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Chris Coons is 'The Taxman'

IMHO this is a brilliant political ad! What do you think of it?

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Redundant SC Reviews

I have stopped submitting reviews for every SC I visit. Now I only submit a review if a club has not been reviewed for months or if I have an experience that is significantly different from what is reported by…

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What to do, what to do..?

So, I'm faced with somewhat of a dilemma.  The girl I've been calling My Favorite Cocksucker (MFC) has been a regular for about three or four years now. She gives *great* head, and even with a rubber, can consistently get…

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Dancers wages ?

I know that the difference in wages for dancers are not complete depending on which place on earth you are; they are also depending on the level of club. An exclusive club in Central-Africa will pay much better than a…

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Axed Nad's Stringfellows rip-off claims

A £200,000-a-year stripper yesterday claimed Peter Stringfellow exploits girls at his lap dance club by forcing them to work for free. Nadine Quashie told how bosses also lopped 25% commission off their nightly wage, deducted a £65 "house fee" and a…

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Observation

Just checked a couple of popular clubs on TUSCL ... noticed the stored reviews per club only include the 25 most recent ones written. Probably a wise decision in that the old reviews don't garner much readership, etc.

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Columbus Day 2010

Today is Columbus Day. Lots of single mothers stayed at home with their children who were home from school. I went to kahoots tonight and it was pathetic. It was the first time I ever saw the stage…

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OT: Sonic Girls

Off-topic here but you guys can probably answer a question I've long had: Are you supposed to tip the girls that bring out the food to your car at Sonic? About a hundred people have told me "NO, its part…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is a very unique place...

This is a very unique place in Central Jersey. No alcohol is served there. Cover charge is $10.00. When you walking to the club you will find a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Tuesday and was surprised to see so many dancers and few customers. Needless to say I was flocked at by several beautiful ladies and finally got a gorgeous blonde…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Daytime visit on a Monday. ...

Daytime visit on a Monday. Only 4 girls working and they were not trying very hard (fortunately, since 3 of them were scary looking). I was not impressed with this club. Any cover…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Who would of thought a Monday...

Who would of thought a Monday night would be so busy? Well, it certainly was the busiest I have seen it. While the club is spacious and has plenty of seating, it was a struggle…

Bikini Beach Lounge aka Beaches Gentlemens Club

Jacksonville, Florida

This place is barely OK as...

This place is barely OK as a local dive bar. As a strip club it is a total bust. I stopped in about 4pm on a Monday. The "crowd" included; one 58…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

this was my first time going...

this was my first time going to a strip club outside of memphis. i went on sept. 30, 2010 at about 1030 pm. i had to pay $1 to park my car.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is BIG. The...

This place is BIG. The size of it makes it seem empty even when it isn't. I stopped by last Wednesday and had a good time, but it was expensive. Most of…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This review is a compilation of...

This review is a compilation of 4 visits here: tues, wed, thurs, sun from mid- afternoon to late evenings. First the bad: Incredibly smokey. Eye burning smoke and many of the dancers…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I sometimes loke HK as an...

I sometimes loke HK as an alternative to Adelitas. I've never gone arriba with a dancer there. For me it is more like a US strip club without any constraints. Only down side is the…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

My recent trip to Spearmint Rhino...

My recent trip to Spearmint Rhino was a little off putting. Normally I have a good time with the ladies but this night was not a good experience. I was sitting in…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went and had a great...

I went and had a great time. THere are two sides to this club one where they serve drinks and are topless and one where the girls get totally nude. Lap Dances are…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Another month went by since my...

Another month went by since my last review of the Pink Palace—and, as always, nothing really has changed! Same filthy toilets, same range of ho’s (ranging from fat, old and smelly to gorgeous pin-up models!),…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

Was here on business and thought...

Was here on business and thought I'd check in on an old favorite of mine. This place has not changed a lot since I was here a few years ago. The one thing…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stop by just after 1pm, almost...

