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Wrastlin'

Met up with a dancer (female!) who claimed to have won two boys' state wrestling titles in the state of Michigan. Says its on the internet. I'm scared to look. And no, I didn't…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well, I have to say that...

Well, I have to say that I continue to like this place. It really is a pretty nice place, one of the more comfortable and well-appointed clubs I've ever visited. And, if you…

Liks Strip Bar

Wellington, New Zealand

Very few dancers and not a...

Very few dancers and not a very busy club, but in all fairness they have just changed location to Taranaki Street. Different from other strip clubs in Wellington, the girls are friendlier and better dancers…

Mermaid

Auckland, New Zealand

Hi - I visited Mons Venus...

Hi - I visited Mons Venus last Tuesday after dinner out with a consultant from work. On a whim I called in on my way home. I had visited a couple of times…

I stopped by last Saturday while...

I stopped by last Saturday while passing through town. It seems they've changed the club quite a bit since I last visited about a year ago. They've removed the big stage in the middle and now…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and before I headed back to O-H-I-O! I thought I would stop in and have lunch. I found out lunch is free if you buy at least two drinks.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

First visit this past Sat. and...

First visit this past Sat. and sure won't be my last! Nicer inside than I expected, compared to sister clubs. Nice choice of MILK's with ample accessories! A few skinny, A cups for…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Left Henry VIII south after a...

Left Henry VIII south after a great visit to relax in a classy environment here at a booth ($20) have a nice meal, see some pretty women, and enjoy some entertainment....... WRONG. While…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The last of 3 club stops...

The last of 3 club stops this past Sat. afternoon. Henry south was first and great, Flight club was unrewarding, and here goes on Bogarts.... I walked in the door, to see one…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I wander to other clubs but...

I wander to other clubs but I always come back to my current fave, the Jet Strip. If all you want out of a strip club is cheap prices and quick and nasty laps,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time ever visit on an...

First time ever visit on an evening and I had a great time. $10 cover got me two "drinks" and I had brought along my BYOB. More American girls than I'd seen here…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

lots of new faces tonight. ...

lots of new faces tonight. most girls 7 or 8 with a couple of 9's. got a few dances from different girls before hooking up with big titty blonde. great natural rack…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC is a very nice club....

BSC is a very nice club. It is one of the best in metropolitan Phoenix. No cover the afternoon I visited. The first thing you will notice is that it is unbelievably…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by after work on a...

Stopped by after work on a Friday. I was definitely expecting to see more 'after work' crowd but the place was pretty sparce. I guess the obvious upside is that you have no…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a friend. It was a busy night. We reached the place just before mid-night. There is a decent size bar. Girls perform full nude on the bar. Few girls…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Just a quick review for recent...

Just a quick review for recent visit (Sat afternoon 10/2/10). The smoking ban made Bogart's better for a while, but now people are smoking openly and after spending any time there, your clothes smell…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Cover was $20, no alcohol. But...

Cover was $20, no alcohol. But since it was slow all the dances I got were just $20. I got about ten dances. They were full nude full contact. When I say full contact the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This latest trip to EB was...

This latest trip to EB was a little better than past trips. The girls this trip were a little better. I have been here in the past when it seemed like it was almost all…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

I've been to bare necessity a...

I've been to bare necessity a hand full of times. I liked it at first because it was an 18+ club and for $25 bucks I could see some ass. The bad thing is some…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This club never disappoints. Set-up...

This club never disappoints. Set-up remains unchanged with small cubicles with curtains for LDs. There is a champagne room ($50 for the house and $200 for the lady for a half an hour).…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Best club I have been to...

Best club I have been to so far. When I think strip club I think of a place like this. lots of nude girls, a stage with chairs right up next to it, and a…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday evening visit after a long...

Sunday evening visit after a long hiatus. Lots of new faces, but Brie (a previous acquaintance) dominated most of my time. She's a blondie with a bootie. Dances were as good as…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Godfathers sent me an email for...

Godfathers sent me an email for free admission, so I gave the club another try. I arrived at 10:30 on A Saturday night and there was less than 10 customers in the entire place.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This club has been my favorite...

