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Waiting for strippers...

Have you ever been stood up for a date? Have you waited in restaurants for just a simple lunch/dinner or more seriously waited in your hotel room for a stripper to come and fuck you? What do you do…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

went here again and the ladies...

went here again and the ladies were outstanding as usual, expensive drinks, good priced lap dances, some girls are way too aggressive seeking dances, def will come back again but the dances need to be…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

This club is very hit or...

This club is very hit or miss. Today was a miss. Only one dancer I would consider getting a dance from. Chandler has been working here for a long time. I was hoping to see…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

R.I.P. Ricks This club is still...

R.I.P. Ricks This club is still "open" but i walked in to see it the other day and there was one dancer "working" ... she was in a bikini but she was standing at the…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Diamonds is the glitziest of all...

Diamonds is the glitziest of all of the clubs in the Dayton area. It is also the most expensive. $35 for a dance with minimal real contact. The consolation is that the girls…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Got in around 10:15. This time...

Got in around 10:15. This time we paid a $15 cover, which used to be $7 before 10 and $10 after 10. Apparently there is a new $5 tax on strip club patrons, some type…

Sassy Red's

Springfield, Missouri

Don't waste your time. This...

Don't waste your time. This has to be the worst club I have ever been in. They only had 2 dancers. One had to be pushing 45 and looked like she was…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

this is the old magic city...

this is the old magic city in b'ham, it has some nice girls in it.I like the club and one of the reasons why is because the DJ don't bug you about tipping the girls.…

PJ's

Oxnard, California

Small place, one pool table, Bar...

Small place, one pool table, Bar seats about 12, small stage with a pole, stage seating for tipping, plus 4 or 5 tables. The ladies were good-looking. I stop here once in a while returning…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere! ...

Booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere! This would be the perfect club if the women did not pressure so much. The girls are SEXY! It just seemed so high pressure that I could…

A Touch of Class

Fort Dodge, Iowa

The best club in Fort Dodge....

The best club in Fort Dodge. Kinda like a really tall pygmy. Anyways - no cover, cheap beer, disgusting bathroom, pool table - big time locals hangout. The WOC that frequent the…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This club has gone downhill. ...

This club has gone downhill. I was last here in March and had several girls that were favorites. Only one remains and the rest of the dancers here on this Thursday did not…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

So Father's day you expect to...

So Father's day you expect to be a little slower. I walked in around 4pm and there 4 dancers in the club with one more arriving about 6pm. The bartender and doorgirl seemed…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I'm starting to become more disenchanted...

I'm starting to become more disenchanted with this club, especially when none of my regulars are there anymore. The girls tonite were OK, but none were HM, although one called Innocence called herself the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The best there is. Mons...

The best there is. Mons Venus fires girls if they get too fat. I found a former Mons dancer at 2001. Didn't understand her being too fat because she was hot and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to a theater style club. It was Saturday night and it was crowded. The feature performer was going on stage and there were almost no seats left. A few other…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Buddies and I went down to...

Buddies and I went down to San Diego from LA to check out the US Open. After a round, we decided to find a club to relax. We first stopped by the Hustler…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

My girlfriend and I and another...

My girlfriend and I and another buddy of mine went to Cheetahs on a Saturday night. The girls are generally in the 6-7 range, with one 9+ present. The club itself is typical…

Exposé

San Diego, California

I went to this club after...

I went to this club after a Saturday night downtown with two of my buddies. We got there after 2am and this is the only club open in SD past 2 am. Because…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I was here recently on a...

I was here recently on a weekday evening. It is my club of choice, when I have time and no plans. I always find a girl or two who I end up spending a lot…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas on business...

I was in Dallas on business and I decided to check out Baby Dolls based on the positive reviews on this site. The club set up is accurately described in previous posts so I…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

After sampling Fantasies $10 dances at...

After sampling Fantasies $10 dances at 5PM, I stopped here for shift change. Very few dancers at the end of day shift, night shift was just starting to fill in. According to a…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I have just started to become...

I have just started to become a regular at this club previously had spent alot of time at Choice. My first experience was good so I have returned about every other week and have had a…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Back to Jiggles. It had...

