I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as I slipped my arm around her waist while she snuggled closer. Later when I told her she had a beatiful smile, her face lite up, and she said "That really means a lot to me, coming from you."
So, do you have any good examples of customer shit?
There is one club in Columbus that gives free admission if you bring in your hotel key. I bought a hotel card key off ebay.com for $6 and have used it for free cover occasionally. I don't do it too often because the club is pretty boring though.
I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as I slipped my arm around her waist while she snuggled closer. Later when I told her she had a beatiful smile, her face lite up, and she said "That really means a lot to me, coming from you."
From 2004 to 2007, while I was feature writer at a site called PTM, I wrote a series of aviation stories starring a model I have a crush on. I was so good that I got a dozen emails asking for plane rides (I've never taken a flying class in my life).
With that said,
Last time at Gold Cup, I pretended to be a pilot and I completely sold half a dozen strippers on it.
I don't get this at all. What is the point of making strippers think you have a lot of money when you don't. Seems a little like going fishing with a worm but no hook. If you come back to the same club some time and you DO have plenty of money, I guess you just have to hope they don't remember when you came just to punk them.
I'm a terrible liar, and since I go to the same clubs alot, I don't mess with any customer shit.
Besides - my real life is just bizarre enough to keep the convo going (hopefully resulting in a great set o' dances).
None really. The dancers who know me know that while I don't show up very often when I do they're about to get a work out and they're going to get paid IF they take care of me. Other than no real attempt at a strip club game.
ilbbaicnl sums it up pretty good, WHY? The clubs I attend regularly, they know me and what is the point of lying. Those on the road, well I do tend to fudge a bit, but mostly only about back home stuff.
I only use customer shit if the dancer spreads SS too thick. Then I feel she is fair game for getting her head messed with a little bit. Mind you, if the SS works I am usually a goner. Little head is lousy at customer shit.
Lying to strippers you are loaded only makes them jack up the price. I use a sorta of reverse psychology when negotiating extras "Honey I know your price of $300 for FS up there in VIP is well worth it I am sure, but business has been slow - I only have $160 on me - what say you?"
The only time I really lie about stuff with strippers is when I'm out of town and usually just making up the purpose for me being in town, mostly because no one believes I will go far out of town just to go to titty bars.
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LOL! that's funny!
With that said,
Last time at Gold Cup, I pretended to be a pilot and I completely sold half a dozen strippers on it.
Besides - my real life is just bizarre enough to keep the convo going (hopefully resulting in a great set o' dances).
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"No, I won't come in your mouth..."