Stop by just after 1pm, almost all the seats along the wall on both sides are taken. See a few old time girls but several new faces. I got couple dances from a new…

Lucky Seven

Cataño, Puerto Rico

Grabbed a cab out to Lucky...

Grabbed a cab out to Lucky Seven hoping for a little more action than Deja Vu or Seasons - but without the hike out to Lollipops. If I had to sum it up in a word…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

A friend of mine convinced me...

A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A few girls hanging…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Was in town and visited the...

Was in town and visited the club this past weekend. Hadn't been in a while, but the club is pretty much the same as on my last visit. The admission charge was $10, and apparently…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Stopped in to see what the...

Stopped in to see what the club is like on a Sat night. Fairly attractive dancers. Not much sales pressure except from two dancers. Frequent two for one dance specials. Sat…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Monday night. Honestly, I don't get why this club gets rated so high. Don't get me wrong - there's nothing wrong with it. Girls were decent…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Was intrigued by the reviews of...

Was intrigued by the reviews of amateur night so decided to check it out since it is fairly nearby. Started out at a pub around the corner for the Phillies playoff game (Halladay's no…

Secrets Love Boutique

Dayton, Ohio

The McCook Theatre (now called the...

The McCook Theatre (now called the Deja Vu Love Boutique) has unfortunately gone downhill over the recent years. This used to be a great place to get your rocks off. Now, you are lucky if…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I arrived at one of my...

I arrived at one of my favorite club shortly after they opened at 2:30pm. Seen several of the dayshift regulars Ruby, Nadine, Linda, Bella, Jackie ect. Got a few table dancers from Ruby, Nadine, And…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Visited the Candy Store on a...

Visited the Candy Store on a Wednesday evening from 8-9:30. Club was clean and not too many customers. Girls were dancing on a main stage and a smaller side stage. Drinks were reasonably priced and…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

I visited this club in Toronto...

I visited this club in Toronto on my way to the airport. Pretty easy to find and about a five minute drive to the airport. Big building. It almost reeks of sleaziness. Most…

First King

Gardena, California

I have been there 3 times...

I have been there 3 times already, the club is kind of small and most of te dancers are black, in fact I have seen only 1 latina in my three visits. I like that…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times on saturday night and it's always packet to the point to where you can barely move around the club. This time I went with a buddy on a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I visited BD on a consecutive...

I visited BD on a consecutive Friday and Saturday night. For some reason the quality of dancers was quite a bit better on Friday. I was also there Saturday from about 11:30 AM until around…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Been to the club a few...

Been to the club a few times now, had a good time on both visits. My first visit I got a room for $150 for 30 minutes with a new black girl with a tattoo…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Centerfolds after spending a...

Went to Centerfolds after spending a few hours at Hi-liter. The dancers were as good of eye candy as Hi liter, but the dancers were much better. Not just a little, but way…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

Went in to TDs while I...

Went in to TDs while I was on the east side, since the CS is in free-fall. TDs is having some lack of patronage and dancer issues also. I went in around 5p…

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Half finished dances

Had a dancer leave me about one minute into a dance as she was called to stage. She joined me at a table afterwards and chatted as if nothing happened and didn't suggest finishing it or starting again. Don't they…

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National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Interesting to see TUSCL taking up another charity cause. Any local strip clubs doing anything to help out?

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Shot Girl Part 2,847 ...

UGH! I said no politely about 10 times today. Finally shot girl asks "Can I have a $1?" I remained polite and said no, but my brain was thinking shot girl will one day drive…

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Wrastlin'

Met up with a dancer (female!) who claimed to have won two boys' state wrestling titles in the state of Michigan. Says its on the internet. I'm scared to look. And no, I didn't…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well, I have to say that...

Well, I have to say that I continue to like this place. It really is a pretty nice place, one of the more comfortable and well-appointed clubs I've ever visited. And, if you…

Liks Strip Bar

Wellington, New Zealand

Very few dancers and not a...