Back to Jiggles. It had been a hard week at work and I just wanted to kick back and relax. Wasn't even sure if I was going to do any dances when I…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

How does this club stay in...

How does this club stay in business?? Went on a weekday morning and it was sloooow. Bad attitude by management combined with dancers who are too...how shall we say...BIG, make this a destination to…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I always go during the day....

I always go during the day. My favorites are there then. Some of these girls have been there for years, others are newbies, come are learning, some are pro's. Definatley one of the most diverse…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

While the Dog offers new eye...

While the Dog offers new eye candy it still is the same old Dog it has always been. My visit on coin beer night was not the wisest of ideas. Coin beer brings in the…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I usually like Good Guys, and...

I usually like Good Guys, and maybe there's just a shift in people's tastes besides mine, but there was a definite lack of large breasted women when we arrived. I saw about six busty…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Okay, I'll never be back here...

Okay, I'll never be back here again. I mentioned in a previous review that I got to know one of the girls pretty well. Although I'm not a regular, I do try to swing by…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Overall, I would say this club...

Overall, I would say this club has good girls but your mileage may vary greatly. The girls are mostly young (under 25 and a lot under 21) and are mostly petite to average size. Some…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I stopped By Mickey's last Monday...

I stopped By Mickey's last Monday afternoon about 2PM. No cover and cheep, cold beer. There were around 15 patrons either sitting at the bar, around the sage, or shooting pool. There…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

My girlfriend and I went to...

My girlfriend and I went to the Uptown on Sat. night and found the place to be very couple friendly and there were several other couples there. The interior of the club is very nice.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped on my way to Cowboys....

Stopped on my way to Cowboys. Four dancers (3-7), four customers, no cover. They played one or two 'break' songs between dancers. The 7 was with a regular so I got a LD…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Friday at 3pm. Three dancers, three...

Friday at 3pm. Three dancers, three customers. Deadest DejaVu I have ever been in. Dancers were good looking but the limited grind LD's are not even worth the $20 cost. They had a…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Friday, 2PM. Four dancers, six...

Friday, 2PM. Four dancers, six customers, no cover. Rhino seems to take care of their brand better than the other chains. Good service and all good looking dancers. Good contact and conversation at…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

So this place is still open...

So this place is still open and busier than expected for a Monday afternoon. The girls still work the same way from the last review--find a girl, walk around to the other side of the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It was a few years back...

It was a few years back that I first visited Mons, since my last visit the full friction law has been tightened as the girls can't use hands now. From that point it was a…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

visited on Wed evening. $15 cover....

visited on Wed evening. $15 cover. You will be hounded to buy $6.00 sodas, if not for you, then for every dancer that approaches you. Intrigued by dakota, who would be a 9 except for…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Fuggedaboutit. No fun here. $20 cover...

Fuggedaboutit. No fun here. $20 cover (includes bottomless glass of soda). No alcolhol (strike 1) Dancers rated from 4-7. (strike 2) Had one formula dance from Bobbi, a hottie, but not into a lot of…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

This club has its good points...

This club has its good points and its bad points. The good ones go first. I saw four girls who ranked 8 and over. I spoke to one who is a verified…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Went here on a Friday night...

Went here on a Friday night with a few friends and ended up having an okay time. There wee not enough dancers for the amount of people who were there so getting attention was kind…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

I had known about this place...

I had known about this place for yearsof course but never went inside. I always went to the nude clubs instead. Decided to give it a try and was amazingly disappointed. The…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Pretty much standard Vu approach to...

Pretty much standard Vu approach to the club business. Was actually in twice in 3 days. First Saturday afternoon. About 6 or 7 girls and 3 customers. Doesn't make for a…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

Went here a couple of weeks...

Went here a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night with some co-workers. What a nice surprise! I had been here before and it was not a pretty sight. But apparently…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

The Dancers were pretty decent. ...

The Dancers were pretty decent. I think they could have been better, but we had a good amount around the table because we were spending a good deal of money. We camped out…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

As per usual with my strip...

