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Ever Had a Dancer /Escort Turn Psycho On Your??

I had a girl who danced for me in a club. After a great dance, we agreed to meet outside the club for a great dinner, gambling, etc. experience. A few weeks later we did a…

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Are any of you...

interested in dating or currently dating strippers besides me? I'm just curious. It dawned on me today that I may be somewhat alone here on this topic (on the board). Anyone else have a stripper girlfriend or…

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She looks better naked

Interesting phenomenon on a recent trip. A slow day shift, populated by a few of the, more Rubenesque dancers. One girl, very cute face, but the way too tight dress and thong she was wearing didn't do her…

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Question on community opposition.

Elsewhere we've been talking about community opposition to strip clubs, specifically to opening new ones. There's one thing about that which has always puzzled me - why is there often more opposition to a new strip club than there…

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New question...

In a previous reply to a post, Book Guy stated he kept some money in the same pocket as condoms. The question is, do you take condoms with you always, sometimes, or never.

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Went in after work on a...

Went in after work on a Friday, there were a lot of 6-8 girls but I waited an hour for who I thought the best looking there - Brianna. She looks like Kianna Dior,…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Alright. Things have changed so...

Alright. Things have changed so much to the point where all the details I gave you in my previous review are no good, partly because of info I'm no longer sure of, partly because…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club is, in my experience,...

This club is, in my experience, the best in the nation. The decor is Gentlemen's Club Ornate, and the furniture is a little worn out in places, but it got that way in the best…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

I stopped here a couple weeks...

I stopped here a couple weeks ago after visiting the nearby Oasis. I was bored at Oasis. Lots of women and zero action. There is a variety of women here and although…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

My first time to YBor, Monday...

My first time to YBor, Monday 7/10 dayshift (4pm) and nightshift (11pm) and dayshift again Tuesday 7/11. Free parking, $5 entry with website coupon. (The entry fee lasted all night too which was cool...just needed…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went to the Sundowner last Saturday...

Went to the Sundowner last Saturday evening. I live in Ohio, so I try to go at least 3 times a year. It was the usual, hotties eveywhere and awesome friction. I had one girl…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Tried dayshift one Wednesday a few...

Tried dayshift one Wednesday a few weeks back. Very impressed with quality. Most girls were 8s and up. Sampled lappers from a 3 or 4 and quality varied like from air dance to nearly anything…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Back to Tampa's Thee Dollhouse again....

Back to Tampa's Thee Dollhouse again. Nightshift Monday 7/10 around 8pm. Not much has changed since my last review in April. Hot ass girls (7-9s & a 10), fun staff, good vibe. What's…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This club has great stage shows...

This club has great stage shows but lap dances are no good. Girls are also between 3-6. I would not waste your time at this place. Hustler is much better.

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

This club continues to have the...

This club continues to have the best looking girls. They are friendly without being pushy. The club is clean and has excellent food to boot. This continues to be my favorite in…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

The club has lost several dancers...

The club has lost several dancers in the past couple of months. There are some new ones though. Most of the replacements don't meet the standards of previous dancers. Hopefully this is…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's rarely dissapoints and didn't last...

Rick's rarely dissapoints and didn't last week when I was ther. It was a very slow Sunday with only 6 dancers on the early shift. Three were smoking hot however. Had laps with two (total…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited Rick's on a Thursday night....

Visited Rick's on a Thursday night. Night shift dancers are definitely a lot better looking than the day shift dancers here. I spent good two hours watching the girls on stage, and barely saw one…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

After the last two visits, I...

After the last two visits, I need to lower my past review. On Tuesday the bartender kept saying the girls would be right out. I sat there with no girls for almost an…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

usually some good looking girls but...

usually some good looking girls but no contact there ---- have always had more fun at Kongo in Mitchell (1 hr west on I90) or Swedes in Lesterville (near yankton) -- full nude at those

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Been awhile since I've been back...

Been awhile since I've been back in Seattle. So met up with a couple friends to check out some clubs. They have gone way downhill. This place used to have some cute…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Best private dances in the denver...

Best private dances in the denver area. $20 for topless, $30 for all nude. I'd give the place a 10 if the stage dances were better. Stage dances are ok here, nothing to right home…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited twice in the last couple...

Visited twice in the last couple of weeks. Both times left satisfied with ample grinding from both dancers. The last visit I had dances from a black dancer that also added some…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

I was in this club very...

I was in this club very recently and was pleasantly surprised. Being from Miami, I have grown accustomed to the very best talent and action. I don't mind paying for fun; as long…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Been a while since I reviewed...

