Southern Connecticut
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Stamford
The three clubs in Stamford are as follows:
<li><u>Beamers</u> - An upscale club with some beautiful ladies. A lot of white girls but also some beautiful exotic and latina mixes. Not, however, the most exciting club in the world (which can be said of all of Stamford) and when the girls talk to you it makes you want to go to sleap, but the only club in Stamford with much quality.</li>
<li><u>Hideaway Cafe</u> - This place is well named and sits in the back of an industrial area. The first time you go there you will definately think you are lost. Once you get there, however, you may wish you never found the place as the quality is a bit off, though occasionally you will find a diamond in the rough. The bar is far away from a stage set down a small staircase. I hear there is a good chance of making a friend there but I am not sure you want to.</li>
<li><u>Harry Os</u> - Another low quality place with a lot of fat Dominican girls. I kind of like the seedy feel of it though and the girls are friendly, generally willing to sit for a long time if you feed them drinks. The stage has an opening by a pool table where you can stand while the girl puts her ... in your face and the contact rules are not aggressively enforced. Overall this can be a fun place on the right night, but manage your expectations.</li>
Norwalk
<li>There is one club in Norwalk, called the <u>Office Cafe,</u> formerly Mermaids. Small place in a little strip mall. Ok for a local hangout, but not very exciting for a strip club. Norwalk PD is very strict with these types of places and the local uniform cops are in and out of this place multiple times on any given night. At one time they used to have so much trouble finding girls to dance that they paid them an hourly wage (as opposed to the girls paying to work there, which is the norm). I hear that it has changed, but if it is in Norwalk I am sure that the unexciting part has stayed the same.</li>
Bridgeport
First, a word about Bridgeport. This is a city where anything goes and you can find anything to suit your fancy. Below is a description of the different places and their gimmicks
There are a couple of other places in Bridgeport that I have not been to, but I hear that they are generally in the category of the last three above.
Hope that helps any of you traveling to Southern CT.
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last commentJust FYI, I believe that you don't have to wait for your subscription to run out. It will be extended by four weeks every time you submit an article or review. Four weeks from the end of your current subscription, that is, not four weeks from the date of your submission.
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Thanks Georg.
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1. Please note that I incorrectly mentioned George's - this should have been Keystone. I have never been to George's Cafe so I cannot comment on it.
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Thanks for the info. I have been planning an East coast swing where I hit Vic's in NJ, maybe Patterson, NJ, and then on to Connecticut for the first time.
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"When my VIP subscription runs out again, look for my next reviews on: Milwaukee, WI, Fort Worth, TX and Mobile, AL."
I guess we'll all be waiting with bated breath for those strip club reviews from Fort Worth, TX & Mobile, AL, eh noob? Or will those be based on out-of-date or otherwise worthless info like some of the above?? Ugh...I really, really don't get this whole facade noob. You spend more time on here talking about why you can't review a set of clubs (or when you'll actually get around to reviewing them...yeah right!) as it would take to actually sit down & write those reviews in the first place...sheesh...
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