Customer Shit

steve229
I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as I slipped my arm around her waist while she snuggled closer. Later when I told her she had a beatiful smile, her face lite up, and she said "That really means a lot to me, coming from you."

So, do you have any good examples of customer shit?



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samsung1
14 years ago
There is one club in Columbus that gives free admission if you bring in your hotel key. I bought a hotel card key off ebay.com for $6 and have used it for free cover occasionally. I don't do it too often because the club is pretty boring though.
troop
14 years ago
I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as I slipped my arm around her waist while she snuggled closer. Later when I told her she had a beatiful smile, her face lite up, and she said "That really means a lot to me, coming from you."

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LOL! that's funny!
Dudester
14 years ago
From 2004 to 2007, while I was feature writer at a site called PTM, I wrote a series of aviation stories starring a model I have a crush on. I was so good that I got a dozen emails asking for plane rides (I've never taken a flying class in my life).

With that said,

Last time at Gold Cup, I pretended to be a pilot and I completely sold half a dozen strippers on it.
gatorfan
14 years ago
I don't usually take a shit at strip clubs.
ilbbaicnl
14 years ago
I don't get this at all. What is the point of making strippers think you have a lot of money when you don't. Seems a little like going fishing with a worm but no hook. If you come back to the same club some time and you DO have plenty of money, I guess you just have to hope they don't remember when you came just to punk them.
lopaw
14 years ago
I'm a terrible liar, and since I go to the same clubs alot, I don't mess with any customer shit.
Besides - my real life is just bizarre enough to keep the convo going (hopefully resulting in a great set o' dances).
bigdude012
14 years ago
None really. The dancers who know me know that while I don't show up very often when I do they're about to get a work out and they're going to get paid IF they take care of me. Other than no real attempt at a strip club game.
Clubber
14 years ago
ilbbaicnl sums it up pretty good, WHY? The clubs I attend regularly, they know me and what is the point of lying. Those on the road, well I do tend to fudge a bit, but mostly only about back home stuff.
gatorfan
14 years ago
Too much analyzing why a barracuda likes to bite.
farmerart
14 years ago
I only use customer shit if the dancer spreads SS too thick. Then I feel she is fair game for getting her head messed with a little bit. Mind you, if the SS works I am usually a goner. Little head is lousy at customer shit.
samsung1
14 years ago
gatorfan, I like the your new profile pic
Player11
14 years ago
Lying to strippers you are loaded only makes them jack up the price. I use a sorta of reverse psychology when negotiating extras "Honey I know your price of $300 for FS up there in VIP is well worth it I am sure, but business has been slow - I only have $160 on me - what say you?"
ClubExpert
14 years ago
I've never really lied to strippers just to inflate my ego, my reality is more interesting then a lie anyway.
gatorfan
14 years ago
Lying means someone is talking with a stripper and we all know what a strippers mouth should be doing.

samsung thanks I put up 3 new pics.
DandyDan
14 years ago
The only time I really lie about stuff with strippers is when I'm out of town and usually just making up the purpose for me being in town, mostly because no one believes I will go far out of town just to go to titty bars.
CCRiderm
14 years ago
Best Customer Shit:

"No, I won't come in your mouth..."
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