This club has been my favorite for a long time, and recent visits did nothing to change that opinion. Lots of dancers, most of them 7s and 8s. You won't get many offers for extras.…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Had a difficult time deciding how...

Had a difficult time deciding how to rate this visit. Arrived mid-late evening on a weekday. Club was seriously dead - maybe about 8 dancers, most sitting at a table eating, and about half as many…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

I actually came here during the...

I actually came here during the daytime to discuss some contractor work . This club is at the industrial district in Newark. It is located on the second floor of an industrial building. It business…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Olympic Gardens was fun. I got...

Olympic Gardens was fun. I got into Vegas Friday afternoon and had some difficulty finding it due to road construction, but once there upon entering, you go down a long hallway and talk to the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at a strip club. Just blew my mind how many girls were there and maybe about 70% of them were pretty hot. Most girls are pretty cool.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Almost all the girls were pretty...

Almost all the girls were pretty bangin. Except a few if you looked closer at their faces. One of the girls had really bad body odor haha.. i of course did not pay…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time late on Sunday afternoon. The first thing to note is that this club is in a strange place on a pretty poor road, and I did manage to pick…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

been a couple of times; parking...

been a couple of times; parking is a couple of bucks, but you can park on side streets if you really want to save money. inside, the girls are nice, but they definitely are…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Don't believe the hype! This...

Don't believe the hype! This place is cheap to get in ($3) and cheap beer, but only if you like Bud or Bud Lt. The dancers were either skinny with no boobs and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Asked my taxi driver to take...

Asked my taxi driver to take me to the best club in town and he dropped me off at BSC. Loved seeing the girls come and go from their shift, changing into their civilians,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Second best club in Phoenix, IMO....

Second best club in Phoenix, IMO. A bit on the smallish side, but a friendly environment. Got that strange lighting which makes your clothes especially flourescent, some of the dancers utilize that for some…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Was there last Saturday... was pretty...

Was there last Saturday... was pretty dead until 530. The breaks between dancers were pretty long. The one girls Dark hair brunette was half joking/ half agressive with tips but some guys stay…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Place is off rt 20, a...

Place is off rt 20, a local truck route. Small building, lots of parking which it shares with service station. No cover, drinks about $5, dimly lit with stage, a lap dance area…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I stopped by Mario’s again on...

I stopped by Mario’s again on a Thursday afternoon. This is a decent club which has plenty of safe parking and is nice and clean inside. It kind of has a neighborhood bar feel only…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

This is more of an updated...

This is more of an updated review now that I've stopped by a few times. I've had such a mixed experience every time that I've been here. Some good, some bad, but it…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

I went to the Playhouse around...

I went to the Playhouse around 8pm on a Thursday night. The club itself is not bad. There is ample parking, good lighting outside, and the beers are reasonably priced. A unique…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

I visited there last week, the...

I visited there last week, the qualities of the dancers were not that high, just below the average. So many tattoo dancer girls, even there were not a good shape, although the beer draft was…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

This is a new club by...

This is a new club by he stadiums in SODO. I think the only time it really gets busy is when there is a home game or some other event downtown.... That being said it…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Back to Jiggles for an afternoon...

Back to Jiggles for an afternoon of fun and had a good time as always. Dances are $20 and 4 for $100 in the private room plus $10 to the house for the room. Had…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on a Thursday afternoon and...

Went on a Thursday afternoon and stayed until about 10:00PM. There were two girls that were absolutely beautiful, easily a 9; other girls were between a 6 and 9. But one of the 9's was…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

This club has become a new...

This club has become a new fav as far as milage in the VIP. My biggest problem is having the self control not to spend everything on one trip. This is one club where the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So I went here after work...

So I went here after work on a Friday around 6pm. I was pleased to find that there was no cover charge prior to 9pm, so I just walked right in. There were only about…

Vintage Industrial Strip Club

North Hills, California

Vintage is truly in an industrial...

Vintage is truly in an industrial and commercial area. I went there during the daytime and it seemed safe enough. I paid $10 to get in, which gave me a ticket for two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's is one of the "classier"...

Scarlett's is one of the "classier" clubs in the Dade/Broward area. The girls are generally among the hottest locally, with only around 10% or so falling below a 7 or 8. In assessing…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

I visited Cabaret II on a...

