A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home. As the man is leaving, he is approached by the bartender who says "Hey fella, you're not gonna leave they lyin' here, are ya?"
The man replied, "Dude, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
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The man replied, "Dude, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".