Been a while since I reviewed the Bird. Sometimes during summer, the Bird slows down, but I was there last Wednesday night - not usually a busy night, but got there around 9 and…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's an "OK" club. The...

It's an "OK" club. The inside is Roadhouse-like; more like a country bar than a club. However, it's not dirty or disgusting; just not your typical strip-club. I was there on a…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

So the club is dull, what...

So the club is dull, what else can I say. The FL hay day has long passed. I went to the club for a few drinks, only to discover it was a mistake........The…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This place is a little rough....

This place is a little rough. Went in about 630 for an after work drink, and there were two or three stages, with maybe 4 dancers in the whole place. The girls were…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

Driving by Norwalk Blvd and decided...

Driving by Norwalk Blvd and decided to stop by on my way home. It was around 5:00pm, fairly early for a club. There was only 6 girls working. Not sure if that's a…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

I went dayshift monday 7/10 around...

I went dayshift monday 7/10 around 3pm. Free parking, free entry, cheap drinks ($3-$4 mixed) in a decent residential area of Tampa. Though I wasn't impressed. I decided to give Class Act a…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went on a Wednesday night about...

Went on a Wednesday night about 10 PM. Probably 10 dancers and the same number of patrons. Cover is a relatively steep $10, and no beer - just near beer and soft drinks.…

Dangerous Curves

Ames, Iowa

Since my previous review whined about...

Since my previous review whined about the hand-written hostile poster taped to the foyer wall, I will compliment Dangerous Curves for finally removing it. Probably removed because the bitch that wrote it quit. Even so…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Went in there yesterday on my...

Went in there yesterday on my lunch hour (I work close by). This place has some really good looking girls latlely. I had a dance from a girl named sheila. She realy knows how to…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Things are slowly back to normal...

Things are slowly back to normal here. The quality of dancers is still not great but the club is very laid back especially during the day shift. Went in last Sunday and saw a couple…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

This Bar is now open and...

This Bar is now open and under new ownership. The owner/bartender is a dancer, though she doesn't dance at this club. I think they are now open Wed., Thurs., Fri., and Sat. from 6:00 till…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

I've seen ads for the Clubhouse...

I've seen ads for the Clubhouse promising free cover during the day, so I decided to take them up on the offer and see what they had to offer. The club is nice enough…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I went Monday night 7/10 around...

I went Monday night 7/10 around 10pm. If you havent' been to Mons, you gotta go. But I must say, it didn't impress me this time as much as the last time I…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Wow, what a few months can...

Wow, what a few months can do for a club. Last time I was at Maxxim is was SO boring and lame. This Tuesday night (7pm-1am) I had a total blast. Really…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I dropped by this club to...

I dropped by this club to kill some time before a flight. The building is fine and resonably clean. Fairly large for most clubs. There were 4 girls dancing when I was there. THe dancers…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

This club is great. Next...

This club is great. Next time you are there get a dance from Brittany. She is a nice blonde girl in her early 20s. She's hot, friendly, and dances well. The…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

This review is long in coming....

This review is long in coming. I went to HT March 8 2006. Normally I go with my buddies but this time I was in L.A. for training. What to do what…

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, South Dakota

ONe of the best strip clubs...

ONe of the best strip clubs in SD -- full nude -- and get some contact. THE place to be when pheasant hunting season starts ---- many more girls and crazy!

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Went here today after not being...

Went here today after not being in the area for a long time. Small bar, pretty girls. but relentless dollar parade. Not approached even one time for a dance. There were at least 8-10 girls…

Babe's Gentlemen's Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I was in last saturday. Had...

I was in last saturday. Had a drink and looked at the few girls coming and going. Was enthralled by Bianca who gave a sizzling stage dance then came over to see me. We went…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

ONLY an 8 due to the...

ONLY an 8 due to the price at that time of day. I went to Colorado Bar and Grill at about 6:30 on a Tuesday night. I was a little disappointed at the prices.…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I had a rare Sunday evening...

I had a rare Sunday evening free on June 25th so decided to check out Sensation. Because of my schedule, rarely visit except on Wednesdays. I have meant to visit on a Sunday…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Stopped by this club recently and...

Stopped by this club recently and it appears to still be doing very well. Girls ranged from a 6-9.5 on the Friday night I was in there. I did not get a private dance but…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Visited this club yet again while...

Visited this club yet again while in the area, and it seems when the club moved some of the best talent did not go with it. Still in a shady area as before, so…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I have not been to TD's...