Very few dancers and not a very busy club, but in all fairness they have just changed location to Taranaki Street. Different from other strip clubs in Wellington, the girls are friendlier and better dancers…

Mermaid

Auckland, New Zealand

Hi - I visited Mons Venus...

Hi - I visited Mons Venus last Tuesday after dinner out with a consultant from work. On a whim I called in on my way home. I had visited a couple of times…

I stopped by last Saturday while...

I stopped by last Saturday while passing through town. It seems they've changed the club quite a bit since I last visited about a year ago. They've removed the big stage in the middle and now…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and before I headed back to O-H-I-O! I thought I would stop in and have lunch. I found out lunch is free if you buy at least two drinks.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

First visit this past Sat. and...

First visit this past Sat. and sure won't be my last! Nicer inside than I expected, compared to sister clubs. Nice choice of MILK's with ample accessories! A few skinny, A cups for…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Left Henry VIII south after a...

Left Henry VIII south after a great visit to relax in a classy environment here at a booth ($20) have a nice meal, see some pretty women, and enjoy some entertainment....... WRONG. While…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The last of 3 club stops...

The last of 3 club stops this past Sat. afternoon. Henry south was first and great, Flight club was unrewarding, and here goes on Bogarts.... I walked in the door, to see one…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I wander to other clubs but...

I wander to other clubs but I always come back to my current fave, the Jet Strip. If all you want out of a strip club is cheap prices and quick and nasty laps,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time ever visit on an...

First time ever visit on an evening and I had a great time. $10 cover got me two "drinks" and I had brought along my BYOB. More American girls than I'd seen here…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

lots of new faces tonight. ...

lots of new faces tonight. most girls 7 or 8 with a couple of 9's. got a few dances from different girls before hooking up with big titty blonde. great natural rack…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC is a very nice club....

BSC is a very nice club. It is one of the best in metropolitan Phoenix. No cover the afternoon I visited. The first thing you will notice is that it is unbelievably…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by after work on a...

Stopped by after work on a Friday. I was definitely expecting to see more 'after work' crowd but the place was pretty sparce. I guess the obvious upside is that you have no…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a friend. It was a busy night. We reached the place just before mid-night. There is a decent size bar. Girls perform full nude on the bar. Few girls…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Just a quick review for recent...

Just a quick review for recent visit (Sat afternoon 10/2/10). The smoking ban made Bogart's better for a while, but now people are smoking openly and after spending any time there, your clothes smell…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Cover was $20, no alcohol. But...

Cover was $20, no alcohol. But since it was slow all the dances I got were just $20. I got about ten dances. They were full nude full contact. When I say full contact the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This latest trip to EB was...

This latest trip to EB was a little better than past trips. The girls this trip were a little better. I have been here in the past when it seemed like it was almost all…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

I've been to bare necessity a...

I've been to bare necessity a hand full of times. I liked it at first because it was an 18+ club and for $25 bucks I could see some ass. The bad thing is some…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This club never disappoints. Set-up...

This club never disappoints. Set-up remains unchanged with small cubicles with curtains for LDs. There is a champagne room ($50 for the house and $200 for the lady for a half an hour).…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Best club I have been to...

Best club I have been to so far. When I think strip club I think of a place like this. lots of nude girls, a stage with chairs right up next to it, and a…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday evening visit after a long...

Sunday evening visit after a long hiatus. Lots of new faces, but Brie (a previous acquaintance) dominated most of my time. She's a blondie with a bootie. Dances were as good as…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Godfathers sent me an email for...

Godfathers sent me an email for free admission, so I gave the club another try. I arrived at 10:30 on A Saturday night and there was less than 10 customers in the entire place.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This club has been my favorite...

This club has been my favorite for a long time, and recent visits did nothing to change that opinion. Lots of dancers, most of them 7s and 8s. You won't get many offers for extras.…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Had a difficult time deciding how...

Had a difficult time deciding how to rate this visit. Arrived mid-late evening on a weekday. Club was seriously dead - maybe about 8 dancers, most sitting at a table eating, and about half as many…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

I actually came here during the...