I visited Cabaret II on a Saturday evening (Oct 2) about 6:30. The club as one good-sized stage with a pole in the middle and seats on all four sides. A bar is…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

This club isn't that great. When...

This club isn't that great. When I went in, there were only 4 girls working, that I saw at least, and they weren't that great looking. Spent about an hour in there, and I can…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

FYI the club opens now at...

FYI the club opens now at 3pm on weekends. On previous visits, I've been with people. This was my first trip without anyone. Was a little annoyed in getting sent up to the VIP area versus…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

I stopped at this club early...

I stopped at this club early afternoon. The entrance was 7$. The stage dances were in Bikini only. This was disappointing for me. The girls did not seems interested in dancing on stages. There…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

The girls were pretty but you...

The girls were pretty but you could tell that most of them had had children. they had stretch marks and bloated bellies. three girls walked past me and said nothing. I made eye contact and…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I normally don't frequent Centerfolds -...

I normally don't frequent Centerfolds - dancers are a bit pushy, only air dances, and on busy nights they will focus their attention on those gentlemen that clearly will dump serious cash for having one…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The other reviews of Mons are...

The other reviews of Mons are pretty much spot on. If you are looking for a lapdance factory, then this is the place for you. $20 cover on a weekend evening, and there…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

I definitely enjoyed my visit to...

I definitely enjoyed my visit to this club. I 'm sure that it had a lot to do with the $10 admission and dances... The girls were very accomidating, attractive, and plentiful. There are three…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

A lot of things can be...

A lot of things can be said about this club, both good and bad. If you are the type of person who requires shiny brass, polished mirrors, and bathroom attendants this is probably not…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

There's a good reason this place...

There's a good reason this place gets so much good press, it rocks! Bogey's will always be Bogey's (or so it seems). No more beer buckets though (seems to be a trend around…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Monday evening at about 5pm, just...

Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

First visit there, It is a...

First visit there, It is a black strip club and I'm a white guy. That didn't stop me and I did see a few other non-black patrons in there. I felt comfortable and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I have not posted anything up...

I have not posted anything up about this place for a couple months. There are several new dancers-in gfact I see more new faces than old. Some I heard only last three weeks, one month…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Brief review as I'm short on...

Brief review as I'm short on time. Stopped in here after some sort of porn convention was there on a Thursday night. Wasn't really expecting much as this is not usually my kind…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

So I found myself bored with...

So I found myself bored with the same old song and dance at the Pink Pony on a Saturday afternoon and decided it was time to check out Follies again after seeing all the reviews…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is just located off...

This club is just located off 285, Peachtree Industrial Boulevard, and is a nice spot to enjoy some good beers while watching some beautiful ladies shaking it gorgeously. No parking fees and only 10 Bucks to…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

This is more of a collective...

This is more of a collective and "updated" review. I go here occasionally even though it's out of the way for me. It is, however, close enough to daytona, my "go to" strip…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by around the beginning of...

Stopped by around the beginning of the month... I find it is the best time because all of the girls are looking to make money to pay their bills at the start of any…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just returned from a very pleasant...

Just returned from a very pleasant outing to Christine's. My first time in the club, decided to check it out instead of my usual Oasis vist in this part of the city. Arrived…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I kind of feel bad submitting...

I kind of feel bad submitting this review but, to be blunt, this place just isn't worth a visit anymore. I hit the club about 2:30 in the afternoon and stayed for a little…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

OK, so I've decided I actually...

OK, so I've decided I actually like this place pretty well. Now, I've never done the whole "after hours" thing and doubt I ever will so I can't comment on that. Imagine it…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

They advertise a free football buffet...

They advertise a free football buffet on Sundays and Mondays but that is FALSE ADVERTISING. There is no buffet but there is still a $10 cover. It is true though that on Saturdays…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

It's interesting how one really hot...

It's interesting how one really hot dancer can turn what would have been an average club experience into a memorable one. I dropped by around 7:00 pm for a couple hours. There were…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here last Saturday night,...

I went here last Saturday night, around 8. 10 dollar cover at the door, no drink included. I didn't have any problems with the lighting, probably because it was already dark outside. In any case,…

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Craigslist Casual Encounters

Has anybody had success getting NSA on Craigslist? Is it all email collectors?

