Have gotten some good advice from people older and wiser than me...here is a good example
One day a really cool old man that was in his 70's asked me if I ever planned on getting married again.
I said not that I know of.
So he told me that if I ever decided to get married to make sure she had HUGE boobs. The boobs had to be at least big enough for me to be able to stick her nipples in my ears...that way I could hear my gun go off!
What great advice have you gotten my friends?
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last commentI heard my gun go off but I never married any of the nipples
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If she's religious, it's doubtful the marriage will succeed. (Given why we're all in TUSCL, I doubt there are any churchgoers in the audience)
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Do you know why husbands die before their wives? Because they want to.
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I don't know if it's great advice, but there was a guy I was talking with at the Outer Limits in Des Moines, Iowa once and he told me I should marry a fat chick because when I feel like running out, she can't catch me.
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When it's time for me to go, I wouldn't mind it being between a pair of big, natural boobs!
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“… Do you know why husbands die before their wives? Because they want to …â€
LOL – I had not heard that one
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