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Would strippers like pirates as in the old days?

casualguy
casualguy112386

17 yrs ago · 1 min read

Are you possibly related to any pirate? I've been told there is a chance I could be related to one of the most famous. I think if he had a shower and some cash he could be a stripper magnet.

Who's your favorite pirate stripper magnet? Would any pirate with enough gold be a stripper magnet?

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deogol

Just go to a renaissance festival and your answer will be clearly answered.

Especially the places that have overnight camping.

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casualguy

I can just imagine the conversation with a dancer. Arrr, I've got some booty back at my place. You want to come take a look at my gold stash?

Would a pirate talk like that?

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casualguy

I see what you mean. One quick search and I found the dancing wenches at the bottom of the page. thelope.com spring-2007-great-plains-renaissance.html

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casualguy

Somehow, these folks look out of place at a renaissance festival. rengeekcentral.com RPFS01-0128-ImperialArchers.jpg

You have to combine the two lines above. I split them up to avoid the extra wide screen.

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clubman2

A pirate, maybe maybe not, but a pirate ship, lets see: A bunch of horny guys to perform for A cap'n that can be bought off with a BJ Big valuable chests everyone wants to get their hands on A string of horny customers with plenty of booty to pay for the booty Swords and sword fights right in front of her face

Wait a minute...that sounds familiar Oh yea, it's a strip club

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wondergrl5

I dont think they'd like pirates Didn pirates just take any woman they wanted?? I doubt they would go for the pay for play scene.

Hey look at the disney ride they guys were auctioning of women and chasing them around lol. Even disney knows the pirate scene

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clubman2

Yea but I know the power of female persuation and I have confidence in what they can accomplish especially with the power they hold in this area. LOL

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wondergrl5

Nah i see it like GTA play wth her and bolt. Id guess maybe for social status the gals would stick around.

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clubman2

yea, and they get to go sailing LOL

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wondergrl5

well if the pirates looked like Johnny depp maybe

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clubman2

I just can't bring myself to respond to that.. I would definitely be mcp and going down hill. I yield.

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wondergrl5

ha ha I didnt say the other dude

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