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Crazy Girls

Los Angeles, California

I did not have a good...

I did not have a good time here either. Actually I found this whole area to be sad. I am running out of things to say. I'm just not coming back to this one…

Front Room

How to tell when you're getting bored in a stripclub.

1. You're watching tv or the sports scores instead of the strippers. (sometimes but not always) 2. You start thinking, oh no, she looks better with clothes on. 3. You're trying to think if you still have enough…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good reliable place I always hit...

Good reliable place I always hit when in area. There's a Bulgarian dancer, black hair, tall voluptous figure - got a 'dance' from her last year in the private rooms. Gave me a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wow, this place was unrizzeall. ...

Wow, this place was unrizzeall. I came in on an early Sunday evening after spending some time with some fam in Miami. Did not pay cover since I came in before 8 PM…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is also a good reliable...

This is also a good reliable club. Would not give it a 10 though. There are WAY to many customers. The ratio is very bad. The girls are selective in who…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Not sure what the previous guy...

Not sure what the previous guy was reviewing. The Palace is not BYOB. This is a high-end club with a beautful, classy interior decor and a ton of well above average looking dancers.…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

My last couple of visits...

My last couple of visits (Thursday & Tuesday evenings but not in the same week) have been much better than earlier in the summer. There seems to be more energy in the club. More…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Stopped by after work on 9/1...

Stopped by after work on 9/1 from 6:30-9:00. Had a nice time with Honey in the private dance area. There were 4 or 5 regulars that the girls focused their time…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

This glitzy, expensive-looking club is in...

This glitzy, expensive-looking club is in a wealthy suburb of Manchester. How they slipped it by the locals is a mystery, but it's in a completely safe area, and nothing will happen to your…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I visited this club during a...

I visited this club during a late afternoon/early evening weekday shift, as I was looking for a change of pace from Dollie's. The club is located about a half mile from Hollywood Show Club,…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Spent a Wednesday evening here. Nice...

Spent a Wednesday evening here. Nice decor. Only sampled one private dance from a dancer I use to see at the playhouse which is kind of a dive now. It was excellent but YMMV. Will…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a recent Friday night. There were approximately 10 to 15 dancers working, and several of them were quite attractive (8's and 9's). Upon walking in the door, the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Last year I reported on another...

Last year I reported on another Massachusetts club where I declined a VIP session simply because I had never received any sort of contact dance anywhere in the state. I’m happy to report that…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Have no idea what happened to...

Have no idea what happened to this club. Went on a Tues and Sat night and both times the place was dead - which I particular don't care about - but there were no…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

I made two visits on Friday...

I made two visits on Friday (9/1). There were about 4 to 5 dancers during afternoon and 8 to 10 during night shift. Dancers were not friendlier exept one or two, may be. I have…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This club is very large with...

This club is very large with a centrally elevated stage area. The club is well lit and the sound system is reasonably adequate. No alcohol is served here. There is a reather large VIP…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good club. Obviously, a lot...

Good club. Obviously, a lot of Brazillians, S American dancers. Titty scking, brief HJ common in dance area. Here's my take on Florida - there are a ton of clubs but not…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

I've been going here for the...

I've been going here for the last few months, for an hour or so after work (i.e. the "happy hour" shift). The bar is very dark, and small (so pretty smoky if it's packed,…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Place blows. Some good looking...

Place blows. Some good looking girls but the girls are surprisingly selective in who they'll talk to. In Florida, the girls really are in control since there are soooo many customers to girls.…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Not many places open on Labor...

Not many places open on Labor Day so I thought I would give this place a try during the day. Big mistake. The place was dead, the talent there wasn't anything special, and…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This club was small and the...

This club was small and the girls were black. Only a few girls and they weren't all that attractive. Just had one drink and watched for a little bit before leaving. I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Club visit was on Saturday night...

Club visit was on Saturday night Sept. 2nd. As an aside wish the regs would have made it know they were going, I would have swung by for sure let me know if future outings…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Florida's something else. Regardless of...

Florida's something else. Regardless of the time of day, the day of the week, their strip clubs are always fcking packed. Cheetah is one of those clubs...you can just tell when you look…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

After doing a little TUSCL research...

