The real reasons strippers strip

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slickpeter
<p style="background: white"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">Just like David Letterman has his top 10 list, here is the list of the top 10 reasons strippers strip:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">1.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">2.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">3.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">4.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">5.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">6.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">7.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">8.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">9.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">10.<span style="font: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;">&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">For the money...</span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">I don&rsquo;t know how to be any more clear.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">There are some men out there (a few women too)&nbsp;complaining that all &ldquo;those women&rdquo; are interested in is money&hellip; Yeah? And?&nbsp;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">T</span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">he point is that this idea is just ridiculous. You wouldn&rsquo;t hold it against your doctor for sending you a bill after treatment, would you? You might assume that this doctor got into the business of medicine initially with altruistic intentions (I wouldn&rsquo;t necessarily, but as a point of comparison), but you wouldn&rsquo;t expect him to treat you for free just because you have a nice rapport.</span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">Likewise you expect your waitress to be just &ldquo;in it for the money&rdquo; when she brings your food, although, she may be nice to you. As a matter of fact, you expect her to be nice to you, and you become very irate when she is not. And for her troubles, she receives a tip. This is the agreement you enter into when you dine out. Nobody harbors hostilities about the arrangement.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">And so I ask, what is it that makes men (women) so hostile towards strippers for their single-minded approach to sustenance? </span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10.5pt">I&rsquo;d say its about power. It is always about power.</span></p>

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CTQWERTY
15 years ago
I actually got driven off the rail last weekend at Silk.&nbsp;&nbsp; The same 18-yr old came back to me three times in one song for a tip (I gave her $2 the first time, $1 for the standard and another as bonus for her Halloween effort, then $1 at a time thereafter.)&nbsp; That's how slow it was.&nbsp;&nbsp; As the gals were working two-song sets, I fled to the sanctity of the bar before song #2 began for fear she'd clean me out.&nbsp;&nbsp;
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Dougster
15 years ago
Anyone who thinks that, for strippers, it's&nbsp;only about the money is obviously a newbie. Graduate from newbie and then post articles here.
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samsung1
15 years ago
&nbsp;haha funny article. &nbsp;I have also heard strippers claim they like doing it for the love of sexuality, fun, exercise, and the self-esteem boost they get from having guys want them
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brewerfan
15 years ago
I THINK A LOT OF GIRLS DO IT FOR ATTENTION AS WELL AS THE MONEY.
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woodenclock2
15 years ago
u know nothing of doctors or strippers<br />
if a doctor saw somebody in need of their help outside of &quot;work&quot; i.e. heart attack, they would perform cpr<br />
i don't want to offend but, i bet most paramedics would be doctors if they could, but they continue at there jobs anyways<br />
there r entire organizations of doctors who volunteer their time and actually endure hardships, volunteering in&nbsp; war zones, disaster areas etc to help the people who need it the most but cannot get any aid<br />
how many strippers do u know of who have &quot;volunteered their services&quot; to the neediest i.e. the ugliest, meanest men who can never get any boob otherwise?<br />
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haydenbaby
13 years ago
im about the money as well
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