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Prize Dances

I see this quite a bit at the Deja Vu/Hustler Club type of places. They give you "a prize" when you get a lapdance. It is common at clubs where patrons need to be coaxed to buy lapdances. Here's a…

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Orlando OTC

Knowing Orlando's air dance rules, I planned to just sit at the tip rail and dole out singles (a la CTQWERTY), while enjoying the eye candy. But then a very hot young Latina joined me, and begin rubbing my…

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Romanian Android Phone Puts Porn. at Home

ROMANIA—One could hear offices in Chatsworth erupt in cheers. At first glance, it appeared as if the Romanians had made a huge leap in tolerance to porn, at least as far as the Samsung Galaxy Tab goes. Screen shots of…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

About 530 Thursday, not too many...

About 530 Thursday, not too many customers here so the girls are definitely doing the hard sell, pun intended. Seems a better selection than the last time I was here, but still not BTs or…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great place, lots of girls, all...

Great place, lots of girls, all types. Many latins who cannot speak English well, but still know how to make a guy happy. Some are a little pushy and plenty to choose from overall. The…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

There's a lot of girls to...

There's a lot of girls to choose from. Some are hot, others average. A lot of international women work here. So if you are into foreign ladies, this is the place to go.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the club and it was a mediocre experience. The entrance fee was $16.00 for a Saturday night, which included admission and a drink. The club is on…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

It is open now! There was only...

It is open now! There was only 2 ladies available. Both white. One overweight and other one skinny. I was interested in skinny blonde. She told me she was doing bdsm sessions, I told her I…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Arrived around 10 PM on a...

Arrived around 10 PM on a Saturday night. Unlike the other reviewers I was not subject to a pat down but they had two security guards out front and I could see how they…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Returned to Vogue for the first...

Returned to Vogue for the first time in a while. I hope its better the next time. Maybe today was just a bad day but the mood was bad and I felt like…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived about 1.5 hrs. before shift...

Arrived about 1.5 hrs. before shift change yesterday. It was slow. About 10 dancers working and 20 guys, mostly older, in attendance. Ordered a beer and sat, and sat,…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Dropped by for the first time...

Dropped by for the first time in quite a while on Saturday, and I spent a few hours. As usual, the facility itself, parking, neighborhood, food, etc. are all top-notch. I had noticed…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Since Vince Michaels had abandoned his...

Since Vince Michaels had abandoned his post for Vegas, I stepped into the fray. Having just been throughly satisfied on any scale at Penthouse, stopping here was basically to play tourist. Whereas…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went here after a Tigers game...

Went here after a Tigers game this summer on a Friday night. Kind of a sketchy looking place, not too easy on the eyes but it is worth it when you get in.…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Glad to experience the now $3...

Glad to experience the now $3 valet here!!! Had been $6 or $7 before... Presented Strip Club Network "Free Pass" to the door guy and he responded with "What's this?"…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

where to begin.. easiest way is...

where to begin.. easiest way is to say im from louisville ky and i pass thro st. louis all the time. i finally got to go to hollywood show club just to pass time. i…

The Pink Monkey

Austin, Texas

Was in town last week and...

Was in town last week and decided to check this place out based on the reviews written. I must have chosen a bad time to go because I was very disappointed. Large, fairly well lit…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I am trying to get back...

I am trying to get back in the mode of going once or twice per month so as to get to know some of the dancers as a regular, but it may be a difficult…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Went here late on a Friday...

Went here late on a Friday night. Dumpy outside and in, but clean. About 8-10 girls working, smallish main stage, bar and a few tables. Got asked if I was a cop…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dancers will quickly let you know...

Dancers will quickly let you know that there is more "freedom" here to do what you want, but almost everything is less than private, so if that's important to you, then move on. One dancer…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club has a good mix...

This club has a good mix of all elasticities. I got most of my dances from a blonde, Lily, she was great. She works during the day shift, until, 7 pm. The dances are 10…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Milwaukee (after going to Vegas, Windsor and Florida, I like to think I know what I'm doing). I tend to sneak away from work and go in the…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

I like this club, not too...

