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Waitress turned dancer.

The most gorgeous cocktail waitress that I have ever seen in my favorite club just turned stripper. 2 months ago, I joking asked her if she was ever going to strip. She replied that she was thinking about it. Well,…

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The Battle of the Sexes

When I was younger I was raised to be "nice to women" and also a "feminist" in the nicest possible way -- this meant, that I basically assumed that any human who could do the job, deserved equal pay; that…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was happy that my experience...

I was happy that my experience at Treasure's was positive. There are are large number of attractive women ranging from 7 to 9.5 in looks. The Club is basically broken into two areas…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

HH is starting to look more...

HH is starting to look more run down than ever before. It seems most of the regular day shift girls have left except the ones that couldn't work anywhere else. Heard a couple…

Monty's Showroom Pub

Victoria, British Columbia

I was not familiar with Victoria...

I was not familiar with Victoria BC so I grabbed a cab and asked the driver for advice. He said there were only two clubs in town, Monty's and The Fox. Monty's was closer but…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

What a WASTE! Such a...

What a WASTE! Such a nice environment, but talent and management continually going down hill. The required 2 drink prepayment at the door is the smartest thing this club does because most would…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

As many have said before. It...

As many have said before. It is not really a strip club, in the way most people think of a strip club. Both times I have been there, there have been 2-3 girls. One on…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Ruby's II is a large upscale...

Ruby's II is a large upscale club. There are two stages in the main section of the club. They also had several large screen TV's showing various sports. One nice feature is…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This is an okay club that...

This is an okay club that sits right beside a much better club. If you do not like the crowded area in the club next door than sharkeys can be a nice oasis.…

Magic City Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped in Thursday night 11pm. ...

Stopped in Thursday night 11pm. $5 cover and a beer was $4. Girls were range from 3-7 maybe about 7-8 dancers. Clientele was primarily AA and dancers were entirely AA. Most of the dancers probably…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Has anyone else gotten a dance...

Has anyone else gotten a dance from the bigger bottomed Shotsky? Incredible! Very Proportionate Hour Glass Shape, great smile and good conversation. IS has gotten a LOT of new dancer in the last month. Most…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Went to the Dirty Bird around...

Went to the Dirty Bird around 6:30 Sunday, by 7:00 they had 20 girls working. Club offers no tip out to girls before 7:00 on Sunday; there were only 5 guys in the club. A…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures is still high milage but...

Treasures is still high milage but with the outdoor smoking area, a third of the girls are outside, a third are upstairs, and only a third are in the main room and some don't leave…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

On Friday or Saturday night, Mons...

On Friday or Saturday night, Mons Venus is hands down among the top 2 clubs in town - bar none!.. lap dances are affordable and negotiable ($20 - $30).. there's no booth fee and that's…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after putting in a little OT at work. Walked in the door and felt like back in time 20 years. Bar was large rectangle with a small platform for…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Once again it has been a...

Once again it has been a while since the last visit to the Bird. Being hungry and lunch time went for the scenery and the food. First the food- good value for the meal,…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Not my first visit here...I like...

Not my first visit here...I like it since there's no "high-pressure-sales." Long and narrow bar with stage behind the bar. Limited hard booze selection. $20 dancer drinks buy you some of the longest…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Came here on a thursday night....

Came here on a thursday night. Had really high hopes due to word of mouth. This place seems cramped and i did not see many dances going on at any given time. After a few…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple times since my last review. Now I will pass on some info for the general public-take it as you will. Now I just get dances from Celes (still my…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped in a few weeks...

I stopped in a few weeks ago on a Friday night at around 1:30am. The club closes at 2:00am so there is no cover after 1:30am. The club was dead but there were a few…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

OK, made the trip and no...

OK, made the trip and no real beauties, but no dogs either. Nothing to write home about, only one stage working and I decided to see if anyone would come over and talk to me,…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

The banana reopened and I decided...

The banana reopened and I decided to check it out. I remember the days with the cages and multiple girls in play at once. The cages are gone and so are some of the hotter…

Sugar Shack Too

Oak Grove, Oregon

Walked in, looked around, was disgusted...

