Police: Man Arrested With 18-Inch Sex Toy In Pants

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Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say

LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants.

According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw Alen Spahic, 26, walking with a large bulge coming from the waist band of his pants around 1:20 a.m. Friday.

The officer said Spahic was wearing sunglasses and had his hands wrapped tightly around his body, as if he was holding a large object in his jacket. According to arrest records, the officer patted Spahic down for weapons and found an 18-inch sex toy and lubricants.

Police said Spahic was shouting obscenities, said that everyone was going to die and that he was a wolverine. Police also said Spahic had "pinpoint pupils." According to arrest records, the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public.

Spahic is charged with public intoxication and second-degree disorderlyconduct.

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shadowcat
14 years ago
Size doesn't matter. It's how you use it. LOL.
samsung1
14 years ago
LMAO
spandexman
14 years ago
Well at least it wasn't in his rearend. Imagine that cavity search?
troop
14 years ago
so what were the cop's 1st words to this guy?


"is that a dildo or are you happy to see me?"
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Wow. Amazing what I miss when I'm getting blown.
minnow
14 years ago
I'd like to read the police report, including the part where officer explains what "gave rise" to his suspicions.
Prim0
14 years ago
Spahic sorta sounds like phallic...eh...it's early for jokes.
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