Holiday Gifts

I've only ever given them money. They seem to appreciate *that*.

Hard to go wrong with chocolate. Caffeine seems to work too. Knitting her a new outfit -- probably too risky!

One dancer gave me an autographed picture of her for xmas

I'm giving them the gift that keeps on giving - ME.

I am giving gridget an Ultra Plush throw blanket (available from Macy's)with her real name embrodiered on it. The rest of the girls will get peppermint candy canes.

My ATF likes shopping! (What woman doesn't LOL)So I'll give either cash or gift certificates. I can hardly wait to see what I get! ;)

Here is a list of what I've given my ATF:

A spa visit
A custom made anklet (kept her from getting a tattoo)
Victoria's Secret gift certificate
A gun
To be with my on Christmas

Those are the only Christmas gifts I have given.

I am pretty sure my new favorite (not ATF) will get something this year, but not sure what.

She don't like fashions, she don't like phonies
She don't like junkies, she don't like druggies
She just wants my beef baloney
Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami
She don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast
She just wants her double dose
Beef, beef, beef, beef baloney, beef, beef, beef baloney

Considering the bucks I spent on one of my favourites this past summer I think SHE should give ME a gift certificate for a BBBJ each week for a year!

^^^ Amen to that brother!

How about a "dick in a box"?

Nothing beats giving nothing. As if they don't make a great living as it is.

Try wrapping up your dick and give her a real gift.

'Nothing beats giving nothing."

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch...

A friend of mine sent another suggestion...

...hard cider from Dixon's Farms, a real holiday treat. Because every lady likes "hard Dixon's cider". (hint- close your eyes and say it again).

I agree with vincemichaels. After all, we are the customer, and in most relationships, the customer gets the benefit. I do not consider dancers part of the service industry, therefore, I do not think tipping is required.

No, steve229, not really. Jaded, perhaps. Any dancer I formed an attachment showed their true colors and wanted me to take them shopping, bail them out with their bills. It took 2 of these ROB's to convince me that they are a waste of time and money outside of the club. Que sera, sera.

As I recall it is the businesses I deal with who give gifts to *ME* thanking *ME* for my patronage.

When I can call a girl almost any time of any day of the week and get almost anything sexual I want from her, with enthusiasm mixed in, I'm gonna say "Thanks" and give her a gift.

"I do not consider dancers part of the service industry"

IDK, I get "serviced" pretty regularly by dancers.

" It took 2 of these ROB's to convince me that they are a waste of time and money outside of the club"

Third times a charm?

vm,

Nice to see the original MG picture return! Sorry you've been burned. So far I am two for two. As for the most recent one, that remains to be seen But, so far, still looking good.

I have given clothing and earrings and bracelets. But cash is always appreciated.

I just ordered a vajazzle kit for my ATF in columbus for christmas. http://vajayzzle.com sells the kits for $7, $22, $40, or $75. I bought the $22 one.

I had to go to that site just to find out WTF it was. LOL.

^^
How soon does that show up in SCs? I haven't seen it yet.

Vajazzle............ sheesh!!

I would hope, never!

I was at the club Wed night and near closing time, I had a dancer that I hadn't even seen that night come up to my table with a Victoria Secret gift card, still in it's envelop and wrapping. She said her regular bought it for her (it was a $50 card), and she couldn't take it home (assume because of a hubbie or BF). She offered to sell it to me for $35. I'm thinking to myself, that regular that bought it for her would not be happy to see this little scene play out. THAT would make me think twice before buying a gift for one of my "girls".

I will buy Christmas gifts for two dancers this year, both will receive AFTER Christmas, and both have told me they are getting something for me. I expect to spend about $100 on each of them.

DougS,,

I might mention here, that the gifts, above, that I gave to my ATF were not a one way street.

I had fun last night letting the girls sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Of course, most of them had been naughty this year…