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Top 11 Strip Clubs in Los Angeles Area

I have been to almost all the strip clubs in the Los Angeles area.  What follows are my 20 favorite clubs, and why they made it where they did:


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    2238 Cotner Ave

    L.A.

Simply the best looking girls in any Los Angeles club - and, more than anything else, that's what I personally look for.  Prices have raised lately, which makes this a less easy win, but still not a bad deal. Some of the girls don't have great attitudes - but for every bad one there's a good one as well.  And, if you spend money to go up to the VIP, you can get some pretty damn good mileage (although, as with all things, YMMV).



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7350 Coldwater Canyon Ave

North Hollywood



The best deal in town. The quality of the girls varies greatly, and can be spotty, but it also has some of the nicest dancers there are. 



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15333 Gale Ave

City of Industry



This club makes it up so high because it's a HM club, it's not too expensive.  Most of the girls here aren't that attractive, but there's always a gem or two in the bunch.



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15411 Valley Blvd

City of Industry



Like Hawaii Theater, this is located in City of Industry.  There is sometimes access to HM here, but not as easily as at HT.  And it's more expensive.  BUT the girls are overall better looking, sometimes with a true 9 or 10 in there, so that's worth something.



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15004 Oxnard St

Van Nuys



Located in Van Nuys, this is similar to Rhino in the valley - the girls are usually better looking, and there can be access to HM, but not usually.



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2640 Woodland Dr

Anaheim



An Anaheim club.  Girls can be great looking, and can sometimes get nasty, but the laps are always cheap.



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1433 la Brea Ave

Hollywood



Not nasty at all - and it's only a bikini club now - but the girls can be amazingly attractive, so it made the list (as with many of the clubs on this list, it essentially depends on what kind of mood I'm in).



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4600 Hollywood Blvd

Hollywood



Another bikini bar n Hollywood.  Not the nicest strip club in the world, nor the best looking girls, but it's always a friendly, fun time, and the girls are great.  Fun place to hang and have a beer and chat.



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12147 Victory Blvd

Van Nuys



Under new ownership, VIP in Van Nuys is the new place for the local strip club lovers.  I personally don't think it's as great as everyone is saying, but it's growing on me. Friendly girls and inexpensive.



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1405 Mission Blvd

Pomona



Another bargain place. Not great looking women, but a good deal, good laps.  Can be too crowded at time and not worth it.



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4824 W Imperial Hwy

Hawthorne



In Hawthorne, near LAX.  You'll see some real lookers here. Pricey, but great dances.  Very expensive VIPs, which makes it lower on this list.



Hope this helps!  Enjoy!

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Officer

god article, but I thought you were going to list the top 20 clubs---you only put down 11???

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hobby_guy

Hey, you should check out Deja Vu in COI.  I think it's better than N. Hollywood.  There's a higher expectation of mileage in COI.  I've been to all the clubs mentioned except 4 Play.  It sounds like you are a value-monger as I am.  Strip Joint, Bare'n Legal, Flamingo in the OC, DVCOI are all good value clubs that offer HM.

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minnow

lancelot- Which of these clubs have you actually been to ?  Regular, or semi-reg. at any?  I have several 4P visits in last few yrs- agree they have the best lookers, but not decisively so compared with other clubs (BE, etc). Mileage isn't 4P's strong suit, some "acceptably good" mileage can be had, but "PDG" mileage upstairs??--** don't think so, unless you're the kind of guy that buys certain staff/mgt a new car without belching.

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samsung1

If I was in the LAX area I would not bother with the LA clubs, I would go straight to the COI or even Tijuana is close enough if I really wanted mileage.

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dallas1030

tropical lei in upland and paradise in coi r the best for high mileage....

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