As per usual with my strip club visits, this one was much after midnight with more than one too many drinks in me. I do love this club though and have even when sober,…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Was in town for business last...

Was in town for business last month and wanted to check out the local action downtown. In a decent part of town so no need to worry although there are some homeless in and around…

Isis Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went again way after midnite after...

Went again way after midnite after checking out a new club nearby. It was much more crowded than on my last visit. Shortly after I ordered my second beer a cute, short blond haired cutie…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Overall I would say it was...

Overall I would say it was okay. But I won't go back. I hate the no alcohol bar policy in NY, and it sucks to pay $5 for water or fake beer. The…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited this club on Tuesday night...

Visited this club on Tuesday night admission at the door was at $ 5cost for a beer at 5.it is a bikini club with two dancing staging .Lap dances in the back room with…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Took a party of 10 up...

Took a party of 10 up here the first Saturday night in June... I called ahead during the week and found out that the those with a birthday/bachelor can get in free and the rest…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

So myself and a couple of...

So myself and a couple of buddies from my previous job hooked up to celebrate my newfound success at the new job. We got there just after they opened for a liquid lunch (11:45 or so)…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I visited this club on Tuesday...

I visited this club on Tuesday evening around 7 PM almost in between shift admission was between 7 and 10 and only soft drinks at $5 free refill. There were 5 dancers sitting by…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

This is my "home" club as...

This is my "home" club as it's on the way home from work and I like to pop in when getting out of the office a little bit early. The mileage can be very high…

Front Room

Congratulations

Congratulations to all the new graduates out there. I know a few dancers who actually DID strip their way through college and just got their Bachelors degrees. (Or so they claim.)

Front Room

Blast from the past night

I went to my favorite club last night, which was fairly amazing, because much of western Iowa, near the Missouri River, is a flood zone, and I was guessing, before I called the club to verify they were actually open,…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

There was almost a 1:1 dancer...

There was almost a 1:1 dancer to guy ratio tonight. Walked in around 11pm, tough to find an empty seat. Found a smokin' hot (9ish) dancer right off the bat. As mentioned…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite places, but it is also one which can vary wildly, as sometimes, it is the greatest place on earth, while other times, it can be as bad as watching…

Tens Adult Entertainment

Hoboken, New Jersey

I went there around 8.00 pm....

I went there around 8.00 pm. It got busier later on in the night. The couch dances vary. There seem to be a rule of only a couple of seconds grinding but the girls try…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Went to the Kappa on a...

Went to the Kappa on a Monday afternoon. It was not busy and I did not expect it to be busy. There were only 2 dancers (a 4 and a 5), nothing to…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

Was not really impressed with this...

Was not really impressed with this place. There is nothing wrong with it I honestly believe I had a bad experience. A girl (Don't remember her name) wouldn't leave me alone. Kept…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Not exactly an upscale place. ...

Not exactly an upscale place. The main stage has a sofa ring around it. The cushions are starting to fall apart. It has the feel of a cheap $1 theater that no…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Lots of good looking eye candy...

Lots of good looking eye candy here. 3 stages were active and the girls were friendly but not pushy. Daisy from Rock of Love II works here! Drinks and Cigars are good…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

I'm submitting one review for my...

I'm submitting one review for my last several trips (some during afternoon, one in the evening on a Thursday). In general, this place seems to be going downhill. It used to be (maybe…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by for a quick...

I stopped by for a quick visit on Friday just after 4PM hoping to catch Miss Sophia. I didn't see her but I did see my old favorite Toni walking up to me. I thought…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Was in Miami area to visit...

Was in Miami area to visit relatives recently. Had read a lot about this club & the experiences in the VIP area. So I decided to see if I could get a FS or near…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went here on a Thursday...

I went here on a Thursday evening around 7pm. There wasn’t a whole lot going on. Maybe 10 dancers. Not all that amazing. Some where ok however. I received on…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

This is the best of the...

This is the best of the off-island clubs around Montreal. The re is usually a good selection of girls, the staff are generally pleasant, and the club itself, while not elegant by any means,…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

The please seems due to close...

