Well, I'm sure you know from...

Well, I'm sure you know from previous reviewers that this club is 100% African-American. I walked in on Friday afternoon (about 3 pm), and I walked up to the bar to get a beer (a 12 oz. bottle of Bud is $4). I was immediately approached by a very tall, very personable, very friendly stripper named "Slice." She actually lives in Milwaukee, but she comes down here to dance on weekends.

We sat down, and without hesitation, she started shaking hands with Mister Johnson. Needless to say, Mister Johnson swelled with appreciation. She then spread her knees apart to reveal that she was wearing no panties. At this point, Mister Johnson swelled with more apprecation. I spent a long time talking with her. Lots of two-way contact. The last time I had contact like that was in Memphis. And, we all know about the Memphis clubs. Slice wanted to go to the back room, but I was pressed for time. I wish I had gone back there with her. Mister Johnson certainly wanted to go back there with her.

She said it costs $25 to enter the back room, and then you pay the stripper for whatever "extras" you have in mind. FS $100. Guys - you won't believe this place. If you want an awesome, high-mileage experience from a wonderful chocolate beauty, go to Soft Touch and meet Slice. I know she wants to meet you!