Dive-Bar Strip Club Atmosphere - Worth an Occasional Visit

I always visit this Eastside establishment in the afternoon, typically on the weekend. During the day there is ample parking, primarily on the back side of the building (hidden from Stark Street). Just West of the building a bikini espresso stand also helps to hide the parking lot from Stark.

During my many daytime visits I've never had to pay a cover charge or show an ID. Entering from the Southside, a short hall leads to the stage straight ahead, with a long bar to the right of the stage and a variety of seating options to the left of the stage. A line-up of lottery machines offers alternative entertainment along the opposite (North) wall. Prior to new owners taking over a couple years ago, there was a long, vinyl-covered couch set back from the West end of the stage. This was a great place to get cozy with a friendly dancer, but unfortunately this furnishing was removed. Also, with regard to the change of ownership, this club used to post a weekly dancer schedule on their bare-bones website. I found it helpful, but the new owners decided to discontinue it.

A word about the small bathrooms - They have a typical dive-bar vibe but are not disgusting. They are located just a few feet from the stage and there is not a privacy partition blocking the door to each of the men's and ladies' rooms. I'll put it this way, they are the opposite of being down a hall in the far end of the building. Also of note, there is a condom machine in the men's room. I've always found this interesting because I've never seen one in any other Portland strip club.

On the babe scale, this club is best described as hit or miss (at least during the daytime). There are usually 2 or 3 heavy girls dancing during the day (out of a total of 5 or so), and beyond that you never know what you will find - and that's part of the fun of this place. For example, this used to be the dancing home of Varuka Sweet, the split-tongue Pornhub sensation. Now and then I'll see a cute spinner, or an older (30s or 40s) HWP gal with big boobs (my fave!), or a busty AA girl who teases a 5-star DATY before the end of the first song. Private dances are in the range of $20-$40 (depends on the girl, prior relationship, negotiating skills, etc.) plus a $5.00 stage fee per song. The stage fee is a new rule since the change of ownership.

One reliable beauty is Bella, who you can count on to be dancing Friday through Monday. Dream On has been her dancing home for several years now. She is a blonde HWP Hispanic girl (with just a bit of baby fat) who has a sweet personality, and large, firm tits. An earlier reviewer described her private dances as quality, legal fun - not those exact words but something very similar. I would agree. She is worth a visit, and while you're there you might find someone else who catches your eye too, or maybe not. Like I say, it depends on the day.