Walked in, looked around, was disgusted with the look of the inside of the place, filthy and poorly kept. The two girls I saw were not the most pleasing sight for your eyes. Don't think…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

A large group of friends and...

A large group of friends and myself started here on a trip that would end up well after 4am down in Southside. We arrived here about 3:30... And it was nice to see that there…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

I had not been by here...

I had not been by here for around 5 months. The only obvious change was there is now a pole on stage. Which is surprising because the owners have resisted that for years. Same…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Great place for the money, just...

Great place for the money, just stick with the Table Dances for $5, way better than private dances. Private dances run $20 and there was not as much mileage as the table dances. In…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

First time in a while back...

First time in a while back on the block. Same stuff, different year. The Diamond had 4 dancers. They were all very, very friendly and about what you'd expect from the block in terms…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

Found this place a while back,...

Found this place a while back, and decided to take the trip. Went in and sat for a beer. A large breasted hunnie named Al came and sat next to me. I…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Was in NYC a couple weeks...

Was in NYC a couple weeks ago and after reading reviews thought I would drive down to Vics. First time, I got so lost I had no idea where I was headed. Got frustrated…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I went here on Monday afternoon...

I went here on Monday afternoon as I had some time to kill before a meeting. I think this club is slipping compared to a year ago, however it might have been the time of…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

If you havent been there latley...

If you havent been there latley you havent been there. The building has been fixed up nicely new carpet and new PRIVATE dance rooms, small rooms with a love seat and a curtan over the…

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, West Virginia

I visited the club around 2pm...

I visited the club around 2pm on Friday, expecting to leave around 5, and I ended up staying till about 2am. I returned Saturday for a few hours (12-2:30am). I don't visit clubs,…

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Travel companion results

I took my young dancer on my business trip and it went pretty well. We had a slightly bumpy start because she picked up a bad cold that moved into her bronchial tubes just before we left, so she…

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You ever decide just to stay home and save your money?

I did tonight. Didn't get as much sleep as normal either. Gas prices keep going up along with all the other bills. Maybe I'll play a pc game, haven't done that in a long time. I…

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Memphis Platinum Plus and Tunica Caberat

Anyone know the status of these two clubs? I actually enjoyed the Tunica Club - which was in Memphis, just like the PP in Memphis but not as crowded. I know that they were shut down but I…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Made a midweek visit last week...

Made a midweek visit last week and found the club much like my previous visit. Make sure to get a dance from Renda when you visit. Good conversation and great dances. Didn't see Kendra on…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I went late on a Tuesday...

I went late on a Tuesday night. $8 cover, $5.25 for longnecks. A little slow, but a good ratio of dancers and customers. $2 stageside bought a lot of attention, as usual,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to 3 clubs during a...

Went to 3 clubs during a recent visit to Vegas. This may have been the best experience. Beautiful club, maybe the largest in the city, perhaps in the country. A plethora of dancers, maybe outnumbering…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here early on a slow...

Went here early on a slow night which was good for availability of seats but not so good on quality and the amount of hustling. A few standouts though - a Hawaiian Asian girl and…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here at a good time...

Went here at a good time for availability of seats and a few knockouts. Really only one that I would recommend - M.J. She is truly a knockout. Blonde with natural large breasts, nice slender…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Hit Ybor again on a recent...

Hit Ybor again on a recent trip to Tampa. Really like the much more laid back atmosphere here than in other Tampa spots. There are some extremely attractive African American Woman here.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Wasn't impressed at all. First...

Wasn't impressed at all. First of all, getting there requires like a freaking GPS device - its not very intuitive and parking is awful. You will need to walk through a not so…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

I have warn people about this...

I have warn people about this club. Went on a Saturday night about 9 pm. One (1) dancer working. She was hot and a 9, but she was the only one.…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Just not a busy club. ...

Just not a busy club. I got there about 7:30 on a Friday and enjoyed watching the dancers. It is bikini and no further. Only one thong the whole night. The…

Teasers

Tampa, Florida

I have to say hot girls...

