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Police: Man Arrested With 18-Inch Sex Toy In Pants

Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say

LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants.

According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw Alen Spahic, 26, walking with a large bulge coming from the waist band of his pants around 1:20 a.m. Friday.

The officer said Spahic was wearing sunglasses and had his hands wrapped tightly around his body, as if he was holding a large object in his jacket. According to arrest records, the officer patted Spahic down for weapons and found an 18-inch sex toy and lubricants.

Police said Spahic was shouting obscenities, said that everyone was going to die and that he was a wolverine. Police also said Spahic had "pinpoint pupils." According to arrest records, the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public.

Spahic is charged with public intoxication and second-degree disorderlyconduct.

7 comments

  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    Size doesn't matter. It's how you use it. LOL.
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    LMAO
  • spandexman
    14 years ago
    Well at least it wasn't in his rearend. Imagine that cavity search?
  • troop
    14 years ago
    so what were the cop's 1st words to this guy?


    "is that a dildo or are you happy to see me?"
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    Wow. Amazing what I miss when I'm getting blown.
  • minnow
    14 years ago
    I'd like to read the police report, including the part where officer explains what "gave rise" to his suspicions.
  • Prim0
    14 years ago
    Spahic sorta sounds like phallic...eh...it's early for jokes.
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