Articles - 2009

Gents:<br /> <br /> In the following words, I offer my two cents on how to negotiate at clubs and get more mileage for your dollars.&nbsp; I'm assuming you know how to find the right clubs for your speed.&nbsp; I offer no tips on how to select a club or how to select a dancer.&nbsp; Just how to stretch your bux.<br /> <br…

2008 was a doozy.&nbsp; highs and lows, ups and downs.&nbsp; but we survived, most of us intact.&nbsp; so here is to those who made it to 2009.<br /> <br /> Some of the things that made me think-<br /> <br /> Gas prices:&nbsp; Hard to believe we were paying $4 a gallon plus less than 12 months ago.&nbsp;&nbsp; Proof that the system is totally…

<i>The following tidbit on the club scene in <b>Tijuana, MX</b> was written in response to a message from a fellow TUSCLer.&nbsp; Given the topic I thought it might be of general interest and decided to post it as an article with a couple of edits.&nbsp; I wouldn't necessarily consider the following advice but it's information nonetheless:</i><br /> <br /> <b> E. San…

<span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"><span style="font-size: larger;"><b>The Big List 2009</b></span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);"><br /> </span><b>Since ratings can only tell so much, this list puts all the ones I've reviewed head-to-head, top to bottom.&nbsp; </b>Here's the lowdown: I'm only listing clubs that I've reviewed on TUSCL or will review shortly.&nbsp; If the club is obviously closed or gone I'll mention…

When I first learned about massage parlors and what could be had behind those blacked-out windows, I scoured the Internet for information. I wanted to know exactly what to do and say &mdash; down to the last detail &mdash; to ensure a good time. I found some good information, but I didn't find exactly what I was looking for: a…

We all use the scale of 10 to describe our appreciation of something - usually the beauty factor of a&nbsp; woman. In fact there was even a movie starring Bo Derek titled &quot;10.&quot; Since we all like different attributes I propose standardizing the scale of 10 to make it more meaningful to everyone.<br /> <br /> When I assign a score to…

If so I suggest you patronize someplace other than a strip club.&nbsp; The majority of these girls are not there to provide sexual favors, but to entertain you and provide companionship and amusement.&nbsp; As far as most of us are concerned, the girls who are there for &quot;extras&quot; are not welcome and should find another venue to peddle their wares.&nbsp;…

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Reading through the Discussion section I ran across a thread with the title, &ldquo;will alcohol kill STDs&rdquo;?&nbsp;In reading the responses I discovered that there is still a ton of misinformation out there.&nbsp;So I decided to write this article for the benefit of everyone in this audience.</div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">First of all realize that strippers who…

<p><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">MA is known for it's air-dances in many (not all) of the local strip clubs, and the AMP scene also appears to be equally restrictive in that state.<br /> <br /> Here are a few AMP sites that I allegedly know something about, and I hope that this info is useful to those that choose to…

<p>A lot of guys on this site seem to accept the popular wisdom that it's virtually impossible to pick up a dancer at a strip club, unless you're willing to proposition them with a fistful of cash. Well, this simply is not true. My friends and I have picked up many of the hottest dancers at the clubs in Las…

<b>Strippers&nbsp;will use Drama to get money out of you where you are paying for something your not getting.&nbsp; Don't do it, especially if its big $$$.<br /> </b><br /> Occasionally, this&nbsp;happens to me&nbsp;with&nbsp;gals I had been seeing otc (outside the club) for&nbsp;motel sex and fun.&nbsp; It could be a gal&nbsp;a guy has been seeing&nbsp;itc as a regular also.&nbsp;&nbsp;A usual scenario is a…

The owner of Badda Bing recently posted a video talking about the Taxi Wars. That is the kickback that taxi drivers in Las Vegas are getting for delivering you to a strip club. Most times it is not the club of your choice. <br /> First read the top paragraph of TUSCL on the Las Vegas page: <br /> <b><a href="http://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=122">http://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=122</a></b> <br…

First read the top paragraph of TUSCL on the Las Vegas page: <br />

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Heartbreakers Gentleman's Club, which lists its address as Compton, is actually at a place called Twelve Mile Corner. As this location is literally in the middle of no-where, it is easy to understand why they would list themselves in even a podunk town like Compton. Once upon a time, back before Interstate 39 was built to take over the function…

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 9pt">I find myself in stripper limbo from time to time. I step into a club and can't help but feeling the floor's going to cave in from rot or a cockroach is going to be chugging a beer next to me. The place smells, and it looks and feels&nbsp;like it just…

&nbsp;Thought I would use this opportunity to share my thoughts since I can't share them with anyone I know. Hope this is as anonymous as it appears! Basically I'm a MILF. I'm 32 and have a slammin body. I work hard shaping my ass so it looks good for my admirers. I have great boobs that look very natural after…