After doing a little TUSCL research to find the best-rated clubs in the Worcester area, I decided to spend my Sunday night in two of them. My first stop was at Hurricane Betty’s.…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

As Austin clubs go, this certainly...

As Austin clubs go, this certainly is one of the nicer clubs in terms of atmosphere and environment. Completely redone since my last visit over 3 years ago. On a Saturday night, there were a…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

was in san deigo about a...

was in san deigo about a mounth ago. Had to go to Tijuana to see what all the hyp is about. First any strip club has many girls all descriptions willing to give you what…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Went Sunday night 11:00 PM, very...

Went Sunday night 11:00 PM, very few customers were there. Paid $10 at gate, and bought 2 drinks. Watched few girls, but could not decide which one to pick for private couch dance. i was…

Front Room

Road Trip question to bones7599?

Now that you made quite a number of road trips, I really enjoyed reading your informative reviews! Great Job!! Well Done!!!! - Thank you! I would like to take a road trip in the future. Not as extensively as yours. I…

Tilac's

Bangkok, Thailand

Theres a lot of clubs on...

Theres a lot of clubs on soi cowboy but this is one i remeber they have a nice stage with ggirls doing a lesbion show, the drinks are 100B, I barfine 2 girls to take…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

I was here last Friday night...

I was here last Friday night after a several month absence. Mostly russians, some black and latin. Mostly attractive 6-8. Beer $7. They have a 2 for 1 dance special every hour. This is a…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I had a flight that was...

I had a flight that was got cancelled out of the Detroit airport, and thought that the Landing Strip would be more fun than the airport. The web page for Landing Strip advertises free…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 11:45PM, Sunday evening, September 3, 2006. There was no cover charge for me, but I was asked for my ID (yep, at 59!) and wanned to make sure…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

My first time going in here...

My first time going in here at night. I much prefer the day shift. None of the girls realy stood out that much. They were also not interested in dances. I…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Firstly, this is a MUST visit...

Firstly, this is a MUST visit if you have some time and you are in LA and flying into/out of LAX. The area that the club is in is Inglewood but there is $3…

Westside

Hoboken, New Jersey

Visited this place yesterday. Really weird....

Visited this place yesterday. Really weird. I was mostly the only patron between 8:30 and 11. How strange is that for a strip club on a Saturday night?? The mileage on lap dances can be high…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited the PH shortly after...

I visited the PH shortly after 6 PM Thursday - the place was reasonably crowded but was still able to find a seat in my usual favorite area - the back of the club on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Nice club. I like the...

Nice club. I like the layout. There is a main floor with a main stage. And there are two areas upstairs (on each end of the main room), each with its own stage and a bar…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This bar is notorious for ripping...

This bar is notorious for ripping off customers and assaulting patrons. I have visited many times and know many of the regulars. Most have been regularly ripped off by waiters, managers and girls.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I don't normally visit Portland area...

I don't normally visit Portland area clubs but met a girl outside the club who was smokin' and told me she worked there and what her schedule was. Decided to give it a chance.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

If you go to strip clubs...

If you go to strip clubs just to watch the girls dance, then this place isn't for you. On the other hand, this is probably the best place in Philly to go if you're…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Avoid the Hong Bar, Very Dangerous...

Avoid the Hong Bar, Very Dangerous & Crooked This bar is notorious for ripping off customers and assaulting patrons. I have visited many times and know many of the regulars. Most have been regularly…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Finally made it here, thanks to...

Finally made it here, thanks to a client who relocated his company. Hope he needs me to make the trip more often! As others have noted, a wide variety of women and a…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

I enjoyed going to Shooters Alley....

I enjoyed going to Shooters Alley. All of the ladys were very friendly. It is not very big but no too small. I will be returning!

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Dropped by last Friday. Jamie and...

Dropped by last Friday. Jamie and Lana were there. Neither is on the real attractive side so I decided to not pay the cover and skip the senior buffet. Still when this place hits, it…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Parking is always a problem here...

