Holiday Gifts

29 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  I've only ever given them money. They seem to appreciate *that*.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Hard to go wrong with chocolate. Caffeine seems to work too. Knitting her a new outfit -- probably too risky!
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  One dancer gave me an autographed picture of her for xmas
• lopaw

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  14 years ago

  I'm giving them the gift that keeps on giving - ME.
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  I am giving gridget an Ultra Plush throw blanket (available from Macy's)with her real name embrodiered on it. The rest of the girls will get peppermint candy canes.
• Alucard

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  14 years ago

  My ATF likes shopping! (What woman doesn't LOL)So I'll give either cash or gift certificates. I can hardly wait to see what I get! ;)
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  Here is a list of what I've given my ATF:
  
  A spa visit
  A custom made anklet (kept her from getting a tattoo)
  Victoria's Secret gift certificate
  A gun
  To be with my on Christmas
  
  Those are the only Christmas gifts I have given.
  
  I am pretty sure my new favorite (not ATF) will get something this year, but not sure what.
• troop

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  14 years ago

  She don't like fashions, she don't like phonies
  She don't like junkies, she don't like druggies
  She just wants my beef baloney
  Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
  Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
  Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
  Beef, beef beef, beef baloney
  She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami
  She don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast
  She just wants her double dose
  Beef, beef, beef, beef baloney, beef, beef, beef baloney
  
  
• farmerart

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  14 years ago

  Considering the bucks I spent on one of my favourites this past summer I think SHE should give ME a gift certificate for a BBBJ each week for a year!
• Prim0

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  14 years ago

  ^^^ Amen to that brother!
• MondoGoGo

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  14 years ago

  How about a "dick in a box"?
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Nothing beats giving nothing. As if they don't make a great living as it is.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Try wrapping up your dick and give her a real gift.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  'Nothing beats giving nothing."
  
  You're a mean one Mr. Grinch...
• scatterbrain

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  14 years ago

  A friend of mine sent another suggestion...
  
  ...hard cider from Dixon's Farms, a real holiday treat. Because every lady likes "hard Dixon's cider". (hint- close your eyes and say it again).
• txtittyfan

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  14 years ago

  I agree with vincemichaels. After all, we are the customer, and in most relationships, the customer gets the benefit. I do not consider dancers part of the service industry, therefore, I do not think tipping is required.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  No, steve229, not really. Jaded, perhaps. Any dancer I formed an attachment showed their true colors and wanted me to take them shopping, bail them out with their bills. It took 2 of these ROB's to convince me that they are a waste of time and money outside of the club. Que sera, sera.
• deogol

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  14 years ago

  As I recall it is the businesses I deal with who give gifts to *ME* thanking *ME* for my patronage.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  When I can call a girl almost any time of any day of the week and get almost anything sexual I want from her, with enthusiasm mixed in, I'm gonna say "Thanks" and give her a gift.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  "I do not consider dancers part of the service industry"
  
  IDK, I get "serviced" pretty regularly by dancers.
  
  " It took 2 of these ROB's to convince me that they are a waste of time and money outside of the club"
  
  Third times a charm?
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  vm,
  
  Nice to see the original MG picture return! Sorry you've been burned. So far I am two for two. As for the most recent one, that remains to be seen But, so far, still looking good.
• jackslash

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  14 years ago

  I have given clothing and earrings and bracelets. But cash is always appreciated.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I just ordered a vajazzle kit for my ATF in columbus for christmas. http://vajayzzle.com sells the kits for $7, $22, $40, or $75. I bought the $22 one.
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  I had to go to that site just to find out WTF it was. LOL.
• farmerart

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  14 years ago

  ^^
  How soon does that show up in SCs? I haven't seen it yet.
  
  Vajazzle............ sheesh!!
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  I would hope, never!
• DougS

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  14 years ago

  I was at the club Wed night and near closing time, I had a dancer that I hadn't even seen that night come up to my table with a Victoria Secret gift card, still in it's envelop and wrapping. She said her regular bought it for her (it was a $50 card), and she couldn't take it home (assume because of a hubbie or BF). She offered to sell it to me for $35. I'm thinking to myself, that regular that bought it for her would not be happy to see this little scene play out. THAT would make me think twice before buying a gift for one of my "girls".
  
  I will buy Christmas gifts for two dancers this year, both will receive AFTER Christmas, and both have told me they are getting something for me. I expect to spend about $100 on each of them.
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  DougS,,
  
  I might mention here, that the gifts, above, that I gave to my ATF were not a one way street.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  
  I had fun last night letting the girls sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
  
  Of course, most of them had been naughty this year…