I actually came here during the daytime to discuss some contractor work . This club is at the industrial district in Newark. It is located on the second floor of an industrial building. It business…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Olympic Gardens was fun. I got...

Olympic Gardens was fun. I got into Vegas Friday afternoon and had some difficulty finding it due to road construction, but once there upon entering, you go down a long hallway and talk to the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at a strip club. Just blew my mind how many girls were there and maybe about 70% of them were pretty hot. Most girls are pretty cool.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Almost all the girls were pretty...

Almost all the girls were pretty bangin. Except a few if you looked closer at their faces. One of the girls had really bad body odor haha.. i of course did not pay…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time late on Sunday afternoon. The first thing to note is that this club is in a strange place on a pretty poor road, and I did manage to pick…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

been a couple of times; parking...

been a couple of times; parking is a couple of bucks, but you can park on side streets if you really want to save money. inside, the girls are nice, but they definitely are…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Don't believe the hype! This...

Don't believe the hype! This place is cheap to get in ($3) and cheap beer, but only if you like Bud or Bud Lt. The dancers were either skinny with no boobs and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Asked my taxi driver to take...

Asked my taxi driver to take me to the best club in town and he dropped me off at BSC. Loved seeing the girls come and go from their shift, changing into their civilians,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Second best club in Phoenix, IMO....

Second best club in Phoenix, IMO. A bit on the smallish side, but a friendly environment. Got that strange lighting which makes your clothes especially flourescent, some of the dancers utilize that for some…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Was there last Saturday... was pretty...

Was there last Saturday... was pretty dead until 530. The breaks between dancers were pretty long. The one girls Dark hair brunette was half joking/ half agressive with tips but some guys stay…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Place is off rt 20, a...

Place is off rt 20, a local truck route. Small building, lots of parking which it shares with service station. No cover, drinks about $5, dimly lit with stage, a lap dance area…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I stopped by Mario’s again on...

I stopped by Mario’s again on a Thursday afternoon. This is a decent club which has plenty of safe parking and is nice and clean inside. It kind of has a neighborhood bar feel only…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

This is more of an updated...

This is more of an updated review now that I've stopped by a few times. I've had such a mixed experience every time that I've been here. Some good, some bad, but it…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

I went to the Playhouse around...

I went to the Playhouse around 8pm on a Thursday night. The club itself is not bad. There is ample parking, good lighting outside, and the beers are reasonably priced. A unique…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

I visited there last week, the...

I visited there last week, the qualities of the dancers were not that high, just below the average. So many tattoo dancer girls, even there were not a good shape, although the beer draft was…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

This is a new club by...

This is a new club by he stadiums in SODO. I think the only time it really gets busy is when there is a home game or some other event downtown.... That being said it…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Back to Jiggles for an afternoon...

Back to Jiggles for an afternoon of fun and had a good time as always. Dances are $20 and 4 for $100 in the private room plus $10 to the house for the room. Had…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on a Thursday afternoon and...

Went on a Thursday afternoon and stayed until about 10:00PM. There were two girls that were absolutely beautiful, easily a 9; other girls were between a 6 and 9. But one of the 9's was…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

This club has become a new...

This club has become a new fav as far as milage in the VIP. My biggest problem is having the self control not to spend everything on one trip. This is one club where the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So I went here after work...

So I went here after work on a Friday around 6pm. I was pleased to find that there was no cover charge prior to 9pm, so I just walked right in. There were only about…

Vintage Industrial Strip Club

North Hills, California

Vintage is truly in an industrial...

Vintage is truly in an industrial and commercial area. I went there during the daytime and it seemed safe enough. I paid $10 to get in, which gave me a ticket for two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's is one of the "classier"...

Scarlett's is one of the "classier" clubs in the Dade/Broward area. The girls are generally among the hottest locally, with only around 10% or so falling below a 7 or 8. In assessing…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

I visited Cabaret II on a...