The please seems due to close and there are a lot less dancers. But you can definitely still have a good time and a lot is on the menu. I'd look for emma,…

Front Room

It's funny how getting a 2nd Job changed a dancer's attitude

Last night I ran into a dancer that I hadn't seen in about 7 or 8months. She use to be one of my fav's mainly because she gave good lapdances but her money hungry attitude had started to get on…

Front Room

Amazing discovery - a girl with 2 pussies

What we guys could use is a girl with 2 pussies. Twice the fun. http://youtube.com/watch?v=fN_KXg3BsxM

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

So I stopped in after work...

So I stopped in after work to wait out traffic and there was an Angel's game on. Most patrons were ignoring the girls and concentrating on the game. 10 or so girls and all…

Eden Gentlemens Club

Plantation, Florida

went here after a late day...

went here after a late day at work.... nice looking club.. some good looking dancers... it was early tuesday, so it was slow... anyways, got a few dances, had a few drinks.... theres a 3 for 50…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

As others have noted, this club...

As others have noted, this club is a lot like other Deja Vu operations. Obnoxious DJ? Check. Constant pressure to buy dances? Check. It wasn't a total loss: the place is nice enough inside. I was a little…

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, California

Unimpressive, though kind of typical for...

Unimpressive, though kind of typical for San Francisco. No touching, of course. But there's also no real communication with the dancer, which is kind of a drag. The physical condition of this place is just revolting.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

stopped by the blue again. things have...

stopped by the blue again. things have gone downhill. so many low quality dancers. so many dancers that shouldnt take there clothes off. ever. anyway, we hung for awhile, there were a few options. i ended up…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Based on a recommendation from a...

Based on a recommendation from a friend, I stopped by this place to check it out. A dozen or so girls, not too crowded (but it was afternoon on a work day). Quality…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

I was back in Columbus and...

I was back in Columbus and again visited PD on a Monday (late afternoon to early evening) on the first shift from about 4pm to 6pm. There were 2 girls dancing and they were…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

The last two reviews (net scores...

The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as accurate. More than most clubs, Cabaret is…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

visited on thursday and friday. There...

visited on thursday and friday. There was no cover on Thusday but a $5 cover on Friday (after 8). This club is generally lightly attended before 9 but it starts to fill up by 10.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a DC area club. I was there from about 10:00 to 11:30 pm. There were 18 dancers working 3 stages in 3 song sets. I got…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to this place after 6...

Went to this place after 6 years of thinking this place was only okay. The free beer was nice, you get 6 ticktets to trade in for like a 10oz cup of beer.…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Very attractive girls, esp. Candy and...

Very attractive girls, esp. Candy and Joclyn. Private dances are $40 per song, or $100 for 3 songs, so the $$ can go quick. Although YMMV, contact is decent-very good. In general, girls are AWFULLY…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club is not too bad....

This club is not too bad. I was in on an afternoon. From what I could tell there were only 2 women working. neither of them were great lookers, but definitely tolerable. Drinks were fairly…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Visited Scruples on one of my...

Visited Scruples on one of my rare visits to CT, mainly because of the February review below that said Ruby's was dead due to recent law presence. Got there around 7:30 (?). Dead. One dancer was…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went here after being disappointed at...

Went here after being disappointed at Scruples, the May 27 negative review below not withstanding. The place was even deader than Scruples, around 9 pm, but there was a shapely dancer on stage, so…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I had the best time there...

I had the best time there and would love to go back with all those hotties. I've been the with my friends more than any other strip club in the US. The women there are…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

Even though it says to "be...

Even though it says to "be the first to review Rumours" above, I recall previously having done so a year or so ago. My visit this time was very disappointing, so the ratings, and comments, are…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Stopped by Mark's after work to...

Stopped by Mark's after work to grab a beer and see some titties.... This place is a cool place to visit if you in the area. Its topless, girls are usually above average. Absolutly no…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons is nothing if not dependable....

Mons is nothing if not dependable. You may not go for the out-in-the-open atmosphere, and the mix of women might not suit your exact needs, but it's pretty consistent for talent and quantity.…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club is in the heart...

