Mercedes

Skipping the description. It’s been done a thousand times.

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. Scanned the bar and most of the usuals were there: Mercedes, Cayenne, Erica, Leah, Milla, etc. I didn’t stay long because Mercedes was first to stop by barside and came in with the intent of taking her for a spin.

Went back to the rooms and I should have known this wasn’t going to go well. First, she is super chatty. More chatty than I remember, but it had been a long time since I dancer with her. And not chatty in a good way. She spent most of the first dance and a half complaining about the patrons, how they don’t like her tattoos, about the other dancers and how it was a slow day, all while giving me a lackluster dance. She asks whether I’m married and have kids and what I do for work. Dude, the last thing guys want to think about when they’ve got a stripper in their lap is family and work.