I visited Cabaret II on a Saturday evening (Oct 2) about 6:30. The club as one good-sized stage with a pole in the middle and seats on all four sides. A bar is…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

This club isn't that great. When...

This club isn't that great. When I went in, there were only 4 girls working, that I saw at least, and they weren't that great looking. Spent about an hour in there, and I can…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

FYI the club opens now at...

FYI the club opens now at 3pm on weekends. On previous visits, I've been with people. This was my first trip without anyone. Was a little annoyed in getting sent up to the VIP area versus…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

I stopped at this club early...

I stopped at this club early afternoon. The entrance was 7$. The stage dances were in Bikini only. This was disappointing for me. The girls did not seems interested in dancing on stages. There…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

The girls were pretty but you...

The girls were pretty but you could tell that most of them had had children. they had stretch marks and bloated bellies. three girls walked past me and said nothing. I made eye contact and…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I normally don't frequent Centerfolds -...

I normally don't frequent Centerfolds - dancers are a bit pushy, only air dances, and on busy nights they will focus their attention on those gentlemen that clearly will dump serious cash for having one…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The other reviews of Mons are...

The other reviews of Mons are pretty much spot on. If you are looking for a lapdance factory, then this is the place for you. $20 cover on a weekend evening, and there…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

I definitely enjoyed my visit to...

I definitely enjoyed my visit to this club. I 'm sure that it had a lot to do with the $10 admission and dances... The girls were very accomidating, attractive, and plentiful. There are three…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

A lot of things can be...

A lot of things can be said about this club, both good and bad. If you are the type of person who requires shiny brass, polished mirrors, and bathroom attendants this is probably not…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

There's a good reason this place...

There's a good reason this place gets so much good press, it rocks! Bogey's will always be Bogey's (or so it seems). No more beer buckets though (seems to be a trend around…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Monday evening at about 5pm, just...

Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

First visit there, It is a...

First visit there, It is a black strip club and I'm a white guy. That didn't stop me and I did see a few other non-black patrons in there. I felt comfortable and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I have not posted anything up...

I have not posted anything up about this place for a couple months. There are several new dancers-in gfact I see more new faces than old. Some I heard only last three weeks, one month…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Brief review as I'm short on...

Brief review as I'm short on time. Stopped in here after some sort of porn convention was there on a Thursday night. Wasn't really expecting much as this is not usually my kind…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

So I found myself bored with...

So I found myself bored with the same old song and dance at the Pink Pony on a Saturday afternoon and decided it was time to check out Follies again after seeing all the reviews…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is just located off...

This club is just located off 285, Peachtree Industrial Boulevard, and is a nice spot to enjoy some good beers while watching some beautiful ladies shaking it gorgeously. No parking fees and only 10 Bucks to…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

This is more of a collective...

This is more of a collective and "updated" review. I go here occasionally even though it's out of the way for me. It is, however, close enough to daytona, my "go to" strip…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by around the beginning of...

Stopped by around the beginning of the month... I find it is the best time because all of the girls are looking to make money to pay their bills at the start of any…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just returned from a very pleasant...

Just returned from a very pleasant outing to Christine's. My first time in the club, decided to check it out instead of my usual Oasis vist in this part of the city. Arrived…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I kind of feel bad submitting...

I kind of feel bad submitting this review but, to be blunt, this place just isn't worth a visit anymore. I hit the club about 2:30 in the afternoon and stayed for a little…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

OK, so I've decided I actually...

OK, so I've decided I actually like this place pretty well. Now, I've never done the whole "after hours" thing and doubt I ever will so I can't comment on that. Imagine it…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

They advertise a free football buffet...

They advertise a free football buffet on Sundays and Mondays but that is FALSE ADVERTISING. There is no buffet but there is still a $10 cover. It is true though that on Saturdays…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

It's interesting how one really hot...

It's interesting how one really hot dancer can turn what would have been an average club experience into a memorable one. I dropped by around 7:00 pm for a couple hours. There were…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here last Saturday night,...