I like this club, not too crowded, but enough customers to keep the dancers happy. As for the dancers on this night, most were in the 5 to 7 range with few 8's. In the…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

There is ample parking, which is...

There is ample parking, which is common for clubs not in the heart of a big city. $5 cover on a Friday night. Inside, there were a bar, some seats, a stage with…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

Stopped by the Fox Club a...

Stopped by the Fox Club a while after a VERY disappointing trip to Fred's lounge. Girls were great looking, there was a kid who must have just turned 21 on the smaller stage with…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Made a brief visit a while...

Made a brief visit a while back. I saw maybe 3 girls working, they were all pretty bad looking, we finished our drinks in record time and left a couple pity bucks on the…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After following all the news about...

After following all the news about this place, I decided to go see what has changed for myself. I am very glad I went. It was slow, maybe six clients and a few more dancers.…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Went on a Friday evening. Valet...

Went on a Friday evening. Valet is mandatory. The valets always say the same thing "10 is good, 20 is better. Take care of me and I'll take care of you". If you go…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Went by on Monday October 4....

Went by on Monday October 4. When I got there I was the third customer in the place. There were only three girls dancing. Jennifer, Avery and a blonde whose name I…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

First visit for me since Joy...

First visit for me since Joy changed over to Rick's. Upgrades to the interior of the club are top notch, but unfortunately the overall quality of the dancers seems to have dropped off a bit. Some…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Ok, so it wasn't exactly...

Ok, so it wasn't exactly primetime for a strip club. It was a weekday afternoon, it was a warm sunny day in early October. I was just killing time because my ride out of…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

my first and last visit here...

my first and last visit here one of the worset clubs I've been to. If your over 40 girls dodge you. It is a total waste of money. No mileage at all…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Very nice looking club. The...

Very nice looking club. The $10 entry fee was a little high I thought especially for a topless but not nude club. I bought an $8 beer and found a seat close enough to…

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WTF ??

I played high school football and I've watched decades of college/NFL Games on TV. Why, this year, does a football game on ESPN have a 22 minute halftime, five minutes between quarters, and 3.5 minutes on change of possession, plus-follow…

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Police: Man Arrested With 18-Inch Sex Toy In Pants

Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants. According…

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Customer Shit

I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as…

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HTML Tutorial

I have noticed that when you write private messages or submit articles, TUSCL now just strings it all together in one long text. You can use HTML code to format articles to make them more presentable. Here is…

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sad,lonely,and the oddities that come along with them.

well i was at h8 last night and it was pretty good.i ran into this guy he was dressed real nice and clean cut seem like he would have came from flight club.so i walk up to him and ask…

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Rick's Cabaret in New York City Celebrates Five Years with Three-Day, Three-Floo

More than 100 Beautiful Entertainers Will Thank Their Customers, Who Can Win a Free Trip to Las Vegas and Tickets to Major Pro Games NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Rick's Cabaret in New York plans a gala three-day party starting Thursday, October 14th to…

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Yonkers mayor and newspaper publisher in court battle over alleged lap dance at

A stripper named Sassy sits at the center of a lawsuit that pits strip-club owner Sam Zherka against the mayor of Yonkers. Zherka's newspaper, The Westchester Guardian, published an article on the eve of the 2007 election that called Mayor Phil…

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Partying at the club

So how do you know when you've partying way too hard at the club? When you run the ATM out of money. This actually happened at my last visit to the Candy Bar in VA. I had the receipt…

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well, i haven't bitched about "feature dancers" in a while

Went to Pink Pony last night, the only club I go to that has "feature dancers", and dammit, they had one last night. Free tip for you newbies -- "fitness model" is apparently SC code for "skinny bitch". As usual…

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DEEETROIT-Strip clubs...

Going to detroit tonight to sample some of the strip clubs. I realize extra's are best had during the week, but usually I go first to the high end clubs, Penthouse (private booths,) and Flight Club (always top flight…

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It's Hockey Night In Canada

FINALLY, NHL resumed play last night. My beloved Oilers smacked the hated Flames 4-0 last night. McIntyre knocked out Ivanans with one punch to make the game absolutely perfect. Going to the Garage tomorrow night to see the Canucks kick…

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Do You Wear a "Game Face"?

