Good Things Come in Small Packages

I received a text from my favorite dancer letting me know her schedule this week, so I thought I would spend 30 minutes with her on this Monday. I had a little time to spend before her shift started at 11:30 AM, so I made a stop at The Venue first. I have reviewed this club plenty of times as it is on my regular rotation, so at this point I’m just reviewing when I come across a dancer that I had some fun with and others may enjoy. I had made a stop at this club a week ago around 10:30 AM and had nothing to write about with the two dancers. I did head across the street to Club 205 around 11 AM and they just had just one dancer dancing, but the bar was full of guys having breakfast. On that day, I did make it to the stop I had originally intended on, so it was a fun day as well. The Venue will often post their dancer schedule on their website, which helps in making plans, but not consistent. On today’s early morning, the dancers were Millie, Sadie, Lola, Layla doing two song sets, and I tipped $2/song. Well, I only experienced two of the four dancers, but all were white and 7 or above in body/looks.

This club is close to one of the major freeways, I-205, here in Portland and is situated between two one-way streets, which makes easy access this place. There are a couple of clubs in the SE/NE dive club zone that give the appearance of a “gentlemen’s club” instead of just a local bar with added stage/nude dancers, and this is one of those. The building used to be a Hooter’s restaurant. I pulled in the empty decent size paved parking lot around 10:30 in the morning. At this hour, I just walked in with no cover, no ID check, and no bouncer. There is a circular, decent size, stage just a few steps in with plenty of seating round the rack. They have plenty of tables/chairs scattered about with a raised area in the back corner that has more tables and Lottery machines. There is another smaller stage in the back, but I have never seen it used. There is a separate walled area that has a half-dozen or so decent size lap dance booths, which are fairly private except the dark curtains on the entrances. All the booths I have been in have small leather couches as well as a camera on the ceiling. There is a dj booth back in this area as well and always a dj on duty announcing the girls. They have a full nice size bar with food options. The restrooms are decent for a strip club.

I got a $3.00 coke from the cute bartender that called me “Sweetie.” That gets a tip every time! I grabbed a seat at the stage and laid down a $2 tip to the lonely dancer, Millie. I have gotten to know her over my visits and discovered we have a fun hobby in common, which always comes up. As the previous reviewer mentioned, she is the skinniest dancer I have ever met. Way too skinny for me and I always want to bring her a double cheeseburger, large fries, with a large milkshake, as that would be a weeks’ worth of calories, I don’t want to offend her. She is very friendly, bleach blonde, nice perky A’s, not sure how to scale her, but some would give her a 7, a few tats, great pole work, comes over the rack to sit on your lap, and generally doesn’t get totally nude on stage, but will pull her G-string to the side. Unfortunately, I can’t do a lap dance with her as nothing appealing about skin and bones for me.