, how does this work? He told me it was a 2 drink min @ $5 ea. Non alcoholic of course. He asked what I wanted so he would have my drinks sent out.
I walked in and sat at a table and watched a girl I didn't find very attractive. A waitress brought me 2 cokes and collected my $10. Then I watched the next girl get on stage and she had huge bouncy tits. I thought wow this is great. I was watching her and she kept motioning me to come over to the stage. I kept shaking my head no because I had no idea what she wanted. I did not knows yet that dancers make money off of tips and that is what she wanted. I was just trying to watch and figure this whole thing out.
Next another cute petite dancer in a sexy dress came over and asked if she could sit down. I told her to do whatever she wanted so she sat down and started making small talk. Then the waitress came back and asked me if I wanted to buy the lady a drink and the dancer sitting with me was saying how thirsty she was. I had two drinks in front of me so I said ok and pushed the drink I haven't drank out of yet in front of her and said here have this one. The waitress told me thst was my drink and I was not allowed to do that. She asked again if I would buy her a drink for only $10. I only had $5 left so I insisted the dancer could have my extra drink because I wasn't going to drink it. I told the waitress I didn't have enough so if she is thirsty she better drink that one...lol I had lots to learn. I was annoyed because the girl sitting with me kept trying to talk to me and all I wanted to do is watch Miss tits on stage.
Miss tits got off stage and came over and asked me why i wouldnt go to her stage. She asked if I didn't like her. At the same time the dancer sitting with me left and the waitress came back to ask if I wanted to buy tits a drink. Tits was also asking me to go to the back with her. I asked for what? She is saying oh you know. I didn't know so I told her no a couple times before she left. Then another dancer started to head over. I was scared shitless so I jumped up and ran out the door. I still had enough money to go to McD so I went there and pigged out then went home.
I never went back to that club again. Shortly after that it was closed.
How did your first time go?
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As we walked along the streets we were pestered by little kids selling gum. We saw the beggars sitting on the side walks with their hands out. We saw the taco carts selling their tacos for 10 cents each. We saw tourists getting their photos taken on the donkey carts wearing big sombreros. The taxi drivers offering girls and Tijuana bibles(porno books). No one offered any donkey shows.
Then there were the hawkers. Standing out in front of every strip club. Must have been 20 or so of them with names like Pigalle, Green Door and Blue Fox. I even had a bumper sticker that read "Eat at the Blue Fox". Anyhow these hawkers would promise you that their were plenty of hot women inside just waiting for you. If you bit he would show you in. He would walk a little ahead of you and using a flashlight let everyone know customers were coming into. The band would crank up and a dancer would rush to get on stage. Then you saw the truth. Another shit hole with no customers and a couple of fat old broads.
We finally found the Blue Fox. Now this is what we had heard about and the reason we were there. The place was jumping. A brass band played bump and grind all night long. Must have been 100 customers. A lot of them sailors from San Diego. Probably 50 dancers. By my standards today, I would probably have passed on all of them. But when your a horny 18 yo and in your first strip club/whore house, they looked pretty sexy. Mostly 30-40ish and on the plump side.
If I remember correctly beer and shots of tequila were 25 cents and nobody checking ID's LOL. Lots of male waiters around to take your order. The dancers would go on stage and do a true burlesque strip till totally nude and then put on a sex show. I remember looking around for my buddy and finally noticed him on stage. A dancer was laying on her back on the low rail that ran around the stage. She had a guy sucking each tip and one brave sole had his head between her legs. My buddy was getting a mouth full of tit.
While the show was going on, on stage, the other whores would roam around the room trying to dig up business. They didn't speak much English. It was pretty much "Fucky Fucky $10". They would grab your dick and yell "look at the banana". If you turned them down they would accuse you of being queer.
Finally Chuck decided to take one of them to the back room. He gave me all of his money to hold except for the $10 he needed to pay her. 15 minutes later he comes out and asks me for another $10. She slipped his watch off while he wasn't paying attention and demanded $10 more to give it back. Chuck got his watch back. He described the room as a small cubby hole with a cot, a roll of toilet paper and a card board box for the used tissue. No condoms. Back then we only used them to keep from knocking up our girl friends. If we got lucky. LOL.
While we were walking from one club to the next Kenny needed to piss. So he stepped into an ally, pulled it out and let it go. Somebody blew a whistle and next thing we know there is a cop there shaking us down. $20 or your friend goes to jail. We paid it.
Around 6AM we had had enough and stumbled out into the bright sunshine. It was an even longer drive home.