I went here last Saturday night, around 8. 10 dollar cover at the door, no drink included. I didn't have any problems with the lighting, probably because it was already dark outside. In any case,…

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Craigslist Casual Encounters

Has anybody had success getting NSA on Craigslist? Is it all email collectors?

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Prize Dances

I see this quite a bit at the Deja Vu/Hustler Club type of places. They give you "a prize" when you get a lapdance. It is common at clubs where patrons need to be coaxed to buy lapdances. Here's a…

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Orlando OTC

Knowing Orlando's air dance rules, I planned to just sit at the tip rail and dole out singles (a la CTQWERTY), while enjoying the eye candy. But then a very hot young Latina joined me, and begin rubbing my…

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Romanian Android Phone Puts Porn. at Home

ROMANIA—One could hear offices in Chatsworth erupt in cheers. At first glance, it appeared as if the Romanians had made a huge leap in tolerance to porn, at least as far as the Samsung Galaxy Tab goes. Screen shots of…

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WTF ??

I played high school football and I've watched decades of college/NFL Games on TV. Why, this year, does a football game on ESPN have a 22 minute halftime, five minutes between quarters, and 3.5 minutes on change of possession, plus-follow…

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Police: Man Arrested With 18-Inch Sex Toy In Pants

Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants. According…

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Customer Shit

I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as…

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HTML Tutorial

I have noticed that when you write private messages or submit articles, TUSCL now just strings it all together in one long text. You can use HTML code to format articles to make them more presentable. Here is…

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sad,lonely,and the oddities that come along with them.

well i was at h8 last night and it was pretty good.i ran into this guy he was dressed real nice and clean cut seem like he would have came from flight club.so i walk up to him and ask…

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Rick's Cabaret in New York City Celebrates Five Years with Three-Day, Three-Floo

More than 100 Beautiful Entertainers Will Thank Their Customers, Who Can Win a Free Trip to Las Vegas and Tickets to Major Pro Games NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Rick's Cabaret in New York plans a gala three-day party starting Thursday, October 14th to…

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Yonkers mayor and newspaper publisher in court battle over alleged lap dance at

A stripper named Sassy sits at the center of a lawsuit that pits strip-club owner Sam Zherka against the mayor of Yonkers. Zherka's newspaper, The Westchester Guardian, published an article on the eve of the 2007 election that called Mayor Phil…

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Partying at the club

So how do you know when you've partying way too hard at the club? When you run the ATM out of money. This actually happened at my last visit to the Candy Bar in VA. I had the receipt…

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well, i haven't bitched about "feature dancers" in a while

Went to Pink Pony last night, the only club I go to that has "feature dancers", and dammit, they had one last night. Free tip for you newbies -- "fitness model" is apparently SC code for "skinny bitch". As usual…

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DEEETROIT-Strip clubs...

Going to detroit tonight to sample some of the strip clubs. I realize extra's are best had during the week, but usually I go first to the high end clubs, Penthouse (private booths,) and Flight Club (always top flight…

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It's Hockey Night In Canada

FINALLY, NHL resumed play last night. My beloved Oilers smacked the hated Flames 4-0 last night. McIntyre knocked out Ivanans with one punch to make the game absolutely perfect. Going to the Garage tomorrow night to see the Canucks kick…

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Do You Wear a "Game Face"?

Let's take it for granted that if our families knew about our strip clubbing, they wouldn't approve, but do you always get to be yourself ? Let's say your real persona is the class clown, but at work you have…

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Most Expensive Lap Dances

I just made my first visit to a Vancouver SC. I was shocked at the price of lap dances. $50 with the house dancers and $60 with the one stage dancer I approached. No bargaining could reduce these prices by…

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A Little Bit Of Jessica Alba!

i though some of you guys might like this.. some jessica alba gifs, nonnude.. DAMNIT! nothing real special except that she's a fine piece of ass! http://thechive.com/2010/10/06/if-theres-anything-better-than-jessica-alba-gifs-i-havent-found-it-14-gifs/