Let's take it for granted that if our families knew about our strip clubbing, they wouldn't approve, but do you always get to be yourself ? Let's say your real persona is the class clown, but at work you have…

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Most Expensive Lap Dances

I just made my first visit to a Vancouver SC. I was shocked at the price of lap dances. $50 with the house dancers and $60 with the one stage dancer I approached. No bargaining could reduce these prices by…

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A Little Bit Of Jessica Alba!

i though some of you guys might like this.. some jessica alba gifs, nonnude.. DAMNIT! nothing real special except that she's a fine piece of ass! http://thechive.com/2010/10/06/if-theres-anything-better-than-jessica-alba-gifs-i-havent-found-it-14-gifs/

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jimmys customers

Still looking for answers on heidi the bartender and dancer who can help this guy out

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Judge Bans Nude Dancing in San Antonio

Dudester-San Antonio is a tourist city and city leaders want it to be like Orlando (low to no mileage). SAN ANTONIO, Oct. 7 (UPI) -- A judge in San Antonio has ruled that nude dancing in gentlemen's clubs is illegal. District Judge…

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Tax Panel Rejects Lawyer's Bid to Deduct Spending for Sex

A state tax appeals board has denied a retired Brooklyn lawyer's attempts to claim hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on prostitutes, massages, pornography and other sex-related activities as deductions for "medical expenses." Among William G. Halby's disallowed deductions…

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Consequences Of Being Drunk In SCs

This has been on my mind since my trip in July through the US Midwest. At one boring rural SC in Wisconsin I got spectacularly drunk and lost complete control of my exchequer. I became infatuated with a hot waitress…

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What is your fetish?...another from FOX NEWS

Furry animal costumes. Clothing made of leather. Latex. Medical instruments. Feet. Pie. Balloons. Gloves. Feathers. Dominance and submission. Velvet. Tattoos. Swimming. Having trouble imagining what all of these things have in common? Believe it or not, they are all…

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So what happened to the site?

I was trying to get into the site last night when all of a sudden it said the site was working on a technical issue. So does anybody know what happened?

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Vegas, baby!!! Here I come

Hey guys, I never thought I'd get here, but I'm on a road trip again. HAHAHAHA, as if?? Anyone got some recommendations for the clubs there??? I will be driving into Vegas this afternoon. Thanks, as…

Affluence, Power, and Strippers

Somewhere between the innocence of childhood and the insanity of adulthood, we all discovered the strip club. In childhood, we had the “no girls allowed” tree house, and in adulthood, we replaced it with the girl filled strip club. The thing of it is, in childhood, is that our tree houses varied in degrees of sophistication. Some of us had the deluxe tree house thatrivaled that seen in the movie “Swiss Family Robinson”, while others had tree houses in differing degrees of economic stratas. In my case, my treehouse was a hollow carved out of an Osage Orange grove. Those who had the nicer tree houses most likely moved on to the nicer things, and once they found the strip…

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jealous customers and what to do with them?

ok so mondays are a hassle. im like one of the best if not the best girls here.so i got a ton of guys coming up to me asking for dances and i do this the fair way 1st come…

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BODY TYPE

what's your favorite body type for a dancer? 1--soft & curvy (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Halle Berry) 2--extra junk in the trunk (Tyra Banks, J-lo, Beyonce) 3--plastic Barbie (Coco Austin, Heidi Montag) 4--firm & athletic (Jessics Biel, Maria Sharapova) 5--a little too skinny (any so…

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Looking for BBW Strippers in Toronto area

I live in Toronto Canada and I'm new to the city. As I understand it there are now stripp joints that are dedicated to bigger women. Does anyone know of any stip joints in the Toronto area that have some…

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TUSCL Fan Club North

After a bit of an absense, I am back - at least occassionally! I plan to visit the Hip Hugger tomorrow night... maybe head to Brad's Brass Flamingo if things are not to my liking at HH. Anyone…

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Why don't they just ask?

