Negotiating: For those on a budget
senatordan
Florida
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In the following words, I offer my two cents on how to negotiate at clubs and get more mileage for your dollars. I'm assuming you know how to find the right clubs for your speed. I offer no tips on how to select a club or how to select a dancer. Just how to stretch your bux.<br />
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First: While you are sober, plan a budget. Don't build a spreadsheet or anything ... just figure out how much is the maximum you want to spend on a given night. <br />
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Second: Prior to even going in the club get yourself some cash to match your budget. Get cash from an ATM from your bank, or from someplace like Wal-Mart where you can buy a pack of gum and get extra cash. Lots of clubs have ATMs, but lots of clubs also beat you up on the ATM fee. Come with the cash you need, and you may have already saved enough for a drink, a cover charge, or a lap dance.<br />
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Third: Leave your ATM and credit card at home. I've had those nights .... you get a buzz, and you whip out the ATM card to keep the good times flowing. In my opinion when clubs see you going to the ATM, they know they've got a sucker or a drunk on their hands ... next thing you know, they're all hitting you up for drinks. Plus, if you run a tab at the bar .. you now have another distraction. I know plenty of guys who got caught up in the fun and left their cards behind. Also, if you do a google search, you can find several stories of clubs where guys supposedly ran up five-digit credit-card tabs. <br />
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Fourth: Once in the club. Get a sense of prices. If you're drinking, just ask the bartender what the specials are. If you're looking for a buzz, forget your favored brand (this is not a time for brand loyalty ... strip clubs can be too pricey ... go for the special of the day) Also, if you're looking for lap dances or more, ask the first dancer you see what the rates are. In some places, they are relatively fixed (though you can still usually negotiate). In other places, the prices are "whatever the market will bear".<br />
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Fifth: Become a regular. When it comes to negotiating, familiarity does not breed contempt. If people know you (and don't HATE you), they'll be more apt to let you know what deals are around. Good networking inside the club can enable you to discover which dancers are willing to negotiate, what specials are upcoming, and maybe even more.<br />
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Sixth: Negotiate for everything you can based on the prices you've found and the advice you get from being a regular. If VIP room costs $20, try offering $10. If a dancer quotes you $50 for some attention, offer $30. If the dancer gets offended, that's her problem. You're the one spending, so you are in the driver's seat. I've found that lap dances, *extras*, drinks, entry to VIP rooms, entry to hot-tubs, limo rides ... pretty much EVERYTHING is negotiable. Clubs are like a real life version of "Let's Make a Deal"<br />
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Seventh: Remember, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (OR: Cash in hand is worth more than words) What do I mean? I mean make your cash work for you. Here's an example. At a baseball game once I tried to bribe an usher to let me down into the first row. I walked up to him and quietly said "Hey, for twenty bucks would you let me down front?" He denied me. I went down to a different section to another usher, and this time, pulled a $10 and a $5 out of my pocket, and folded them once. Walked up to the second usher and extended my hand for a handshake with the bills palmed. Put the money in his hand, and said "How about you let me down front?" The usher quickly pocketed the bills and ushered me to a seat in the front row just behind home plate. This same bribe technique has worked for me with dancers, bouncers, VIP attendants ... you name it. Negotiating about imaginary payments is a good start, but something about putting real crisp green dollars into someone's hand makes it very hard for them to say "no" to you.<br />
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Lastly: Now that you follow these tips and are presumably getting more mileage for your dollar ... don't forget to tip. If someone does you right, reciprocate by dropping a sawbuck or a fiver on them. You'll have dollars to spare if you follow these tips, and becoming known as a tipper, even if you've negotiated base-rates down, will make you stand out in people's memories as generous. <br />
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So: to sum up. Set a budget. Get some cash. Leave your cards at home. Find the asking prices quickly. Become a regular and sniff out the deals. Politely request even deeper discounts. And lead with your cash when attempting to negotiate someone down.<br />
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Game on, gentlemen ... I hope that these tips help my brothers stretch their budgets and enjoy themselves more thoroughly.<br />
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Senatordan
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3 comments
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I wouldn't hesitate to mention the current poor economy. Many strip clubs have kept rates/prices the same as they were a few years ago when things were going good. Now price cuts are observable all over: housing, rents, travel (airfares, hotels, etc.), and even groceries. Strip clubs should be cutting prices too. <br />
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