I have to say hot girls here. About 2 miles from Simones, which is an all black club, so I was expecting mostly black girls. But there was a good mix. Devon…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

If you want tons of hot...

If you want tons of hot girls, this is not the place. Go north on Dale Mabry. If you want extras this is the place. The first time I walked in, several…

Vegas Showgirls

St. Petersburg, Florida

$7 cover. $4 Miller Lite....

$7 cover. $4 Miller Lite. So not too inflated for drinks and the waitresses are ok if you don't get any more. This club has a strange culture. When I sat near…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stand- alone small club sitting in...

Stand- alone small club sitting in the middle of a dirt infield next to a practice golf driving range. Parking is free, cover $5.00 which also enables admission to 2 sister clubs, beers are…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

Was here recently on a "fluke"....

Was here recently on a "fluke". I was aware of it's repuatation but decided to give it another try anyway. This place has the potential to be great but the neighborhood, clientele, and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This club can vary from very...

This club can vary from very good to poor depending on the "new" dancers they hire. Dancers tend to be on the heavy side but I always manage to find a few gems. Still a…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Wound up at my second home...

Wound up at my second home Sat at a time I don't think I've ever been there. Starting time! Only a handful of dancers at first, and in about 20 minutes the excitement started, but not…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by here a couple weeks...

Stopped by here a couple weeks ago. I've always felt that this club is somewhat underrated. It's a pretty classy setup, with a quality line-up of girls. I always get excited going in there…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Really enjoyed my visit. Used their...

Really enjoyed my visit. Used their Internet coupon to get in. Bottled beer is $3, may be only for that night, but it was a great deal. Had Taylor danced for me several times, at…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I visited Tampa last week and...

I visited Tampa last week and popped in a few clubs as I always do when in town. It was a Wednesday shortly after noon, and most clubs were virtually not in operation other…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

this place is going downhill fast...few...

this place is going downhill fast...few years ago, this used to be a fun place...easy going, great atmosphere, and great laps recently crowd has changed...more young punks...the temparament of the club has changed though one thing remains…

Venus Lounge

East Hartford, Connecticut

The Venus is getting more consistent,...

The Venus is getting more consistent, and the quality of dancer is getting better. The area is still on the decline, and uncle LEO continues to keep a watchful eye on the establishment.…

Dusk to Dawn

Waterbury, Connecticut

The economy sucks, and that is...

The economy sucks, and that is having an effect on this club. Simply, there seems to be a realization that you cannot treat your customers like crap and expect them to come back. I stopped…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

This past week I was attending...

This past week I was attending a convention at the Denver convention Center. On Wednesday I tried out the Diamond Cabaret for lunch and on Thursday I checked out happy hour at La Boheme.…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Arrived about 8:15. Sparse crowd-maybe...

Arrived about 8:15. Sparse crowd-maybe 10-12 guys and 3-5 visible dancers. More dancers appeared during my stay. They ranged from 6-8. While this is a nice place, which is why I…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

after leaving the platiumn rose i...

after leaving the platiumn rose i decided to look for another club close by and found babes. $10 door fee the girl that took it was pleasant and smiling. went in and found…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Very enjoyable club. I was there...

Very enjoyable club. I was there early Saturday afternoon. It was already crowded, but not overly so. It was still possible to find a seat at most of the stages. There were plenty of girls…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

Popped into this club a couple...

Popped into this club a couple times recently, after not visiting for more than a year. To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised. The talent level was on par with neighboring Paper Moon and a…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Arrived about 12:45 am expecting the...

Arrived about 12:45 am expecting the place to close at 2am, but it closed at 3am. I remember this place when it was D2, which was a relative dump but with pretty good mileage.…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Went here for a change of...

Went here for a change of pace from other clubs I usually frequent in Austin. I'd heard good things about the Crazy Lady (former name) but they don't seem to have followed over with…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

Haven't looked into this club in...

Haven't looked into this club in a couple of years because I heard it went really downhill. I was surprised to see the previous reviews, so I checked it out. $10 cover. Was…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yes. Its open again. They are...

Yes. Its open again. They are playing it safe for a little while. The cover is $10 and a lap dance is still only $7. I know that some will tell you its up to…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Made another trip down to Adelita's....

