Government Strippers 4 The War on Terror-------- YES or NO ? . . .

Aug 11, 2008, 4:44 PM

I was thinking about how "terrorists" supposedly like to hang out at stripclubs and announce their intentions just prior to carrying out the deadly deeds of death. Imagine how much more information could be gleaned if super hot well trained agents worked as strippers. Given all the money thrown away thus far it seems like this project would be pennies by comparision and would be just as likely to nab native "terrorists" as well as foreign "terrorists." You might ask can't the local stipper just run and call 911 when a terrorist starts talking "terror"? Well, she may have adopted the new left's propaganda that "treason is patriotism" (so President Bush really is patriotic?). Besides given President Bush's past history she may be afraid of being bombed along with the club and its patrons or kidnapped and tortured till she confesses to being a key player in "terror" central e.g. she weighs 300 plus pounds.

Now, how to catch female "terrorists" who by all reckoning are less likely to enjoy the local stripclubs? Hmmm . . . maybe government programs to subsidize and seduce them into a life of stripping? Hey, no laughing: the government subsidizes tobacco farmers as well as other capitalist death purveyors so why not subsidize strippers who are known for spreading deadly STDs?

So are you ready to enjoy USDA Prime Strippers? :)

On a somewhat more serious note it may be smart for the government to engage in all manner of criminal and or shady enterprises besides the ones in their normal domain for the focused purpose of being in the loop to collect intelligence information solely on "terrorists." Of course, they wouldn't know how to utilize that information so that idea's a scratch.

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BobbyI17 years ago

Your sort of on the right track.

I think a big solution to the war on terror is effectively attacking the enemies fundamental ideology. I think their big Achilles Heel is their uptightness about sex. Yeah, so send stripper/whore brigades into Iraq (hell they're "expendable" if it doesn't work out, anyways?) to fuck and corrupt the Iraqi men.

Drop "porn bombs" on the Muslims (i.e. Drop boobs, not bombs!)

In time they'll see sex isn't really so bad, so what good is their worthless religion doing them anyway?

Now that is a true long term strategy toward winning the war on terror. Let the suicide bombers "explode" inside a young stripper's pussy instead of blowing themselves and innocent bystanders up.

BobbyI17 years ago

^^^ p.s. just make sure those Muslims are required to use protection, because the world does not need more muslim babies.

jablake17 years ago

Surprised you didn't advocate spaying the strippers.

jablake17 years ago

Instead of torturing these "terrorists" could be treated to an intensive program of sex from skilled sultry strippers. Give 'em the 111 virgins (redefine the the word to mean super-sluts) without the need to carry out their Holy Mission. Once you're sure that they're happy campers (after about 11 weeks on non-stop sex) then return them with full honors and a bunch of porno to their homelands.

jablake17 years ago

I read about how this one U.S. sexpot soldier gave one the "terrorists" a lap dance to practice her skills for her night job as well as to extract intelligence. OK, so the news article didn't say she had a night job stripping, but it is always a good time for hotties to practice their lap dancing skills. :)

Sounded like she failed unless she wanted to hear about the Glory of God. And, even if she did want to hear about the Glory of God there is always radio and television and the military should have some paid relgious yapper right on base. Of course, maybe she needed the synergistic effect i.e. Lapping & Glory of God.

casualguy17 years ago

I say no thanks. What government worker is going to seriously take someone called Buffie the stripper or whatever name calling at 2AM saying in a drunken voice, I think this guy here is a serious threat. Government employee "why, did he threaten you mam?" Dancer "yeah, he said I overcharged him for his dances and if I didn't pay him back, he was going to send some guys over to New York where my relatives live." government worker "ok, mam, just call the local police, they can handle the matter." click. Government efficiency at work. Pass the buck.