Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say
LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants.
According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw Alen Spahic, 26, walking with a large bulge coming from the waist band of his pants around 1:20 a.m. Friday.
The officer said Spahic was wearing sunglasses and had his hands wrapped tightly around his body, as if he was holding a large object in his jacket. According to arrest records, the officer patted Spahic down for weapons and found an 18-inch sex toy and lubricants.
Police said Spahic was shouting obscenities, said that everyone was going to die and that he was a wolverine. Police also said Spahic had "pinpoint pupils." According to arrest records, the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public.
Spahic is charged with public intoxication and second-degree disorderlyconduct.
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Size doesn't matter. It's how you use it. LOL.
LMAO
Well at least it wasn't in his rearend. Imagine that cavity search?
so what were the cop's 1st words to this guy?
"is that a dildo or are you happy to see me?"
Wow. Amazing what I miss when I'm getting blown.
I'd like to read the police report, including the part where officer explains what "gave rise" to his suspicions.
Spahic sorta sounds like phallic...eh...it's early for jokes.
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