Made another trip down to Adelita's. Don't know what happened but somehow missed the last exit before the border and was forced to drive across the border. This was a little scary because…

Taboo

Arcadia, California

I happened to pass by this...

I happened to pass by this club when I was in the area on business, and I decided to swing by. I was not sorry I did. I personally liked the layout of the club,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

What's better than a good round...

What's better than a good round of golf? A good round of golf followed by a visit to IS, had an 80 with a couple of balls in the drink, but needed to to…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Mcdoogals has some of the most...

Mcdoogals has some of the most attractive dancers I've seen. It would be great if the rules were a little more liberal in the lap dance area. At $30 a dance (which i…

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Where is your best source of strip club entertainment?

I think that most will agree that it is here on TUSCL. But how accurate is the information given in the reviews. You have got to know your reviewers. I have about 15 favorite customers/reviewers that I swap emails and…

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Question about NW Indiana& Detroit area clubs

Hi guys, I hope you can help me out. I live in Los Angeles but save my SC money to go to East St. Louis. I have had 10 ESL trips in the last 3 years but my last few…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Another decent time at JBs/Headlights. Of...

Another decent time at JBs/Headlights. Of course, only because totally hot, all natural Sasha was on shift, crowd was small and I got lots of attention at the stage rail from the friendliest dancer around.…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in four days ago and...

Went in four days ago and returned again today. Impressive building as compared to other clubs in Phoenix. This is by far the best club in the city. I visited about 12…

Facade

Tampa, Florida

It looks like this place might...

It looks like this place might be gearing up again. I was leaving Best Buy today and noticed that they had a NOw Hiring sign. I thought of stoping in the Lingere place…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Had a 1 night layover in...

Had a 1 night layover in Newark so I checked out Vic's. Wow!! It is pretty much as advertised. The girls were busy but not overly aggresive. All were friendly and very…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Stopped in for the first time....

Stopped in for the first time. Not sure I'll hurry back. Place was more of a bar than a strip club. None of the dancers were particularly attractive or exciting. A bottle of Bud was…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Arrived mid afternoon and more attention...

Arrived mid afternoon and more attention was being paid to the TVs than the dancers. Same as the two times I had been in before. Even after tipping the girls you almost had…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A six isn't so bad of...

A six isn't so bad of a rating...unless your club used to be an 8-plus, like it was five years ago. Maybe I just remember this place being a little more high-end than it really…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

This is a traditional neighborhood bar...

This is a traditional neighborhood bar like you would find in many cities. Nice looking dancers by and large and more ethnically diverse than many El Paso clubs which are mostly Hispanic. $3…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

If you like a down and...

If you like a down and dirty club with lots of two-way contact, the Cabaret is your kind of place. Dancers tend to by thin and small breasted or large breasted with a few…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Decided to end my day at...

Decided to end my day at work at 12:00 noon on this Friday to make a visit to the HT. I was kind of a roll this week because I had already been to two…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I made my every other month...

I made my every other month or so trip to Playmates last Saturday. There were all the usual suspects from the past couple of years. I hear the night shift gets new girls. I wonder…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped into PP on a recent...

Stopped into PP on a recent fishing visit to SC. It was a Tues afternoon and there was a nice selection of girls to choose from. I met a cool blonde dancer from…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

Dropped by here on a Friday...

Dropped by here on a Friday afternoon. Not too busy but picked up as the time went on. I find that the afternoon girls are much more at ease with their dances than…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to the club, actually the first time I was in Columbia I went several times but second visit since about a year ago. I guess that I'm the exception…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

This is a club that is...

This is a club that is always pretty consisent. It is a juice bar so you get full nudity on stage but not in the VIP area. Parking can be difficult but usually…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Pretty easy to find if you...

Pretty easy to find if you have gotten directions but if you miss one turn you will look forever. The places looks a bit run down and the outside and the inside is similar.…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Don't know what all the fuss...

Don't know what all the fuss is about here. Talent is not so great (mostly 5s and 6s) got some good grabby with a $20 lapdance up against the wall, but I wasn't feeling…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

Visited here after going to the...

