My favorite Strip Club - Capital Hideaway - (near Albany in Upstate NY)

 I blogged a similar write up, but since I am new to this site and learning the ropes, I think this would sit better as an article.

I am a strip club guy.  I realize I am leaving myself open to jokes by attaching the label but I’m cool with it.  I never liked hanging out in bars or nightclubs.  But ever since I was a college freshman, I always loved hanging in gentlemens clubs.  I’m probably that guy who you not-so-frequent strip club visitors would laugh at because I look like I single-handedly pay the club’s rent with all the money I blow.  But don’t be jealous.  Yes, all the girls refer to me by my name.  Yes, I’m always sitting by myself, and yes, I actually clap when the DJ says “Everbody make some noise for Bambi.” But the truth is, I am generally very entertained by the performances that the girls give. I love adult entertainment in all forms, whether it’s adult clubs like strip clubs or book stores, swing parties, pornography, whatever.  I’m proud to be a freak.  People tell me I need a girlfriend, but who needs a woman complaining all the time  when I got a club full of young girls just waiting to take their clothes off and show their hooters.  (Yeah, I use words like hooters) 

I live in Upstate NY, just outside of Albany.  There is not a lot to do up here and it’s very cold for a good part of the year.  Saratoga Springs racetrack is a hotspot during the summer and we sometimes brag about hosting the NY Giants Pre-season camp. Albany is the state capital of NY and we did have the pleasure of playing host to many of Elliot Spitzer’s escorts encounters. But aside from the obvious fact that I like to Blog, this writeup is about my favorite hangout, Capital Hideaway.  capitalhideaway.com

 I spend a lot of time at this club.  It's comfortable, small, secluded and very affordable.  I happen to live closeby, but in terms of the area, it's 10 minutes from Albany and 35 minutes from the famous Saratoga Springs, NY.  This club is a great place to hang out.  First of all, it’s kind of in the middle of nowhere, hence the name.  Truthfully, Spitzer would have been better off hanging around the hideaway as nobody would have found him.  At the Hideaway, Nobody ever annoys me about buying dances or tries to force me to buy drinks or take part in cheesy promotions.  Capital Hideaway has a great staff of girls and the club manager, Hector, is a really nice guy.  Often I find myself going there just to hang out with him.  (I realize that sounds gay but sorry Hector I do not find you attractive, just friendly)  I love this club because it's clean, relaxing, and very hot in the VIP.  The club has a cool 2nd level of VIP that is upstairs from the main floor.  There is something about going up the spiral stairs that just equates sexy time to me now.  I know that sounds corny but I really like the fact that you get truly private dances. I recommend Lola or Marie for some really hot steamy VIP dances. 

I hope anybody who lives in this area or has the opportunity to travel thru the area will check out Capital Hideaway.  It can be a little hard to find for the first timer so I suggest calling ahead or using your GPS.  Chances are I will be sitting in the club somewhere so don’t be afraid to shout out my name when you walk thru the door.  Actually mention my nickname if you go there - UpstateNYJeff.  Who knows, if enough people do it maybe they’ll start throwing me free lap dances.