Came here before a flight out...

Came here before a flight out of San Antonio, to kill a couple hours. First, what's with the fun-house mirror? Behind the main stage there are two fun-house mirrors -- so, while you are watching a dancer, you can see a grotesquely-sized ass in the mirror. I'm from Milwaukee and so I can see that kind of ass anytime I want. I don't need to see it in a strip club. Totally bizarre that management would install a complete turn-off like that. In talking to a few dancers, they hated the mirrors.

Anyways, one dancer was a nine and another was a ten. The nine wouldn't do any extras (though the dance was very hands on for both of us). But the ten did extras. :) We went upstairs ($40) and then BBBJ ($140). (I wasn't expecting BB, but that's what she did.) Spoke with a few other dancers who weren't my type -- they were not pushy.

They had a crazy-cheap food special (prime rib + potato, IIRC), but I stuck to drinking.