Living Next to a Stripper
Friday, December 10, 2010 2:37 AM
Actually, she moved in three months ago, but until the week of Thanksgiving, was only there one or two days a week. I wasn't completely sure shewas a stripper until this past weekend. Saturday morning, I heard a commotion on my stoop (which we share). A male pleading "Let us get our stuff". I was on my way out and saw a white male with an attractive twentysomething female. The female had big boobs, was wearing a tank top, and had a large tatoo above her tits. She had what was obviously a "stripper bag" (cosmetics, ligerie, etc.) The next day I heard my doorknob jiggling and saw a stunning blonde. My neighbor opened her door and the blonde said "oops, wrong door".
My neighbor ? One ugly fuck (I wouldn't fuck her with MisterGuy's dick, and Lord knows that virgin desperately needs pussy). She's about thirty, has an Army type buzzcut, and smokes like a house on fire. She's obviously manic depressive and ADHD. I've already filed one complaint on her. On Thanksgiving morning at 4:40 am, she was having a LOUD discussion with some man on the stoop (she DOES NOT have an indoor voice, she talks LOUD). She also stacks her garbage (lots and lots and lots of beer cans/bottles) on the stoop, only taking it to the dumpster every ten days or so.
I'm tired of her.
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