tattoos

No because I've never been drunk and find tattoos useless and unattractive on both men and women.

I'll bet you found yourself in that situation. Hmm...

All the fuckin time playa

E'ry day my man...e'ry day. I awoke yesterday with a lion body with the head of a man. When the tats are complete my hour will have come round at last. A tattooed child, slouching towards Bethlehem to be (re)born.

But I don't drink my friend. Spiritus Mundi consume my consciousness. I am like the falcon, turning and turning on the widening gyre. I cannot hear the falconer.

zipman, I see you're a William Butler Yeats fan.

Do you like "Leda and the Swan"?

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

Think whatever you want altard. I

You could really use a drink, Alucard...

I woke up with pussy I didn't remember getting.

Well, I don't drink when I'm clubbing, either, so while not because I've been drunk, I have been considering going to get one. The biggest problem is that spending the money would interfere with sex. :)

All them kick ass drugs the shrinks give Alucard for his depression and other psychological defects more than make up for never taking a drink.

There is a whole TV show called "Tattoo Nightmares" about people who get bad tattoos then cover them up with new tattoos. They always tell the story of the bad tattoo, and there have been several who did just what you said.