Visited here after going to the new casino. It was a ghost town probably due to the casino just opening and bad weather. Very nice people working there. It is a no…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Soon after I went in, an...

Soon after I went in, an attractive black girl 20's came up to me and asked to sit down. I let her, but wasn't really into her. She asked repeatedly to give me…

PT's Show Bar

Cimarron Hills, Colorado

A couple of weeks ago on...

A couple of weeks ago on a Sunday I stopped by PT’s in Colorado Springs. Its part of the VCG Holding company’s collection of clubs and is called PT’s Appaloosa. There is a…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

This past week I was in...

This past week I was in Denver for a convention so I stopped by the Diamond Cabaret for their lunch buffet. I was there from 12:30 pm to 2:30pm. The buffet was $7…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Fairly small club right downtown in...

Fairly small club right downtown in Yankton. Has the feel of more of a bar than a club. The dancers in the midwest tend to travel in circles in these small clubs so…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

After reading the numerous reviews, I...

After reading the numerous reviews, I tried this place and arrived late in the evening on a Tuesday. Positive: there was ample space, a variety of activities including pool and watching the game on the…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

This was about 6 months ago....

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than dancing. The…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This has always been one of...

This has always been one of the better black clubs in the Philadelphia area and it has just reopened this week after a lengthy closure due to legal problems. The setup seems to be…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

For anyone new to NC, Like...

For anyone new to NC, Like everyone else has said, I guess NC has a rule that forces you wait 3 days prior to being able to enter the club. Unless you find a member…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I've been going to Flash for...

I've been going to Flash for over a decade now and it's probably about as good now as it ever was. That's not to say it's as good as places in Florida, Texas or…

Cafe Risque

Dunn, North Carolina

After driving by for years, the...

After driving by for years, the billboards on the highway finally drew me in. It was lunchtime so I thought eating here would be more fun than at McD's. I was right. Nice scenary inside…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by here after midnight...

I stopped by here after midnight and paid $15 cover for drinks after presenting a free VIP pass card. The searched me and asked me to leave my phone, which has a camera in…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

The place is kind of dive...

The place is kind of dive bar in an industrial part of town. It was very easy to miss. If you think you drove past it, you probably did. Entry was $15, the…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Well, they've added a few new...

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Got ripped off here. I should...

Got ripped off here. I should have listened to all the warning posts here, but I wanted to visit since I've never been here. I should have saved myself the cover. Lots of really pushy…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

Start off by paying for valet...

Start off by paying for valet parking, but once you get in the club it goes downhill from there. Lots of empty tables (maybe only 4 customers in the place with only two or…

Playmates

Hobbs, New Mexico

This is the worst strip club...

This is the worst strip club I've been to. It took me several minutes to find it (the GPS system in my truck was even confused). It is near a park and the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon because I skipped my dumb conference. I got in and paid $30 cover at 1 o'oclock, which sucks. Who charges $30 cover in the afternoon?…

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male pubic hair

Ladies what is your preference? I trim mine

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pubic hair

my ATF showed me her latest "hair style" on my last vist. she has gone for the "bald as a 12-year old" look. don't like it at all. while I'm not fond of the sasquatch look i…

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I need to get laid OTC.

My last time was last November. She is still in the area but is not working at the club. She would have been my first pick. My second choice is also not working at the club now. She got banned…

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Who gets the better lap dance? Married or single?

My impression is that if a dancer knows for sure that you are without an SO, you are going to be the winner. You have to be hornier than the married guy and thus pron to spending more money on…

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Strippers and politics

A straw poll at my favorite club says that John McBain will be the next president. The lesser of evils. HRC and Obama couldn't get elected dog catcher here.

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What do you talk about with strippers?

I go to the clubs strictly to relax and for the dances and, well, for the fantasy. I have no illusions about why I'm there or what to expect. I'm not looking for (many) extras and there's no…

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who wants to vent? Every stripper that ever pissed you off...

Carter, Sari, Toni, Veronica, Sydney, Megan, Lilly, Penalope, Ivy, for starters. I will ad more as I remember them.