what would you do?

crazyjoe
Colorado
What would you do if you were sitting with a dancer and she was getting friendly and rubbing on your pants and youasked her for a dance or a vip and she says," well I guess...no job too small?".

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georgmicrodong
12 years ago
I'd think she was talking to *me*.
ilbbaicnl
12 years ago
Obvious shit attitude, so huge risk it's going to be a shit dance. For me not generally worth the risk. I'd say "nevermind" unless she was a 10.
gsv
12 years ago
are you posting this because a girl actually said this to you?
tenisbum1776
12 years ago
I would have probably already "nutted" from the pants rubbing
trpterp
12 years ago
Ditto what tenisbum said
Dougster
12 years ago
I don't know man. IME, if they rub your dick at the table when talking to you, they always deliver.
Dougster
12 years ago
ok, scratch that, skimmed over the "too small" comment. LOL! Dumb whores. Of course she blew the sale with that one.
motorhead
12 years ago
You could take her to the VIP but ask for a discount because she's ugly.
lopaw
12 years ago
Guess I don't have to worry about that happening . But it would be pretty damn funny if a dancer ever did say something like that to me.
gawker
12 years ago
I'd laugh my ass off.
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol.....I would pimp smack that hoe
crazyjoe
12 years ago
@gsv no I havent been told that by a dancer. I was watching tv today and a commercial for a show had an escort saying that to someone. I thought it wouldnt be much of a stretch to have a dancer say something stupid like that.

@ motorhead that's an awesome comeback

@ juice man you know exactly how that shit goes down
pabloantonio
12 years ago
If a dancer was stupid enough to say such a comment, I would be smart enough to tell her her dances wouldn't satisfy me anyway. No sale.

There are plenty of smart dancers who want my dick.
sharkhunter
12 years ago
If she was rubbing my pants, I would not ask for a dance. I would be happy to stay right there. Unless she was irritating me.

If I did hear such a comment, I would probably say no thanks or never mind about the dance. If her attitude is that bad, I don't want to be around her.
vinstud
12 years ago
I would have said "well, size is not a sign of performance. small sized guys are known to be creative in bringing more pleasure"
mrrock
12 years ago
I woulda said "yeah your tita attest to that"!!!
shadowcat
12 years ago
What makes you think that she was referring to your dick size? Maybe she was talking about your bank roll.
Estafador
12 years ago
I attest to juicebox then i'd say:

"You're right pimp smacking a hoe is not a job too small"
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Esta lol ^^^
Electronman
12 years ago
I like women with a sense of humor. I'd request a half price VIP session by pointing out that guys with short cocks only needed to rent the outer half of her pussy.
michael_oxbig
12 years ago
When she was finished, I'd give her just a twenty and tell her no tip too small.
Player11
12 years ago
if they rub my dick they play. in that case i would just sit there with table with her and let her rub away while i felt her up real good.....
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