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steve229

Needed to take some antibotics after having some dental work done. Went to the club and didn't really think about it:

Her: You're not drinking tonight? Me: No, I'm taking some medication and I'm not supposed to drink alcohol.

Her: Nothing serious I hope?

Me: Nothing a little penicillin won't cure.

Her: Oh, well, nice seeing you, I, ah, gotta go…

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CTQWERTY

Too honest! You could've MILKED the pity angle. I guess that leaves the guilt card though -- as in reminding her how fast she abandoned ship in your time of need.

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Alucard

Why talk about the antibiotics? You could have simply said that you don't drink alcohol. I don't & have NEVER had a dancer walk away because I didn't drink alcohol.

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rickdugan

ROTFLMAO. The clap or gonorrhea anyone? ;)

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