well, i haven't bitched about "feature dancers" in a while
LeeH
Georgia
Went to Pink Pony last night, the only club I go to that has "feature dancers", and dammit, they had one last night. Free tip for you newbies -- "fitness model" is apparently SC code for "skinny bitch". As usual for features, she had no dancing talent, whatsoever.
As always, the *real* dancers have to just sit there in reverence of the feature. And as usual, the DJ sends them all back to the dressing room halfway through the feature's 6-song set, so they can later re-emerge for 2-for-1's (and so you can't even look at *clothed* beautiful women).
The best part, though, was during the 5th song of the feature's set, when the DJ plugged the VIP rooms and encouraged us to take someone back there. Seeing as how he had just sent all the dancers away, I assume he meant that I was supposed to take the fat, drunk guy next to me. Glad I was light on cash.
As always, the *real* dancers have to just sit there in reverence of the feature. And as usual, the DJ sends them all back to the dressing room halfway through the feature's 6-song set, so they can later re-emerge for 2-for-1's (and so you can't even look at *clothed* beautiful women).
The best part, though, was during the 5th song of the feature's set, when the DJ plugged the VIP rooms and encouraged us to take someone back there. Seeing as how he had just sent all the dancers away, I assume he meant that I was supposed to take the fat, drunk guy next to me. Glad I was light on cash.
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Totally agree with you - what a buzz kill. I start getting depressed the moment the DJ begins his upcoming announcements of the feature act. And during it, I'm underwhelmed and bored, the regular dancers look bored, and nobody's having fun or making money, with the exception of the feature act.
We all sort of tolerate it, and in the end, the 2-for-1 songs are cut short anyway. I still wind up giving the girl the full $10/each dance ($20 total) because by golly, it's a bargain anyway and it's my little show of solidarity with the girls...
I dislike feature acts and other gimmicks. If I just happen to be there, I will stay but damn sure wouldn't go out of my way to see any of them. Although I would have like to have seen Jenna Haze when she was at my favorite club several months ago.
The good thing about feature acts at my favorite club is the fact that lap dances do not stop. So while the young boys are watching them, I get more privacy in the lap dance room. More privacy = higher mileage. Bring em on. LOL...
Damn, they had strippers at a pizza place?
samsung1: "how much do they charge for feature dancers doing lap dances?"
They don't do that. The feature "dances" 2 six-song sets and sells crap that she's in/on, and that's it.
Rod8432: "I start getting depressed the moment the DJ begins his upcoming announcements..."
I started getting depressed when I saw the marquis outside the club.
Rod8432: "I still wind up giving the girl the full $10/each dance"
Yeah, I do, too -- at least when it follows a feature where they haven't made a penny in the last 20-30 minutes. Apparently, last night, I had my stealth capabilities turned on, though. Made long eye contact with two dancers as they paraded out and neither came over. Maybe I'll take semaphore flags next time.
In couldn't wait for the regulars to get back on stage, especially at PT's.
I did get 1 lap dance from her for $160. Slight mood killer was the 300 pound bouncer sitting 5 feet away. Also the only time "don't stick your tongue out" was a rule for a dance.
I always sit in the low club chairs at the "Showbar," on the raised area to the left/rear of the club. After the feature act, most of the dancers parade right by me on their way to join the other girls on stage. I always give solid eye contact and a little mutual finger touch (like a low high-five) as the girls whom I know/recognize and would like the 2-for-1 dance, pass by. But there are many times when none comes back - even though I'm a semi-regular. I guess they get waylaid somewhere else before they make it back to where I am. As you said, perhaps flags would help...
There are some sweet cuties there, by the way - Sabrina, Rachel, Gina, Zoey, Jordan...
The only name I recognized was Gina -- is that the Gina that's a bit older? She *is* awesome, but in such freakin' high demand, I've only gotten to spend any appreciable time with her once.
I only have one fave there -- Rita -- and she's suddenly become high demand too. At least the times that I've been there. Got to see her for about 20 minutes that night, and she said that I was her good luck charm. Sucks for me, though.
Bingo on Gina, the older Italian-looking babe with large implants. I'm NOT an implant guy, but for some reason, hers work okay with me. She carries them well, has a killer personality, smiles whenever I see her, and usually gives me a light peck or two when sitting together.
Sabrina is almost Native American looking - high cheekbones, long black hair, beautiful natural breasts, and shaved pubic hairs so her lips are bare but with a nicely coiffed rug just above. She's popular and I can see why. Hard to get ahold of for dances, but makes me feel like a million bucks when I do.
Rachel is a total sweetheart - tall, early-twenties, blond hair, brown eyes, and a stunning natural body with large, heavy round breasts and no tattoos. An ATF for me if there ever was one.
Zoey is another all-American looking girl with modestly-sized natural breasts, mid-twenties, wears glasses, and sports the biggest smile I've ever seen. She never stops smiling and I can't help but feel good around her.
Jordan is runway model material. Brown eyes with straight brown hair, her body is tattoo-free and flawless, and I swear, her ample natural breasts defy gravity. She's a little more distant personality-wise, but still gives me a wave when seeing me and makes a point of stopping by.
Also, I can't forget about Serena. She's a Russian woman in her early-twenties with the most dreamy eyes I've ever had the pleasure of staring into. Her slender body is flawless with spectacular natural breasts. She could play a Russian spy with aplomb in any James Bond flick.
And lastly, let's not forget Carla behind the bar. She's efficient at her task, fun, cute, looks fantastic in her tight PP tank top. It's always a good night when she's serving me, a real "Cheers" experience.