I have not been to TD's in over a year, but was in the neighborhood.....I had a great time! I stopped by on a Tuesday afternnon, there was a light crowd and plenty of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Finally did a day trip after...

Finally did a day trip after some time and glad that I did. I have always liked the more laid-back atmosphere at this small club during the day. It reflects with the dancers' attitudes there…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Went back to Foxy's after a...

Went back to Foxy's after a couple month absence--still a good place to go. A couple points about this club (positive or negative depending on your viewpoint). 1) Many of the dancers have…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

A week ago Monday in the...

A week ago Monday in the afternoon was when I was in... a fair number of dancers, maybe 10 hanging out throughout the bar... Was asked for dances by three girls I didnt think rated…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Allstars is not what it use...

Allstars is not what it use to be even six months ago. The basics remain the same, no cover untill 8:00pm, $5 beers, $8 - $10 mixed drinks. $30 semi private dances, $250 1/2 hour…

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Eek! I'm on candid camera!

Just pokin' 'roun' the internet, I found myself in a (quite old!) picture of a stage performance at the House of Lancaster I in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. [I think. You can see it online in this manner: 1. go to…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

The exterior leaves a lot to...

The exterior leaves a lot to be desired--lousy lighting, and a LOT of potholes in the parking lot (of the car-eating size). That said, the staff is terrific --I've had dances from the door-girl…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I used to go to teddies...

I used to go to teddies back in the day. I hadn't been there since it closed down because, well, thats what everyone went there for. But I decided to check it out…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Went here on a Tuesday night...

Went here on a Tuesday night in mid-June on the advice of the hotel person, which gave me a free entry into the club, not sure if they were being comp'ed or not. Place…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

This has become the best gentlemen's...

This has become the best gentlemen's club in San Francisco. Without the extras you would expect at MBOT, MSC, or even NCT, this club provides a consistently high quality experience. Better looking dancers, better drinks (drinks…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped in on my way up...

Stopped in on my way up to MI always a good spot to relax and unwind after a long day on the road. Driving makes me horny and checking out the sweet and not…

Maxim's

Hamilton, Ontario

Was in Hamilton a week ago...

Was in Hamilton a week ago Monday and stopped in for a quick drink or 2 in the evening around 9pm... There were only 3 dancers working and no more than 10 customers at one…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

First visit in a couple months...

First visit in a couple months and the place has held up. The girls are much better than what they'd had earlier in the year, the dances are up to the old Stiletto quality…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I visited the Great Alaskan Bush...

I visited the Great Alaskan Bush Company on July 4th (Independence Day) at about 4:10PM, just after it opened, and was the only customer in the entire place. Not a single dancer was in…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Stopped in yesterday (Tuesday) evening. ...

Stopped in yesterday (Tuesday) evening. About 5 girls dancing, not too crowded, which makes sense for a Tuesday evening. $5 cover, $4 7-Up ($1 tip). They were cutting some of the songs…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

I've made a couple night visits...

I've made a couple night visits lately, after 7:00 PM. Quality of the night shift was much better than days. I had a great lapper from a solid 8 which had me…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I have not been to this...

I have not been to this bar in over one year. I can see why. Things have not change much from last year. Dancers rate from only 4 - 6 and only a few of…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

Was in on Monday night around...

Was in on Monday night around 10:30 .... the place was near empty, only about 10 customers and maybe 15 dancers...My buddy is making way with a girl there.... hence the regular visits.... was coralled…

Fantasies on 5th Avenue

Anchorage, Alaska

Fantasies on Fifth is a terrible...

Fantasies on Fifth is a terrible club. I visited it on a Saturday evening, when any strip club should be at its best. But this club was bad, really bad. The majority…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

one of the worst clubs ever,...

one of the worst clubs ever, so i walked in and none of the girls seemed interested at all, they were watching tv and chasing a cat around. I go to the bar to order…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I went to this club the...

I went to this club the other day and had another great time. I still like this club better than any club in Lexington. It doesn't seem very nice at first but if…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Went on a Tuesday night. Club...

Went on a Tuesday night. Club is middle scale. Lighting is somewhat difficult with blue lights crisscrossing the stage while the dancers are performing. Layout is combination of comfortable tables and chairs and bare bones…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I was their about 3 months...

I was their about 3 months ago when the club was under construction again. They had everyone crammed in a tempory bar spot, which acutally was not that bad. I had to pay…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club twice so far and plan to return many more times. The club's layout is very attractive. There are three stages, two of which are always active.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Returned to the MBOT. Not...

