Extremely loud music
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
The #1 complaint about my favorite club, the Columbia Platinum Plus, is the extreme loud music. The customers don't like it, the dancers don't like it, the waitresses don't like it. It is very difficult to carry on a conversation with your buddies or the dancers. You damn near have to use sign language to order a drink.I have worn gun range ear muffs just to draw attention to my dislike of it. I have hand delivered copies of TUSCL reviews to the office of the owner. Other have talked to several managers about it. It's sister club, Heartbreakers is the same way. I was there last month and the floor and wall were literally vibrating. I had to change seats.Nothing has or will change their attitude on this.
So why do they do it? Clubs explanation is that they want to create a "party atmosphere". Who the fuck need that at two in the afternoon.
There are only 2 advantages to the loud music. #1 the dancers have to get very close to you in order to carry on a conversation. This makes for some nice contact. The other is that you can FART without being heard.
So why do they do it? Clubs explanation is that they want to create a "party atmosphere". Who the fuck need that at two in the afternoon.
There are only 2 advantages to the loud music. #1 the dancers have to get very close to you in order to carry on a conversation. This makes for some nice contact. The other is that you can FART without being heard.
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Shadow, you're no financial lightweight, perhaps if you and some other well heeled customers asked for a "quiet zone" in the club. That, or find an OSHA engineer and pay him to scare the fuck out of the owners.
One choice is just try to bribe the DJ to turn down the volume. Money speaks louder than words in a strip club...
Maybe I'm the wrong person to ask, I once slept through one of those extremely loud fire alarm systems with the loud piercing sounds you can hear over half a mile away. I was surprised. I heard stories about people being dead to the world and sleeping through it before. Then I did it one time. I was in college. We averaged about 2 to 4 fire alarms a night every night. Sucked big time especially since it was illegal to stay in the dorm room.
How about 20 old fat tusclers disrobing in shadowcat's club to protest the loud music?