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Hooking Up In a Foreign Country

I am going through a severe dry spell here in southern France. My one visit to a club (not really a SC) nearby was unsatisfactory. The escort agency I used last year has disappeared. I am trawling the net but finding nothing within comfortable driving distance. The SC I visited in Marseille was the sketchiest SC I have ever visited - one drink and out for me; place was filled with scary looking Albanians and Arabs, with knives on prominent display. Street hookers are not my choice. I have resorted to hustling the local fiftyish divorcees in the wine bar - not very enticing. Any sophisticated world travelers out there with advice for this Canadian hillbilly?

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vincemichaels

Don't get into a fight with the Albanians.

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CTQWERTY

Knives in plain view?! Yikes!

I recall a Belgian stating Albania is viewed as the "armpit of Europe".

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harrydave

Have you consulted the internationalsexguide web site?

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rickdugan

lol farmer. Not much advice to give to someone buried in the countryside of France with no strip clubs or escort agencies. Heck, even in the more urban areas of France tales abound of ripoff artists preying upon guys looking for sex.

If I were you the airport would be looking mighty good right about now, as would about 4 months in Miami or Houston.

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GSWx4

France tends to be too business-like or else you’re dealing with sex slavery. Almost all streetwalkers and anything associated with Albanians is pure sex slavery. I would suggest that you consider a road trip for a few days. There is nothing in Italy that isn’t sex slavery but I have found Spain more to my liking. The trend there is for Hostess clubs. Though somewhat expensive, they have good looking women who can converse and a menu for takeout. My experience is too dated to give specific recommendations but Barcelona is 5 hours from Marseille and Zaragoza is 7 hours. Zaragoza is off the tourist track and had a great club on the NW side of town. Sorry, don’t remember the name and it has been a while so it’s probably best to stick to Barcelona unless you want to fly to Madrid.

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troop

hey art,

villavertigo.de

if you do go bring me back a couple slender brunettes ;)

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Dudester

What Rick said about Houston/Miami. I'd be glad to shepherd you around Houston. Strip clubs are a known plus for Houston, but two secrets about Houston are:

  1. Best restaurants anywhere (aside from chain restaurants-we have restaurants that feed you very very well).

  2. Music. Go into any medium sized or better church in Houston, on any given Sunday, and you'll hear singers who can hold their own with Celine Dion or Tina Turner.

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glen_livet

Road trip to Switzerland, Austria, Germany, or the Netherlands.

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winorhino

/agree pompatous
I just got back from Amsterdam. Nailed a beautiful blonde german girl at a brothel and a big titted romanian girl in the RLD. Just go there. Get out of france if you are not going to screw street hookers.

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SuperDude

Babylon in Barcelona

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bang69

I agree 100% with winorhino.

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GSWx4

Tomorrow’s forecast

Amsterdam High 42 Low 29

Barcelona High 64 Low 40

Bangkok High 86 Low 76

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jester214

Everyone knows there is nothing good about France.

Amsterdam and the FKK's of Germany are a whole nother' story.

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ArtCollege

The Erotic Review has a few reviews of French escorts. There are probably other escort review sites that have greater coverage. It's a large country. got to be plenty of good providers.

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troop

hmmmmmmmmm

art hasn't posted since he started this thread, i wonder if he found some or is on his way elsewhere to get some ;)

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glen_livet

Another option closer to Marseilles would be the "Naturiste" resorts and swingers' clubs in Cap d'Agde. You'd have to do some research to find out when/if single men are welcome.

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farmerart

After a month in France, farmerart is now OK. Thanks for all suggestions but I connected all on my own in the local area. She is not a pro!!

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vincemichaels

Congrats farmerart

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georgmicrodong

"not a pro"

As far as you know. :)

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Prim0

Farmer...you might not be "paying" her but I'm sure you've bought dinner and drinks and paid for some other stuff too. They are ALL pros!!!!!

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