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crazyjoeColorado

What would you do if you were sitting with a dancer and she was getting friendly and rubbing on your pants and youasked her for a dance or a vip and she says," well I guess...no job too small?".

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ilbbaicnl

Obvious shit attitude, so huge risk it's going to be a shit dance. For me not generally worth the risk. I'd say "nevermind" unless she was a 10.

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gsv

are you posting this because a girl actually said this to you?

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tenisbum1776

I would have probably already "nutted" from the pants rubbing

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trpterp

Ditto what tenisbum said

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Dougster

I don't know man. IME, if they rub your dick at the table when talking to you, they always deliver.

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Dougster

ok, scratch that, skimmed over the "too small" comment. LOL! Dumb whores. Of course she blew the sale with that one.

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motorhead

You could take her to the VIP but ask for a discount because she's ugly.

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lopaw

Guess I don't have to worry about that happening . But it would be pretty damn funny if a dancer ever did say something like that to me.

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gawker

I'd laugh my ass off.

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JuiceBox69

Lol.....I would pimp smack that hoe

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crazyjoe

@gsv no I havent been told that by a dancer. I was watching tv today and a commercial for a show had an escort saying that to someone. I thought it wouldnt be much of a stretch to have a dancer say something stupid like that.

@ motorhead that's an awesome comeback

@ juice man you know exactly how that shit goes down

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Pablo Antonio

If a dancer was stupid enough to say such a comment, I would be smart enough to tell her her dances wouldn't satisfy me anyway. No sale.

There are plenty of smart dancers who want my dick.

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sharkhunter

If she was rubbing my pants, I would not ask for a dance. I would be happy to stay right there. Unless she was irritating me.

If I did hear such a comment, I would probably say no thanks or never mind about the dance. If her attitude is that bad, I don't want to be around her.

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vinstud

I would have said "well, size is not a sign of performance. small sized guys are known to be creative in bringing more pleasure"

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mrrock

I woulda said "yeah your tita attest to that"!!!

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shadowcat

What makes you think that she was referring to your dick size? Maybe she was talking about your bank roll.

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Estafador

I attest to juicebox then i'd say:

"You're right pimp smacking a hoe is not a job too small"

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Electronman

I like women with a sense of humor. I'd request a half price VIP session by pointing out that guys with short cocks only needed to rent the outer half of her pussy.

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michael_oxbig

When she was finished, I'd give her just a twenty and tell her no tip too small.

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Player11

if they rub my dick they play. in that case i would just sit there with table with her and let her rub away while i felt her up real good.....

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