Returned to the MBOT. Not as memorable as before. Still very steep $$$$s, but not as much quality or fun as I remembered. Partook in some dances with Amber and Nicole.…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Checked out this place on Tuesday...

Checked out this place on Tuesday night and was sort of ho hum. There was a feature dancer named Davia who danced as a female firefighter which was O K, nothing special. Women…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Nice club, friendly, cute girls. ...

Nice club, friendly, cute girls. The lap dances are a bit odd -- no real grinding or touching at all by the girl, yet the customer can touch anything that isn't covered, meaning you…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

On a Tuesday night this place...

On a Tuesday night this place was fairly full. So full in fact that I was unable to get any laps. I only stayed for an hour though. By far the best…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Tuesdays are now 2-1 LDs. ...

Tuesdays are now 2-1 LDs. But so what? It seems like any girl who is fun is not long for this place. So if you find someone who is fun, don't expect…

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snake farm by ray wylie hubbard

new song and cd by ray wylie hubbard. it has to be the greatest strip club song of all time. is there a strip club in texas called the snake farm?

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Tagged!

The first time ever. Sitting stageside a swinging dancer tagged me. I wasn't watching, just felt a glancing blow to the left side of my face. I was a bit too involved with the dancer sitting with…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This is the best of the...

This is the best of the "Lake City Way" clubs The girls range from 7's to 10's and there is wide range of ethnicities to choose from. Now if only you could drink in Washington…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

I was in Atlanta for two...

I was in Atlanta for two nights in June. I stopped in at Rooster's late on both nights. On my infrequent trips to the big city Rooster's remains a comfortable way to spend an evening.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

day shift on weds . went...

day shift on weds . went in for lunch. nice room large stage. great staff and good food for the value. the girls are very classy. 5 for the vip treatment and 20 for the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I returned on Monday after many...

I returned on Monday after many months absence. Dances are 1.5 for $20 (unless you find one of the few dancers who will wait for the next song to begin). Even at that…

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How would you like it if a strip club opened close to your home?

How close? Let's say as close as possible for any commercial property. Close enough that the effect on property values, if any, would include yours. What kind of club? Let's say a type of club you would enjoy if you went.…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

I like this club. I've seen the...

I like this club. I've seen the mileage go up and down -- last time I was here, the mileage was pretty mild. By mild, mind you, there is still constant contact and grinding, even…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I agree with other reviews that...

I agree with other reviews that if you're looking for an upscale "gentlemen's club" you shouldn't bother with Bogarts but for a change of pace and for hanging out at a friendly neighborhood bar where…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

An unexpected surprise in the middle...

An unexpected surprise in the middle of almost nowhere (especially since it's so close to staid Hartford). Had relatively low expectations going in but mildly pleased. Several good looking girls and agree some other posts…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

By far the Best club with...

By far the Best club with in a 90 mile radius of Boston, Ma Well worth the drive. In a two hour span never saw the same girls on stage. Lap dances that leave…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Oregon clubs as a whole are...

Oregon clubs as a whole are pretty lame. Went to this place on Monday and the women were 3-5's low, low contact.. there was one girl named Silent who was fairly decent,…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

This was a good place to...

This was a good place to go for the bachelor party I was with. It was a little retro (neon everywhere), but I guess when ladies start taking off their clothes, who cares?…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis is absolutely awesome. The...

Oasis is absolutely awesome. The club itself is very modern. The dancers are, on the whole, beautiful. Most are very eager to perform. There are plenty of tables, so that you…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Pretty boring. Stayed through (3)...

Pretty boring. Stayed through (3) dancers and was not approached once for a private or anything. As a matter of fact, I sat at the stage tip rail for 2 songs, and waited…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I visited this club a couple...

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday night and had a few pleasant surprises. First, the cover had dropped down from $10 to $5. Bought a soft drink…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Dropped in on a slow Manday...

Dropped in on a slow Manday afternoon. There were about 12 dancers most of whom were "paired up" with guys at the bar. Most were attractive with the occasional clunker, but somebody has to love…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Thursday evening about 7 PM. Probably 7 dancers working - ranging from a 5 to an 8. Ten bucks to get in, includes a soda. The best looking…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Drinks are prices right and...

Drinks are prices right and the atmosphere is nice. Girls however need some discipline. I don;t knoiw how some of them make money becuase it is hard to get them to show…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

It's been like 3 months since...