Parking is always a problem here but the girls inside are worth the hassle. Amazing selection as always, even on a slow night, you're gonna see lots of really great looking girls. Actually…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was my first time to...

This was my first time to the Mons Venus. I was impressed. All the girls were good looking and friendly. The place is costly but worth the money. You are not pressed for a…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Well despite the fact I live...

Well despite the fact I live in the northern part of Sandy Springs close to Roswell I made the drive down to Forest Park to visit this club for the first time this Saturday. I…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Went on a Wednesday night two...

Went on a Wednesday night two weeks ago . Place was dead till about 10 o’clock. Then it picked up as every Wednesday the club hosts a Girl Next Door night. The…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

I arrived at the only Newark,...

I arrived at the only Newark, Ohio club at 11:00PM, Friday evening, September 1, 2006. The club is located downtown, and is the ONLY club Newark needs! HOLY SHIT! Did I drop…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

Hadn't been to the club in...

Hadn't been to the club in a while and don't like some of the changes. Drink prices have gone up 30-50%. The owner had laminated dollar bills into the dance floor with his…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

i visited this place twice in...

i visited this place twice in recent weeks, once on a crowded friday night with a crew of guys, and once on a very quiet saturday afternoon. for my taste, the quality of the…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

On a Saturday night, the club...

On a Saturday night, the club was reasonably full -- less so than many Saturdays, but this is typical of a holiday weekend. Plenty of talent around, most of it ranging from attractive to…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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I keep hearing everyone complaining about the waitresses asking if you will buy the dancer a drink!...Guess What... first of all buy the damn girl a drink…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

This review is for a visit...

This review is for a visit back in November 2005. I just signed up here so I thought it necessary to mention. Anyways, I am not a frequent visitor of strip clubs. But I…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

This club is hot. The girls...

This club is hot. The girls are beautiful, the drinks are fairly priced and the mileage is second to none, i mean a real grope-fest. I love it here.

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I checked out the club on...

I checked out the club on a Sat night. Alot of very nice looking girls available for private dances, along with some not so nice. Like the last reviewer, I also tried Mercedes, as she…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Stopped in on a Saturday nite...

Stopped in on a Saturday nite about 9:00, and things were pretty dead. As is ususal, there is a lot of turnover in this club (or any other club for that matter) and I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

visited this place for the first...

visited this place for the first time recently, and was generally unimpressed. to start, as soon as i walked in, the service at the bar waiting for a drink was irritating. out of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

this review is based on two...

this review is based on two trips here in the past month. the first trip was in the 8-9 range, two girls that night were particularly attractive and got two very solid dances from…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Thinking with the wrong head leads...

Thinking with the wrong head leads to nothing but trouble, again. Before starting my night out at the beginning of this weekend I had some time to kill and was in the area so I dropped…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

It's been two years since we've...

It's been two years since we've been here so we were prepared for things to have changed. Thankfully, nothing has changed!!! This is still the great club we remembered....lots and lots of girls…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

I hadn't been here in awhile...

I hadn't been here in awhile so while I was in the neighborhood I decided to make another stop. I have to say, I liked it, I saw some improvements from my last visit.…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I was driving through Atlanta and...

I was driving through Atlanta and Stopped by here Friday about 12:30pm. No Cover, Only 4 Dancers a 5, couple of 6s and one 7 (IMHO). Maybe 15 customers, they must have been here for…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Another trip, hallelujah, Monica's there (my...

Another trip, hallelujah, Monica's there (my ATF), and 4 sets did remind me why---she's da bomb, although she seemed VERY energetic tonight (wish I could say it was 'cause of me---she probably had too many…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I have been there numerous times...

I have been there numerous times in the past and will continue to go there because the club doesn't disappoint me. The club is nice with friendly staff, plus the drop dead gorgeous dancers who…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Had the occasion to visit again...

Had the occasion to visit again on Thursday, 31 Aug. -- first time I've been in in several months. Have to admit it was not my most satisfying experience and I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Finally got my chance to check...

