I am a seriously old geezer that has seen about anything you can imagine, and some of it in a club. I live in a cabin in the Missouri Ozarks and tend to play whenever I am away from home. If you know any low-IQ, big-breasted girls that want an unattractive, cheap old man to sex up, let me know.
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All 23Ace's Place Gentlemen's Club
Springfield, MO
First Trip to Ace's
★★★★★★★★★7.3/10This joint is tiny on the outside. I had not been here since it was "Sassy Red's," and wanted to see what Ace had done to the place. The girls were attractive and attentive. Initially,…
3 yrs ago
The Paper Moon
Little Rock, AR
The LAST strip club in Little...
★★★★★★★★★7.0/10The LAST strip club in Little Rock. Apparently, some time ago, a local ordinance was passed banning them, and this club is grandfathered in. Sketchy part of town. Small paved lot.…
15 yrs ago
Silver City Cabaret
Dallas, TX
I think I have gone to...
★★★★★★★★★6.7/10I think I have gone to this club before, perhaps years ago. I do not think it was called Silver City Cabaret, but I was in Texas for business with an old friend, and…
15 yrs ago
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All 9Front Room
Old-time guys on TUSCL
I was on TUSCL for a couple of years, left for almost a year, came back and was vexed by a guy whose handle was greenvegas. The dude was insulting and uncool. Not the kind of insulting you…
3 yrs ago 13
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Great Club Names
I just finished reading a review of "Jiggles" in Seattle. The name of the club made me chuckle. My all-time favorite was a little seedy club in Phoenix in the early '90s called "Splits and Grins." Any other good club
15 yrs ago 16
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Ooh-ooh, that smell...
We have a local frozen dessert drive-in that constantly features new flavors. It snowed six inches overnight, so the special today was called "Mid-summer dream." The photo on the menu looked like it was primarily citrus, and it…
15 yrs ago 15
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