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what would you do?

crazyjoe
Colorado
Sunday, January 20, 2013 3:55 PM
What would you do if you were sitting with a dancer and she was getting friendly and rubbing on your pants and youasked her for a dance or a vip and she says," well I guess...no job too small?".

22 comments

  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    I'd think she was talking to *me*.
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    Obvious shit attitude, so huge risk it's going to be a shit dance. For me not generally worth the risk. I'd say "nevermind" unless she was a 10.
  • gsv
    11 years ago
    are you posting this because a girl actually said this to you?
  • tenisbum1776
    11 years ago
    I would have probably already "nutted" from the pants rubbing
  • trpterp
    11 years ago
    Ditto what tenisbum said
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    I don't know man. IME, if they rub your dick at the table when talking to you, they always deliver.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    ok, scratch that, skimmed over the "too small" comment. LOL! Dumb whores. Of course she blew the sale with that one.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    You could take her to the VIP but ask for a discount because she's ugly.
  • lopaw
    11 years ago
    Guess I don't have to worry about that happening . But it would be pretty damn funny if a dancer ever did say something like that to me.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    I'd laugh my ass off.
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Lol.....I would pimp smack that hoe
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    @gsv no I havent been told that by a dancer. I was watching tv today and a commercial for a show had an escort saying that to someone. I thought it wouldnt be much of a stretch to have a dancer say something stupid like that. @ motorhead that's an awesome comeback @ juice man you know exactly how that shit goes down
  • pabloantonio
    11 years ago
    If a dancer was stupid enough to say such a comment, I would be smart enough to tell her her dances wouldn't satisfy me anyway. No sale. There are plenty of smart dancers who want my dick.
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    If she was rubbing my pants, I would not ask for a dance. I would be happy to stay right there. Unless she was irritating me. If I did hear such a comment, I would probably say no thanks or never mind about the dance. If her attitude is that bad, I don't want to be around her.
  • vinstud
    11 years ago
    I would have said "well, size is not a sign of performance. small sized guys are known to be creative in bringing more pleasure"
  • mrrock
    11 years ago
    I woulda said "yeah your tita attest to that"!!!
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    What makes you think that she was referring to your dick size? Maybe she was talking about your bank roll.
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    I attest to juicebox then i'd say: "You're right pimp smacking a hoe is not a job too small"
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Esta lol ^^^
  • Electronman
    11 years ago
    I like women with a sense of humor. I'd request a half price VIP session by pointing out that guys with short cocks only needed to rent the outer half of her pussy.
  • michael_oxbig
    11 years ago
    When she was finished, I'd give her just a twenty and tell her no tip too small.
  • Player11
    11 years ago
    if they rub my dick they play. in that case i would just sit there with table with her and let her rub away while i felt her up real good.....
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