You know you're being a "sucker" for a stripper when...

This is mainly for amusement but the first sentence on my list is based on some truth.

You know you're being a "sucker" for a stripper when every stripper you say hi to immediately ask you to buy them a drink or a TD.

Or when all of the dancers in your main club start calling you ATM or easy money.

You consider being called a pathetic loser a complement.

I don't remember too much about some of my time I spent hanging out with one stripper and her friends occasionally after she was off her shift. However I remember one night there were like 3 girls and 3 guys with me one of them and someone brought up an incident at a nearby military base where a plane crash had occured and several soldiers were injured or killed. Apparently one guy said something like "I don't know why you had to bring up that shit." I was supposed to be there and the army declared me Dead!" I had to call up my parents to tell them I'm not dead. I got a good reason not to show up for work on Monday." He rambled on a bit at times about that. I can understand a bit why he was upset. Apparently he decided to sleep in for some unknown reason (maybe because he was hanging out late with strippers?) I never heard this story in the local news either. Maybe the army never changed his status and he went into some kind of special forces training. I don't know. Anyway just another night but the drama was a little bit more real this time. I think that was the first time I ever had a conversation with a dead person, lol. I wasn't laughing back then though, I didn't want to get him upset more.

vlad: I think I'm with you on the vanilla stripclubber thing. I'm amazed at some of the stories I've read here. I've had a couple experiences related to dances not being as promised, buy my friend a drink (not inflated prices though), etc. I actually volunteered to bring a dancer dinner once..she never asked but was appreciative. I guess by far my worst experience was when a dancer told me if I gave her enough $ for her tip out, she would meet me outside and we would go out and have some fun. Guess how that turned out?

NONE of this shit has ever happened to me. I've gotta be the most vanilla SC customer EVER. I've been robbed of a few dollars (overcharged) a coupla times but learned that lesson fast (stay out of Cheetahs on weekends). Perhaps(probably?) because I don't drive that discounts 95% of possibilities of being taken advantage of, asked for favours, dinner dates, sob stories and given extas like y'all seem to get.
But to me the #1 reason you know you're being a sucker for a stripper is when you follow her to another club.

Also would you please buy my friend a drink. It's easy to say no to a dance since they are 3 or 4 times the price of a beverage usually. It's harder to say know for a $6 bottled water or a $7 Red Bull.

I need to proofread. NO NO NO.

You know you've been suckered when the stripper you know asks you to go get something from a local diner or restaurant and when you come back to the motel room, she is already in bed ready to go to sleep. Somehow that didn't seem to come out exactly right.

Years ago I was burned by actually believing the drama stories one or two dancers told me that they needed to borrow money. I learned my lesson that is the way some dancers tend to part company. I was a bit surprised at running into one of those dancers a couple weeks later at another club and she was going out of her way to hide from me as long as possible. She acted afraid of me for some reason. The next two dancers try some pretty massive drama stories but no luck with me after that. One dancer even got really pissed at me calling me Dick, etc. and even quit working at that club for 2 or 3 months because she knew I would be there. She wanted or for some odd reason expected me to give her $200 for contacts she said. She didn't do anything to warrant me giving her money. I didn't understand her. She did seem friendlier when she came back 3 months later.

Another dancer told me "you can give me 100 bucks to bail out this one dancer who works at the club. It's up to you, her dealer is probably going to mess her up real bad for not paying but I'll leave that up to you." That sounded like a big load of bull. I kind of expected some of this stuff if you go out with dancers outside of the clubs after I originally got burned a bit.

On the other hand I had one nymphomaniac dancer give me free bbbj's almost every time she saw whether I wanted one or not. My best bet is she was trying to make me horny because she seemed to like to have sex. Then she suddenly disappeared one day without a trace. I could only guess that the police stopping her for doing 95 had something to do with her stopping her long distance travels. She only tried to get me to go with her to Vegas and then to some casino boats after I ruled out Vegas. I declined both. another drama queen.

Am probably one of the biggest suckers on the board.
*A bite to eat? -- have been asked many times to make a food run using either my funds or theirs but my ans was always so no...until my current favorite asked a few months back (and then only once) so I did my duty, brought it back for her and left again. That was it, until tonight. She stopped by Sunday and cooked lasagna (I bought the ingredients she requested) and we chilled. Tonight she surprised me with a text msg saying was at the club early; she works some nightshifts while working days at normal job and 2 nites a week in school. Some days (usually weekends) we will get together and go out or get take out or delivery, watch TV, chill, sometimes sex; its all good. If she needs the money, she will go in early. I was cooking chicken legs tonight so I surprised her later at the club with some extras.
*Calls for money. Have had a few over the years but avoided them all execpt for current lady. Sprung for money to get her tires fixed (was starting a new job), spare was flat and then got another flat. She got conjunctivitis and needed $ for meds. Moved into new apt about 7 months ago and needed $ (200) to help with the deposits etc.--she hasnt been a money pit (unlike my pool).
*drama stories. You bet. Mother on coke, busting out the windows in her previous house, x-husband hasseling her and going thru nasty divorce, being raped by x and ending up with second child. etc. etc.
Still.......I like it.

Back in my younger days going to clubs in Toronto, dancers would often ask me for a ride home. Did this make me a sucker or a dude? Or both ...