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jimmys customers

Still looking for answers on heidi the bartender and dancer who can help this guy out

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Judge Bans Nude Dancing in San Antonio

Dudester-San Antonio is a tourist city and city leaders want it to be like Orlando (low to no mileage). SAN ANTONIO, Oct. 7 (UPI) -- A judge in San Antonio has ruled that nude dancing in gentlemen's clubs is illegal. District Judge…

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Tax Panel Rejects Lawyer's Bid to Deduct Spending for Sex

A state tax appeals board has denied a retired Brooklyn lawyer's attempts to claim hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on prostitutes, massages, pornography and other sex-related activities as deductions for "medical expenses." Among William G. Halby's disallowed deductions…

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Consequences Of Being Drunk In SCs

This has been on my mind since my trip in July through the US Midwest. At one boring rural SC in Wisconsin I got spectacularly drunk and lost complete control of my exchequer. I became infatuated with a hot waitress…

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What is your fetish?...another from FOX NEWS

Furry animal costumes. Clothing made of leather. Latex. Medical instruments. Feet. Pie. Balloons. Gloves. Feathers. Dominance and submission. Velvet. Tattoos. Swimming. Having trouble imagining what all of these things have in common? Believe it or not, they are all…

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So what happened to the site?

I was trying to get into the site last night when all of a sudden it said the site was working on a technical issue. So does anybody know what happened?

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Vegas, baby!!! Here I come

Hey guys, I never thought I'd get here, but I'm on a road trip again. HAHAHAHA, as if?? Anyone got some recommendations for the clubs there??? I will be driving into Vegas this afternoon. Thanks, as…

Affluence, Power, and Strippers

Somewhere between the innocence of childhood and the insanity of adulthood, we all discovered the strip club. In childhood, we had the “no girls allowed” tree house, and in adulthood, we replaced it with the girl filled strip club. The thing of it is, in childhood, is that our tree houses varied in degrees of sophistication. Some of us had the deluxe tree house thatrivaled that seen in the movie “Swiss Family Robinson”, while others had tree houses in differing degrees of economic stratas. In my case, my treehouse was a hollow carved out of an Osage Orange grove. Those who had the nicer tree houses most likely moved on to the nicer things, and once they found the strip…

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jealous customers and what to do with them?

ok so mondays are a hassle. im like one of the best if not the best girls here.so i got a ton of guys coming up to me asking for dances and i do this the fair way 1st come…

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BODY TYPE

what's your favorite body type for a dancer? 1--soft & curvy (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Halle Berry) 2--extra junk in the trunk (Tyra Banks, J-lo, Beyonce) 3--plastic Barbie (Coco Austin, Heidi Montag) 4--firm & athletic (Jessics Biel, Maria Sharapova) 5--a little too skinny (any so…

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Looking for BBW Strippers in Toronto area

I live in Toronto Canada and I'm new to the city. As I understand it there are now stripp joints that are dedicated to bigger women. Does anyone know of any stip joints in the Toronto area that have some…

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TUSCL Fan Club North

After a bit of an absense, I am back - at least occassionally! I plan to visit the Hip Hugger tomorrow night... maybe head to Brad's Brass Flamingo if things are not to my liking at HH. Anyone…

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Why don't they just ask?

In my last review I got lappers from two girls. I considered one to be much more pleasant than the other. Some of the reasons why I liked the one dance better than the other were pretty much…

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Avril Lavigne Celebrates 26th Birthday At Vegas Strip Joint

Avril Lavigne celebrated her 26th birthday with a night of revelry at Sapphire's strip club in Las Vegas Sunday, accompanied by an entourage of six pals, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Lavigne, our source told us, arrived at about 1:20 am…

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By-the-hour Motel/Hotel

I see some of you guys talking about getting motel rooms by the hour. This got me to thinking: How do you know which motels/hotels offer by-the-hour? Are there certain chains or is it ownership's discretion to offer by-the-hour?