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Unless you want to find out how costly things can get, keep it simple. Start off at the rail at Gold Club for the best-looking ladies, each gal expecting a $1 tip for her set. Their DJ is VERY&nbsp;GOOD with bachelor parties, which could make for bonus entertainment. Then head over to The Crazy Horse on Market St. for lap dances (ten minute walk at most.) <br />
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Crazy Horse has, often times, good stage entertainer/audience interaction, though the girls aren't as attractive as The Gold Club. The girls give a good grind for $20 per song in the dance room, and the &quot;extras girls&quot; will solicit you then to upgrade to VIP (then again some will solicit openly in the main room.) VIP stalls are better than most clubs' similar arrangement, and each has a tissue box mounted into the wall. I suggest you negotiate before ever entering a VIP booth with a gal. Your night should probably end at The Crazy Horse. But... <br />
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If you want to &quot;live on the edge&quot;, walk 5 minutes west of Crazy Horse to Market Street Cinema. WARNING: The hustle factor at MSC is extremely high. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT if you enter the theater on the left side (by the dancers' locker room.) &nbsp;Enter to the right and sit at the bar to take things in for a bit and&nbsp;things will work out okay for you. Just be prepared for former &quot;porn stars&quot; who want to take you on a &quot;free tour&quot; and are overly anxious to &quot;come to your hotel room&quot;. <br />
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MBOT and New Century: within a block of each other and pretty expensive. Reports on this site of guys getting really ripped off at New Century. MBOT is &quot;upfront pricing&quot;, but the sticker shock may have you ready to bolt back to Crazy Horse for value. Stick it out at MBOT for the experience and just tip $1s for the stage shows. <br />
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Larry Flint's Hustler Club: Why does anyone go here??? Awful lap dance setup, with $20 minimal contact lap dances against a wall on stackable chairs and pretty visible to everyone in the club. They have a VIP room/secluded area, but I wasn't willing to spend $100 after the $20 experience sucked so bad. Broadway Showgirls was closed when I was in this&nbsp;neighborhood. <br />
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San Fran is expensive ... some review writers for Crazy Horse have even suggested using Craig's List rather than to pay Crazy Horse' prices, fyi.<br />
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P.S.&nbsp;&nbsp; When prices are quoted, they're most likely from when the economy was good.&nbsp;&nbsp; Seeing as how prices on many things (housing, rents, travel, and even groceries) are falling, don't hesitate to ask what the &quot;bad economy&quot; rates are now.&nbsp;&nbsp; May save one some greenbacks!!!!