"I met this hot dancer at Acme Gentleman's Club and we hit it off. We met OTC and now I really want to keep seeing her." OK, so you want to date a stripper. You aren't the first, won't be the last, and certainly are not alone in your desires. But what are you getting into? If you make a…

<font size="2"> <p>We had just finished the deed in our favorite hotel room. &quot;Listen&quot;, I told her, &quot;I have an offer. I have a week's vacation that I have to use or lose. I haven't seen my family in twelve years. I don't get along with them. I wonder if you'd like to go along.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Sure&quot; she said, &quot;I'm down with that.&quot;</p> <p>So,…

Here is a book review wirtten about stripping:<br /> <br /> <p>Think of strip clubs and certain images spring forth: buxom neon silhouettes luring visitors through club doors; lecherous men skulking in the shadows; glittering women swinging from poles, batting Maybellined eyes at potential tippers. Strippers wear make-up, teeter in stilettos, and remove their clothes for money. What often gets lost in…

Unless you want to find out how costly things can get, keep it simple. Start off at the rail at Gold Club for the best-looking ladies, each gal expecting a $1 tip for her set. Their DJ is VERY&nbsp;GOOD with bachelor parties, which could make for bonus entertainment. Then head over to The Crazy Horse on Market St. for lap…

I have been to almost all the strip clubs in the Los Angeles area.&nbsp; What follows are my 20 favorite clubs, and why they made it where they did:<br /> <br /> 1. <a title="4 Play Gentlemen's Club in Los Angeles, California" href="../d.php?DID=1685">4 Play Gentlemen's Club</a><br /> 2238 Cotner Ave<br /> L.A.<br /> <br /> Simply the best looking girls in any Los Angeles club -…

<span style="font-size: larger"><span style="font-family: Verdana">My article on Six Steps to Strip Club success in Vegas was published about a month ago before my trip.&nbsp; I have written a couple of reviews, but thought I should follow up on my article - and maybe give myself a grade?<br /> </span></span><br /> <font size="3" face="Calibri">Tip 1:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>Bring money &ndash; duh! (But maybe…

When I meet a stripper for an OTC (outside the club) Session it is for one thing - sex.&nbsp; Sometimes I may take them to dinner afterwards but usually when the sex is over they want to be on their way and so do I.&nbsp; I never take them shopping (invitation to be Ripped) and don't try to play the…

I like this section of the site. I like that this is a place you can come to get a one stop shop overview of different cities and locales.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d like to add to that with my take on the Chicago strip club market.&nbsp; Chicago has gotten a bad rap about it&rsquo;s strip clubs or lack thereof over the last…

What is a SC Player?&nbsp; This is a subjective term that has numerous interpretations.&nbsp; While I am not set in concrete about this, my interpretation is the result of many years of experience and is commonly accepted by friends of mine who are also Strip Clubbers.<br /> <br /> <b>In its most general sense, a Player can be a dancer who does…

Stripper dating is not the same as real dating. First you got to remember that your stripper is used to men giving her money just to hang out with her. So even if you have a stripper that &quot;likes&quot; you, in the end you pay for it whether you realize it or not. <br /> <br /> You will have to take…

First, this is a very self-serving article.&nbsp; I would like comments adding to my list of Houston TX area clubs where at least some of the girls do not wear full bottoms and cover their nipples with latex.&nbsp; In some clubs, girls without licenses have to wear the full bottoms and latex; in most clubs now, they all do!<br /> <br…

When you want a good lap dance and don't have the time or money to try out several girls, then follow these simple steps.&nbsp; If upon entering a club, you are greeted by a so-so girl, but not the hot one you wanted, politely decline a dance for now and say you want to watch for a while.&nbsp; This buys…

One cannot rightly talk about Chicago without talking about the town of Harvey, IL.&nbsp; It is about 30 miles south of Chicago and is everything that one would wish that Chicago to be.&nbsp; While Chicago clubs operate with a feeling of lockdown paranoia, Harvey is a place with a few clubs that are a blast.<br /> <br /> First item to note…

<p style="background: white"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">Just like David Letterman has his top 10 list, here is the list of the top 10 reasons strippers strip:</span></p> <p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">1.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p> <p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">2.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span…

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Its certainly not for the intellectual stimulation, but surprisingly you can find an intelligent girl with a smoking hot body and having a decent conversation&nbsp;for me is an nice precursor to a hot lap dance. I always ask these girls, typically over a drink&nbsp;(only the ones <br /> Im considering dishing out a few hundred bucks to) how they became…

<br /> As I approach my 45th birthday, I thought I'd reflect a little on a couple firsts for me.<br /> <br /> First Peep Show :<br /> <br /> When I was a senior in high school, I went on a trip to NYC with my parents and my little brother.&nbsp; We went <br /> to the Empire State Building, saw a broadway show, and…

