You know you're being a "sucker" for a stripper when...
DougS
Florida
I know I can spot myself being a "sucker" for a stripper a mile away. I've done it many times, and am sure I will again... fortunately, I don't get down on myself about it. Here are some times when I know I'm being a "sucker";
-> dancer asks me if I could go out and get her a bite to eat 'cause she was hungry. Ive done this many times, and have even felt good about helping a hungry girl out
-> dancer in a tight spot (usually a complicated story goes along with the explanation) calls because she needs money - yeah, I KNOW this is a HUGE red flag, but if I'm "close" to the girl, I will help her out (I've coughed up bail money, money for an emergency trip, etc.)
-> start to believe drama stories that a dancer is telling you - either she is a damned good actress, or the drama she is telling you is true (yeah, probably an Oscar should be given to her, most likely)
-> dancer asks me if I could go out and get her a bite to eat 'cause she was hungry. Ive done this many times, and have even felt good about helping a hungry girl out
-> dancer in a tight spot (usually a complicated story goes along with the explanation) calls because she needs money - yeah, I KNOW this is a HUGE red flag, but if I'm "close" to the girl, I will help her out (I've coughed up bail money, money for an emergency trip, etc.)
-> start to believe drama stories that a dancer is telling you - either she is a damned good actress, or the drama she is telling you is true (yeah, probably an Oscar should be given to her, most likely)
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You know you're being a "sucker" for a stripper when every stripper you say hi to immediately ask you to buy them a drink or a TD.
Or when all of the dancers in your main club start calling you ATM or easy money.
You consider being called a pathetic loser a complement.
But to me the #1 reason you know you're being a sucker for a stripper is when you follow her to another club.
Years ago I was burned by actually believing the drama stories one or two dancers told me that they needed to borrow money. I learned my lesson that is the way some dancers tend to part company. I was a bit surprised at running into one of those dancers a couple weeks later at another club and she was going out of her way to hide from me as long as possible. She acted afraid of me for some reason. The next two dancers try some pretty massive drama stories but no luck with me after that. One dancer even got really pissed at me calling me Dick, etc. and even quit working at that club for 2 or 3 months because she knew I would be there. She wanted or for some odd reason expected me to give her $200 for contacts she said. She didn't do anything to warrant me giving her money. I didn't understand her. She did seem friendlier when she came back 3 months later.
Another dancer told me "you can give me 100 bucks to bail out this one dancer who works at the club. It's up to you, her dealer is probably going to mess her up real bad for not paying but I'll leave that up to you." That sounded like a big load of bull. I kind of expected some of this stuff if you go out with dancers outside of the clubs after I originally got burned a bit.
On the other hand I had one nymphomaniac dancer give me free bbbj's almost every time she saw whether I wanted one or not. My best bet is she was trying to make me horny because she seemed to like to have sex. Then she suddenly disappeared one day without a trace. I could only guess that the police stopping her for doing 95 had something to do with her stopping her long distance travels. She only tried to get me to go with her to Vegas and then to some casino boats after I ruled out Vegas. I declined both. another drama queen.
*A bite to eat? -- have been asked many times to make a food run using either my funds or theirs but my ans was always so no...until my current favorite asked a few months back (and then only once) so I did my duty, brought it back for her and left again. That was it, until tonight. She stopped by Sunday and cooked lasagna (I bought the ingredients she requested) and we chilled. Tonight she surprised me with a text msg saying was at the club early; she works some nightshifts while working days at normal job and 2 nites a week in school. Some days (usually weekends) we will get together and go out or get take out or delivery, watch TV, chill, sometimes sex; its all good. If she needs the money, she will go in early. I was cooking chicken legs tonight so I surprised her later at the club with some extras.
*Calls for money. Have had a few over the years but avoided them all execpt for current lady. Sprung for money to get her tires fixed (was starting a new job), spare was flat and then got another flat. She got conjunctivitis and needed $ for meds. Moved into new apt about 7 months ago and needed $ (200) to help with the deposits etc.--she hasnt been a money pit (unlike my pool).
*drama stories. You bet. Mother on coke, busting out the windows in her previous house, x-husband hasseling her and going thru nasty divorce, being raped by x and ending up with second child. etc. etc.
Still.......I like it.