This club is in the heart of Bourbon Street in the French Quarter, right in the midst of the tourist area. It is a very upscale club. Of course, the dancers are very…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decided to check this place out...

Decided to check this place out based on recent reviews. As a side note: my Magellan GPS did not recognize that street number in COI. I had to put in La Puente, even…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Made a visit last Fri to...

Made a visit last Fri to see a certain dancer who was suppose to be working. Had sent her a email and she said she was working Fri,Sat and Sun but for whatever reason she…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I visited Flight Club once on...

I visited Flight Club once on a recent trip to Detroit. It was in the evening on a Tuesday (May 27). Maybe not the best time to go. But I had no other options.…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

The number of dancers on duty...

The number of dancers on duty was closer to 11 than to 25. Sundays and Mondays and Tuesdays are slower nights than the rest. On the one hand, it's good because there is less congesion…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Traveled on by the Gold Club...

Traveled on by the Gold Club on a hot Thursday afternoon. There were about 10 dancers. Mostly 5-6's, a few better. The titty bars in Memphis are a mere shadow of their…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

I was in the area with...

I was in the area with a friend of mine so I decided to re-visit this club. I've been here before at night and it's usually pretty busy on the weekends. I wanted…

Bikes, Babes, and Beer

Havelock, North Carolina

I hadn't been here in ages...

I hadn't been here in ages since I saw so many rough looking characters last year. No place to get a dance, there's no VIP area, and all the chairs were taken up by local…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

It's been about a year since...

It's been about a year since I've been to this club. There has been a drastic decline in the quality of dancers, although a few talented favorites remain: Taylor, Charisma, Tiarra, Mari and Alicia, to…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

They are now open for lunch....

They are now open for lunch. No cover charge before 6pm. They've done some remodeling since I was there last. Very clean and comfortable. There are 3 different VIP rooms now.…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here on a Friday...

Stopped in here on a Friday around 10pm. There was plenty of girls hanging around, all in 6 to 8 range. There were mostly skinny girls, but did have a few fuller figure…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Well, after visiting this club a...

Well, after visiting this club a couple of times during the day, I had wondered if I have given a fair accounting...I figured I'd give it one last shot....my last visit there was so lame…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Visited Femme Nu on a Wednesday...

Visited Femme Nu on a Wednesday night about a month ago. Arrived at 7pm and initially it was disappointing. Some nice girls but no superstars. Around 8pm it all changed ... that's…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

My first visit ever to PP....

My first visit ever to PP. I went on a Wednesday and Thursday. My expectations were just to have some fun. I knew the girls would be good looking, the girls would be friendly, not necessarily…

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taboo2

has anybody heard of a new stripclub opening up in the chicagoland area or nw indiana called taboo2? Saw advertisment in paper but had no address on it.

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

Was here 3 years ago. Cute...

Was here 3 years ago. Cute girl on stage grabbed me, unzipped, mouth condomed, blew. Show was not as hot as marc1969 said, but i can believe him. Barcelona is fun - including the topless…

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Craig's List computer help please - unrelated

I recently found something that I'd like to purchase on Craig's List. But when I try to contact the person listed it won't let me, I get a message saying they don't support the type of system that my…

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Weed, OTC, legal question... (not ENTIRELY off-topic)

I thought maybe someone here would no the answer to this question... (first some background info) I don't do drugs, though have tried MJ in the past (never felt anything, so why use it?) Anyhow, a few times I've OTCed…

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Drug tests.

BY law, I am subject to random drug testing. Over the past 25 or 30 years, I have been tested about 10 times. It doesn't bother me. I get an hour of overtime pay for spending 20 minutes pissing in…

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4 day work week. Yeah I know off topic.

There has been a lot of talk about this lately due to the high cost of gas. Work 10 hour shifts for 4 days and then have 3 off. This can work for many occupations. My office is open 24/7/365. We…

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Advertising on TUSCL

founder: Hey, I don't mind the new ads on TUSCL -- you have to make a buck where you can......but I do find the ad for "Cam Boys Live" beyond the scope of TUSCL....LOL !!!

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drinking dancers

how long can a dancer dance who is 30 and drinks 10 vodka drinks every nite.leonard3