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Would strippers like pirates as in the old days?

Are you possibly related to any pirate? I've been told there is a chance I could be related to one of the most famous. I think if he had a shower and some cash he could be a stripper magnet.

Who's your favorite pirate stripper magnet?
Would any pirate with enough gold be a stripper magnet?

12 comments

  • deogol
    16 years ago
    Just go to a renaissance festival and your answer will be clearly answered.

    Especially the places that have overnight camping.
  • casualguy
    16 years ago
    I can just imagine the conversation with a dancer. Arrr, I've got some booty back at my place. You want to come take a look at my gold stash?

    Would a pirate talk like that?
  • casualguy
    16 years ago
    I see what you mean. One quick search and I found the dancing wenches at the bottom of the page.
    http://www.thelope.com/2007/04/
    spring-2007-great-plains-renaissance.html

  • casualguy
    16 years ago
    Somehow, these folks look out of place at a renaissance festival.
    http://www.rengeekcentral.com/Album/RPFS…
    RPFS01-0128-ImperialArchers.jpg

    You have to combine the two lines above. I split them up to avoid the extra wide screen.
  • clubman2
    16 years ago
    A pirate, maybe maybe not, but a pirate ship, lets see:
    A bunch of horny guys to perform for
    A cap'n that can be bought off with a BJ
    Big valuable chests everyone wants to get their hands on
    A string of horny customers with plenty of booty to pay for the booty
    Swords and sword fights right in front of her face

    Wait a minute...that sounds familiar Oh yea, it's a strip club
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    I dont think they'd like pirates
    Didn pirates just take any woman they wanted?? I doubt they would go for the pay for play scene.

    Hey look at the disney ride they guys were auctioning of women and chasing them around lol. Even disney knows the pirate scene
  • clubman2
    16 years ago
    Yea but I know the power of female persuation and I have confidence in what they can accomplish especially with the power they hold in this area. LOL
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    Nah i see it like GTA play wth her and bolt.
    Id guess maybe for social status the gals would stick around.

  • clubman2
    16 years ago
    yea, and they get to go sailing LOL
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    well if the pirates looked like Johnny depp maybe
  • clubman2
    16 years ago
    I just can't bring myself to respond to that.. I would definitely be mcp and going down hill. I yield.
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    ha ha I didnt say the other dude
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