Being that Providence, RI is a popular hot-spot with quite a few strip clubs, notable Cheaters, Cadillac Loungs, Foxy Lady, Desire etc...it serves to take note of the brand new lar outlawing prostitution behind closed doors.&nbsp; Prostitution has been legal behind clothes doors for years, including spas, brothels, women's homes, and yes, strip clubs.&nbsp; Many of the Rhode Island clubs…

The club was dark--duh. Black lights--yeah. Topless, not full nude. In Vegas, the city that truly never sleeps, my friend's divorce &quot;party&quot;. You know that means? He wants to do as much crazy thing possible. Another friend orders a limo. First dancer awaits for us inside. There's 3 of us, and it's about fifteen minutes to the club. They have some…

Whenever I feel like hitting up the titty bars, I just want to relax, listen to some music,&nbsp;and of course watch some good-looking girls dance. Every time I&nbsp;probe a dancer past the usual &quot;where are you from?&quot; and &quot;how old are you?&quot; and she inquires the same of me,&nbsp;the chit-chat&nbsp;always seems to turn into some depressing sob story. C&nbsp;ran away…

&nbsp;Just returned from Cozumel after reading the info on this list I decided to give you guys an update,...<br /> So Platino's is no longer in business the club business is realy down lately so I guess only the strongest survive,...<br /> I have chosen another strip joint named California club , I went there few times with friend who is Mexican…

I was at my favorite club tonight, and thought I take a test drive with a dancer I had seen before, but never felt compelled to talk to.&nbsp; We talked a few minutes before she disapeared for a while.&nbsp; When she finally came back all she wanted to do was get the LD on.&nbsp; As she never really did anything…

<font size="2"> <p>For the casual reader at this site, you will see some decisions I've made here and say, &quot;Man, that's really dumb&quot;, or &quot;I would never do that.&quot; There is actually a reason for my decisions, something I've never disclosed here before.</p> <p>In January of this year, I was diagnosed with a degenerative disorder that will overtake me some time in…

<p><span style="color: #000080"><i><b>Ok guys we have this discussion many times but here is some good information for you...........<br /> <br /> <br /> A Drink Recipe For Tasty Seed <br /> Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. This drink should make your cum taste better, and it's part of a…

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I know I haven't been on this site a long time, but from what I've seen, I must be some sort of oddity. I can't begin to count the number of horror stories I've read about guys who've run into wacko strippers, or mercenary-ho strippers, etc, etc., etc.. For all of that, my own experience has almost been the complete…

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<p>Connecticut can be a lot of fun in the right cities, but dreadfully boring in others.&nbsp; Here is a rundown of some of the cities and places that I have visited in my travels.&nbsp; Hopefully this will help any of you who are traveling on the I-95 stretch in Southern Connecticut.<br /> <br /> <u>Stamford<br /> </u>The three clubs in Stamford are as…

It's a well known fact that many men enjoy going o the strip clubs, I don't have to tell any of you that.&nbsp; Women, on the other hand, are often not as understanding of that fact.&nbsp; Many of us have girlfriends, wives, or significant others who we care about.&nbsp; As a result of that, we must walk a delicate line…

I check out TUSCL every day. It just wouldn't be good if my visits to TUSCL (or certain other web sites) were to become known at home or work, so I am very, very careful. I'm sure many of you are in the same situation. With that in mind, here is a discussion of various privacy techniques, with comments about…

<font size="2"> <p>The recent questions in the discussion forum about why we go strip clubbing invoked different responses, and for good reason-we're all different. Because I'm an idealist, I've worked for social change in the way of political campaigns. The conservatives I've usually allied myself with salivate at the thought of closing all the strip clubs. These knuckleheads feel that sex…

&nbsp;Understanding the dancer/customer relationship is usually simply a matter of economics. &nbsp;Most any interaction is going to be governed by the simple fact that you have money and she would very much like to take it away from you. &nbsp;Some girls are more subtle than others, recognizing you as a regular customer who can be cultivated and who might turn…

People have been using their mouths to stimulate each other sexually for about as long as there have been people. How about kissing each other? Men have been kissing women on their necks, ears, breasts, backs, thighs, and any where else they can think of that'll arouse them sexually ever since they found out it works. It didn't take long…

<b>The following is solely a portrayal of a&nbsp;fictional character and is provided for entertainment purposes only.&nbsp; Nothing in the following article should be construed as representative of&nbsp;any experience&nbsp;of, or activity conducted by, the author.<br /> &nbsp;<br /> </b>All too often, I read that it is difficult or impossible to find girls that will provide &quot;takeout&quot; in this city or that club.&nbsp; While…

&nbsp;<br /> <div>&nbsp;</div> <div>&nbsp;</div> <div>1. If you sit next to the stage, it is somewhat expected that you tip the ladies. If you're not going to tip, sit in the back! If you go to a concert, you pay extra for front row and floor seats, don't you?<br /> 2. NEVER tip a dancer in change! If you have nothing but change, take it…