It's been like 3 months since I last visited Rooster's Barnyard ... which is kind of weird since this is my 2nd most favorite club of the Atlanta area strip clubs. Anyways, I had about…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

First visit in about a year....

First visit in about a year. The place has gone through an upgrade, both in the furnishings and the talent. The trouble was that there were only two girls there that afternoon (although…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This club continues to change its...

This club continues to change its interior by adding stages, moving stages, moving private dance area, but the girls for some reason continue to stay the same. Most are very hot and congenial.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I Agree with BM even though...

I Agree with BM even though I'm bias because I actually dance here. I think as far as customer satisfaction goes patrons seem to always be in a good mood when I am here.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was in Kokomo a few weeks...

Was in Kokomo a few weeks ago and stopped by. This club is not an elegant club, but the girls are very friendly. You just have to spend a little money. After…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club is a dive, dont...

This club is a dive, dont go in here. there is no stage, the girls get up on the bar and dance. there is a jukebox that plays their music. one girl who offered a…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

First of all,as stated in the...

First of all,as stated in the previous review, this club is no longer called Cristal Gentlemen's club but rather the Penthouse club. I wasn't there on the 28th but I was there on the 29th,…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

First time visiting Magic in a...

First time visiting Magic in a few years. Not located in the best part of town, but the talent inside makes up for it. The ladies are thick in the thighs and thin…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I guess I haven't been here...

I guess I haven't been here in a while. The stages used to have a tip rail which was replaced by a velvet rope. Tonight I discovered that the velvet rope is gone, so there's…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

The club is upscale, with a...

The club is upscale, with a wide open front room and a small VIP area in the back. Except for being in a sectioned off part of the club, I don't find a large…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

visisted the pinkpony one evening with...

visisted the pinkpony one evening with out of town business clients. decent sized club with good amount of pretty girls. the prices were slightly high for drinks/vips, but thats expected with nicer clubs such as…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I went back to the Pony...

I went back to the Pony recently on a weekday afternoon and was mildly disappointed. There are still a lot of nice looking women (7 - 9) , but it was the atmosphere or lack…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Got a chance to visit this...

Got a chance to visit this place while in Seattle. Great city and great club. Club easy to get to and seems like a pretty safe area. Big parking lot. Inside there were 2 active…

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Would being unusually

brooding cause a stripper to lose interest? I am NOT the life of any party and can be deathly serious most of the time. I sometimes wonder if my personality and lack of alcoholic consumption played a role.......... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Unusual request Part 2

The former dancer who I had OTC with & called me to take her to a hospital about a month ago, called last Monday. She's out of treatment facility & while we were talking, lost the cell connection. Since…

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How much...

would you pay for a HJ ITC? Do you have a limit? I've paid $0 - $150, depending on a lot of factors: How drunk I am How hot she is How drunk I am How much fun I'm having How drunk I…

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What was your ATF wearing when you first met?

"I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes. She smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues." -- opening lines from the poem "Smile for Me" by FONDL. Or maybe this belongs on the thread about drunken…

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ATM in a club? Yes or no?

Do you like them being there? Yes or no? Now, that said, assuming most would answer as a customer, how would you answer as an club bartender/owner/manager/dancer?

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Growing tired of a particular dancer

Have you ever had this happen?? you start getting tired of a particular dancer. And then you stop buying dances from her and get some from other girls? Have you ever avoided that club if you knew…

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Getting robbed in a club

First time for everything. Hang with a girl whom I approached for about 90 minutes, someone who danced for me previously five months ago. At the end of six somewhat decent dances she tells me…

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Hollywood Tropicana

There used to be a place in LA called the Hollywood Tropicana which featured gorgeous girls who were auctioned off to wrestle with the highest bidder. The girls were unbelievably attractive and wore bikini's, and would make rounds amongst…

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Tropical Lei and Glossary

I plan to fly into Ontario, California next week so I browsed the list for promising clubs in the area. Tropical Lei looks best: http://tuscl.com/clubdetail.asp?ClubID=114 Reviewers used terms like IE, UHM and VHM. The glossary does not define these.…

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My last message...

For anyone who is interested this will be my last message to our retarded friend davids: "davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about what you WISH our sexual orientation…

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How to stop a customer from being as nice to you thread.

My current fav is starting to do this to me. First, she told me she would be in on Monday - but didn't show. No big deal. Tonight, she said she would come over to talk to…

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parody and chandler make strange bed-fellows

I mean they are both pricks, but what else do they have in common? I feel sorry for JC and parody's 300 lb wife.