Needed to take some antibotics after having some dental work done. Went to the club and didn't really think about it:
Her: You're not drinking tonight?
Me: No, I'm taking some medication and I'm not supposed to drink alcohol.
Her: Nothing serious I hope?
Me: Nothing a little penicillin won't cure.
Her: Oh, well, nice seeing you, I, ah, gotta go…
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Too honest! You could've MILKED the pity angle. I guess that leaves the guilt card though -- as in reminding her how fast she abandoned ship in your time of need.
Why talk about the antibiotics? You could have simply said that you don't drink alcohol. I don't & have NEVER had a dancer walk away because I didn't drink alcohol.
ROTFLMAO. The clap or gonorrhea anyone? ;)
Last night, on Cops, I saw a real cutie working a street corner in Portland. She actually allowed FS without making sure he had the condom on.
I, for one, am glad that strippers aren't dripping nasty green stuff.
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