Finally got my chance to check out the legendary Playhouse Lounge. I stopped while passing through on a weekday afternoon. I wasn't expecting much at that hour, but the place was fairly…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

as usual this club is consistent...

as usual this club is consistent with what you get.....always a good time....plenty of hot chicks and since i usually only go on the weekends its crowded with lots of tourists......but good dances and the…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Arrive here last Thurday at about...

Arrive here last Thurday at about 9:30. Not too crowded in the parking lot, although all of the booths inside were occupied. Found a seat in the back near the lapdance area.…

Front Room

Ever considered flirting with a waitress in a strip club?

I usually don't even think about this since my eyes are usually focused elsewhere. Anyway in one club I noticed one waitress who asked me if I needed anything looked pretty good. I never bought anything but she…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 6:00PM, Thursday evening, August 31, 2006. I noticed a 'sandwich' grill-type stand, offering hot grilled sandwiches setup just outside the club in the parking lot. Thought this…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 9:00PM, Thursday, August 31, 2006. Parking lot was fairly full and ample parking available. Upon entering this luxery very upscale club, I paid my $10 cover charge.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 11:00PM, Thursday evening, August 31, 2006. Parking lot fairly full with ample parking available all around the club. I entered, paying my $10 cover charge and took…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I arrived at this club right...

I arrived at this club right at 7:00PM when they opened, Thursday evening, August 31, 2006, after getting a grilled hamburger from Columbus Gold and eating it in my parked car. That little stand…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by last Thursday night. ...

Stopped by last Thursday night. Quality of the night girls seems to be slipping a little. There still are the off the chart babes but it seems like Overall it's not the same.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is a great club. I...

This is a great club. I visited while in Philly and made the drive up. It's a hole-in-the-wall type club and definately nothing fancy. As others have posted, you walk in and there is a…

Candy Store

Lincoln Village, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 9:30PM, Thursday evening, August 31, 2006. The parking lot had a couple of cars in it, but must have belonged to employees. I entered the club, paying…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

This is a very large club...

This is a very large club located several miles east of town. Not a prime location for a strip club, or for a sports bar, either. I'm not sure which this is, and I'm…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This is a truly great club....

This is a truly great club. I went on a Monday around happy hour and again on a Wednesday evening. Both times there were not a lot of customers but a LOT of…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I arrived at the best club...

I arrived at the best club in Kokomo at 11:15PM, Monday, August 28, 2006, after a long drive from the Ft. Wayne area, and securing a hotel for the evening. I gladly paid my…

Gentlemens Club

Zanesville, Ohio

I arrived at this Zanesville club...

I arrived at this Zanesville club at 9:30PM, Friday, September 1, 2006. Parked out in front of the club, very limited parking. If I had been dreaming western style, I probably could have…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

OMG, seriously...this place scared me. ...

OMG, seriously...this place scared me. We showed up on a Friday afternoon about 2pm. The place was very very dark. It took me about 15 minutes to get my eyes adjusted to…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

It's been about 3 yrs. since...

It's been about 3 yrs. since I was here last. Nothing has changed, maybe the girls a bit prettier. It is a basic nude BYOB. THe tables form a large square…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped in this establishment for the...

Stopped in this establishment for the first time since March '06, just had not been in the area. I was pleasantly surprised to see the pasties have vanished. A query to one of…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 12:30AM, Friday morning, September 1, 2006. About 15 cars in and around the club parking lot. I entered the club and paid my cover and proceeded to…

Front Room

Tipping the bird dogs?

Yesterday I was at a club that charges $5 for wristbands to enter the VIP area. As I gave the VIP bird dog a $10, he asked me, "Do you need change?" I was blown away to be hit…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Have been a semi-regular here for...

Have been a semi-regular here for many years and have watched the changes both good and bad. This is a composite overview of visits during this summer, the most recent of which was earlier this…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Still love this place most times...

Still love this place most times - but one thing I noticed is don't go shortly after opening. Last weekend they opened at Noon. Stopped in for a beer. For almost a…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Checked out the Yellow Rose last...

Checked out the Yellow Rose last week after moving back to Austin. Been almost 3 years since I'd been here and thought maybe it had changed a bit. Alas, still not to my…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Visions is a nice lookign club,...

