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Good sound advice

crazyjoe

Colorado

Have gotten some good advice from people older and wiser than me...here is a good example

One day a really cool old man that was in his 70's asked me if I ever planned on getting married again.

I said not that I know of.

So he told me that if I ever decided to get married to make sure she had HUGE boobs. The boobs had to be at least big enough for me to be able to stick her nipples in my ears...that way I could hear my gun go off!

What great advice have you gotten my friends?