Lap Dance is Cheaper than a Package of Disposable Razors . . .
jablake
I went to Walmart yesterday and 2 things of note. First, packs of Schick ST Slim were now in a glass case under lock, key, and guard! :( I just recently got used to that routine for condoms at CVS, but never thought my beloved razors would meet a similar fate. Second, the price more than doubled to almost $6!!! That is more than a full contact full song lap dance!!!!!!!!! Why o why is all the newly issued dollars flowing straight to razors? More wrist slitting?
If inquiring minds would like to know why I don't simply buy another brand, then the answer is because I'm unaware of any other disposible razors with ONE-PUSH CLEANING. Yep, One-Push Cleaning helps to eliminate all the cut stubble from between the twin blades; must be a government patent keeping other companies from other the same benefit. :(
So, almost $6 for razors and fortunately still $5 lappers.
If inquiring minds would like to know why I don't simply buy another brand, then the answer is because I'm unaware of any other disposible razors with ONE-PUSH CLEANING. Yep, One-Push Cleaning helps to eliminate all the cut stubble from between the twin blades; must be a government patent keeping other companies from other the same benefit. :(
So, almost $6 for razors and fortunately still $5 lappers.
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from offering the same benefit.
I was just reading this morning that a bunch of grapes sold in Japan for $26 PER grape. INFLATION.
Course that ain't nothing compared to a single Lychee (Litchi) that sold for a $100,000 or maybe it was more. There is a story about an American receiving one of these in China and he thought he was being insulted because it is in a beautiful box and there is huge ceremony and he is the guest of honor and he opens the box to find one piece of fruit! It is like I thought you guys were supposed to be honoring me!!!
Heck, a couple of dancers from my favorite club would be fine, but I haver to admit that I always wanted to try the Emperor Lychee (Litchi). :) I certainly don't want any coffee, designer or otherwise. Maybe designer chocolate? Naw, just give the dancers. :)
I haven't bought razors in quite a while (2 years?) although I shave daily. Walmart is working hard to lose to lose me as a customer. I was in a target recently, and found it a much better place to be-more quiet, cleaner, and they had things Walmart no longer offers.
LOL! No, I'm NOT promoting Schick razor as a wrist slitter. Why waste the $$$? It is Bic razor for that manly job.
Dang, I inherited about 500 boxes of traditional replacement razor blades---guy couldn't even give 'em away. :( Anyway, I tossed 'em.
Songs were long (usually) and extras sometimes, but excellent 2-way contact (usually). Last time I went to Tootsies the songs didn't seem to last even 2 minutes. At $25 a dance, well, it doesn't have any interest for me.
Now you tell me! :)