Visions is a nice lookign club, with decent girls..but lately the drink and cover prices are going up. Probably not bad for other parts of the country but a bit high for here. The girls…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

10 years ago, Sugars was the...

10 years ago, Sugars was the spot. Today, it is just not the same. Still a small little joint with limited opportunity for privacy. They now have some highback couches in the back section…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I didn't get this place the...

I didn't get this place the first time I visited but I get it now. It's much classier than the Playhouse in NJ, and much more fun that the typical "Vegas Style" flashy strip club.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Tried this place once, found it...

Tried this place once, found it to be less than fantastic, and figured I had hit an off night. So I tried it again recently, once again a Saturday night. And, once again,…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I arrived at the club at...

I arrived at the club at 5:40PM, Monday afternoon, on August 28, 2006. No cover was charged at this time. Went to the bar and bought a $4 Red Bull. I observed…

Rare Cherry Gentlemen's Club

Ashtabula, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 7:45PM, Saturday, August 26, 2006. This club sets right off the lake and the picture does it justice. The directions here were somewhat confusing (even confusing my…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped by in the evening for...

Stopped by in the evening for the first time in a number of years. There was a shooting last year in the parking lot (perhaps a little more than a year ago, if I…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 6:25PM, Monday, August 28, 2006. I paid a $5 cover charge and sat at a table not too far from the long runway type stage located against the…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 4:30PM, Monday afternoon, August 28, 2006. Paid no cover upon entry. Went to the bar for a $5 Red Bull. I noticed about 20 customers and…

Baby Dolls

Wichita, Kansas

Went on a Thursday night around...

Went on a Thursday night around 11pm. Place is located off a beaten path. Get off the 53rd st Exit from I-135, head west past Broadway and turn south on Arkansas, just past the RR…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Been to Palazio two or three...

Been to Palazio two or three times during Friday lunch, and once during the evening. Overall, a nice looking club with a pretty good atmosphere having been renovated since the last time I saw…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 11:00PM, Saturday evening, August 26, 2006. I paid the $3 cover charge and ordered a $3.25 Red Bull. I observed about 12 customers and 6 dancers, ranging…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Well, since moving back to Austin,...

Well, since moving back to Austin, I've been to P10s 4 or 5 times as this was my favorite place from 3 years ago. Nothing has apparently changed in Austin. This is still…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I returned to Mons after a...

I returned to Mons after a year's absence and found it is still the best of value anything short of a brothel. There are girls to meet mosts tastes, but the place specializes in young,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

OK, when am I going to...

OK, when am I going to learn...went on another out of control busy Friday night with a few buds...couldn't even get a table and we got there at 9pm...just continued to double and triple in…

Front Room

If one of your favorite dancers wants to go out with you..?

Just wondering, if one of your favorite dancers occasionally keeps giving hints that she wants to go out with you not for sexual things but just to have fun or get to know you better, what would you do?…

Front Room

Do you prefer strippers who sell intelligent conversation or care-free giggling?

When you go to strip clubs, do you look for INTELLIGENT CONVERATION or are you looking for care-free giggling? Are you instead looking to get sexually stimulated?

Front Room

Who is looking for a GIRLFRIEND in strip clubs?

Who is going to strip club to look for a GIRLFRIEND? How do you go about looking for a girlfriend in strip clubs? Do you spend MONEY in order to BUY AFFECTION in strip clubs? What…

Front Room

Who is looking for a GIRLFRIEND in strip clubs?

Who is going to strip club to look for a GIRLFRIEND? How do you go about looking for a girlfriend in strip clubs? Do you spend MONEY in order to BUY AFFECTION in strip clubs? What…

Front Room

Stocking Fetish

My dancer told me that this other guy had a stocking fetch so she put on long black stockings for him and then went into the VIP......what is a stocking fetch and what happens next?

Front Room

Camel Toe

What does it mean when your dancer tells you that you gave her Camel Toe? What should you do next?

Front Room

Tampa

Heading to Tampa for work (lucky me). What clubs are best for younger college age girls? Mons, 2001 look like the best from reviews, any others? Does anyone want to go with me Wed night or Thur…