In my last review I got lappers from two girls. I considered one to be much more pleasant than the other. Some of the reasons why I liked the one dance better than the other were pretty much…

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Avril Lavigne Celebrates 26th Birthday At Vegas Strip Joint

Avril Lavigne celebrated her 26th birthday with a night of revelry at Sapphire's strip club in Las Vegas Sunday, accompanied by an entourage of six pals, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Lavigne, our source told us, arrived at about 1:20 am…

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By-the-hour Motel/Hotel

I see some of you guys talking about getting motel rooms by the hour. This got me to thinking: How do you know which motels/hotels offer by-the-hour? Are there certain chains or is it ownership's discretion to offer by-the-hour?

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Finally get out of DC and get to visit...

…Orlando. I was excited about the first business trip of the new fiscal year this week, then find out it's to Mickey's town. From the land of “no contact, no lap dances” to the land of “no contact…

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TUSCL Top Ten Clubs List

I think the averages have been re-calculated once again, as I see The Cannonball Cabaret has appeared at #7. Having been to both The Cannonball and #6 The Sundowner, I can't help but think of an analogy of…

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Rick Sanchez fired

How many people on CNN have said WASPs run corporate America etc.? They aren't fired. I didn't think it was possible to make Rick Sanchez a hero, but that's what the CNN hypocrites have done. Sanchez: 'I'm telling you that everybody who runs…

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Extremely loud music

The #1 complaint about my favorite club, the Columbia Platinum Plus, is the extreme loud music. The customers don't like it, the dancers don't like it, the waitresses don't like it. It is very difficult to carry on a conversation…

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SC WEBSITES

I recently noticed the St James in Houston has updated its website. It does a fair job of highlighting the club. Is anyone aware of any other sites that do a club justice? http://www.bing.com/search?q=st+james+cabaret&FORM=MSNH14&x=135&y=12

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Connecticut cheerleaders want uniforms with more coverage

Earlier this year, cheerleaders in one Florida district had to get special permission to wear their skirts on game day, because the uniforms were too skimpy for a new dress code. In a fascinating twist, last week cheerleaders in Connecticut…

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Night at The Harem (Part One)

The following are exerpts of an email from a www.dirtydianasdiary.com reader about a night at an Ohio strip club. It was accompanied by a number of questions. The author said he wanted a dancer's perspective, but before I…

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Playboy's first Asian flagship store to be set up in Taipei

TAIPEI, Taiwan — Playboy Enterprises will set up its first Asian flagship store in Taipei at the end of October to cash in on the great consumer market potential in the capital city of Taiwan. Playboy, one of the most recognized…

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Future of Memphis Strip Clubs Uncertain After Supreme Court Ruling

MEMPHIS, TN - The U.S. Supreme Court may have put many Memphis strip clubs out of business. On Monday, October 4, 2010, the High Court declined to hear club owners' appeal of a new Shelby County ordinance that forbids alcohol…

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Time hack

Anyone else see the time hack off. I am seeing it 6 hours off for EDT. It used to be 1 hour off due to daylight saving time. But now?

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Time hack

Anyone else see the time hack off. I am seeing it 6 hours off for EDT. It used to be 1 hour off due to daylight saving time. But now?

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Time hack

Anyone else see the time hack off. I am seeing it 6 hours off for EDT. It used to be 1 hour off due to daylight saving time. But now?

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College Towns

I just wrote a review about a club that is in a college town. Not just a college town per se, but a town that really relies on the college for the health of their economy. I mean…

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PL Part 3: Stripper Version

"Judge Pirro" this morning had on the case of a stripper suing a former roommate for back rent. Supposedly, she met him at a regular bar and took him home where he proceeded to "vomit all over" her…

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Federal judge accused of buying drugs from stripper

U.S. District Judge Jack T. Camp Jr. of the Northern District of Georgia was arrested Friday night…According to an FBI affidavit, Camp purchased the drugs from an exotic dancer he met at the Goldrush Showbar, an Atlanta strip club. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39507406/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ Hey Shadowcat,…

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Are you getting friskier?...Another artice stolen from FOX NEWS.

AOL News (Oct. 4) -- From teenagers to senior citizens, Americans across the country are getting frisky. They also say that they're getting more experimental and that plenty of them are faking orgasms. Those are just a few of the findings…

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RACIAL PROFILING

does the race/ethnicity of a dancer make a difference in your choices. do you seek out a particular type or maybe avoid a certain nationality when dealing with dancers. i personally think beauty comes in all races but…