Choo Choo's, the little strip club...
Choo Choo's, the little strip club that could? So it's spots like there where it helps to have a fresh perspective. This is a low contact place. Not a no contact place, but you might find yourself asking what's going on during a dance without the benefit of a little heads up. Lapdances are done (thankfully) in the lap at tableside so air dances aren't the issue here, it's that they have to face away from the customer the whole time they are seated. No straddling. No negotiation since all dances are done out in the open. Even the house dancers say there should be a private room option.
Scanned some other reviews and didn't see much in the way of a club description (nothing up on their website either) so here goes. The club is small. So small I spent the first few minutes at my seat just looking around trying to figure out where the rest of it was. It wasn't. The color scheme is unlike anything I've seen at other clubs. Tons of neon colors, mainly green and I think orange. Keep wanting to say red and green, kinda like neon x-mas but it was more yellow or orange. Funny that I can't recall since I wasn't drinking (juice bar) and no BYOB. Girls were ok. Got by more on attitude than on looks, but two were cute and one of the two (Indira) was smoking hot. I've been throwing a lot of 10's around in my review lately so I'll just say she's up there on the scales. Nice amount of personality, too. When I first got there the place had quite a variety in the customers, but as the night wore on the age skewed younger and younger and the faces got darker and darker. Crowd was very orderly, though. Might have been the near constant reminders from the MC sporting the Redskins jersey to act like gentlemen. The guy has a headset and actually walks the floor.
Chairs are wooden and hard. If you want a dance find one without arm rests. The stage is small, but so is the club and it actually suits the place pretty well. There is a smoke machine and a decent lighting rig around it. T-shaped/runway and backed with a large, with low rails that double as hand rails that the girls use for different floor moves. It's narrow enough where the girls can do some pretty interesting things using the rails for leverage between the two sides of the stage. Since the stage is waist high and surrounded by chairs customers at the tip rail get a pretty nice look. If you have a choice of stage seating you're better off at the "T" end if you want the girls to get closer to you. Since this is a strict no touch place, some will use the pole at that end as an anchor while they're trying to show off the goods. From what I saw, the girls will work to make sure they make it around to each person for a bit at least once per song so long as they are tipping. Already complained about the dances so no need to revisit, other than to say it's annoying to have staff watching the dances like hawks on top of nagging everyone about not touching the girls. We get it.
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