Wasn’t PUMPed after this visit.

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking.

As you walk in there’s a pat down from the bouncer and an ID scan, no cover.

To the left is the bar and behind that is the stage with two poles. There were 3 girls on stage and I think two or three bartenders working. The rest of the girls were sitting on the far end of the bar or chatting up customers. Couple of high tops around the club and the lap dance area were towards the rear of the venue. Heineken was $9. What was to follow was one of the most brutal dollar parades I’ve experienced.