Opinion of Bathroom attendants?
I'm usually not too fond of having someone standing around in the men's bathroom taking tips for simply putting soap on your hands and/or giving you a paper towel to dry your hands off after you wash them. I initially thought perhaps some clubs have them to stop illegal activity from occuring in the bathrooms. The only time I think they really came in handy for me was one that kept snacks and I could pick up a candy bar or a bag of Fritos (is that the orange cheese like sticks?) when I got hungry. I even had a dancer on stage ask for one of those instead of a dollar for her stage tip from me. I think I even tipped her a second one. lol, I could easily tip all night if dancers took a cheese stick puff or whatever you call those things.
Typically bathroom attendants seem like just an extra expense. Your opinion?
Typically bathroom attendants seem like just an extra expense. Your opinion?
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If you like the cologne he is offering, then offer to buy the half-full container from him for a fair price ($10?) if he will set it aside for you. Otherwise, see answer E, above.
I've occasionally heard a female or two at the door to the men's room chatting with someone inside. I think the funniest thing I heard one girl say was "I can see all of your weenies." Hearing that while you are trying to pee can give you ideas especially if the men's room door is open and they have lots of mirrors.
I remember a state fair once had the sorriest ass sign directing men and women to the restrooms. I was in the correct restroom but women kept entering it. The arrow for the women's restroom was right outside the men's with a tiny little curved arrow at the bottom indicating around the corner. I thought I saw someone standing behind me at one time and before I left, I saw 4 females standing in front of me looking somewhat dumbfounded. I probably woudn't have used that restroom if I knew female after female kept walking in there because of that sorry sign.
With bathroom "monkeys," almost inevitably, there is a positing of social class structure where there shouldn't be. Often, the attendant is of a minority race, generally the THIRD minority -- Hispanic-American in Memphis; African-American in Houston, for example -- and often he is an uneducated but "smooth" guy. The sort of person who could be the stereotypical used car salesman. Even if he is Caucasian, he has a "cracker" air to him -- uninformed, redneck, knee-jerk, loud-mouthed. And he treats ME (a typical member of America's lower class!) as though he were a groveling, sloping, smarmy inferior. I don't WANT people to act inferior to me. I want ALL MALES to be EQUAL.
In a strip club, the only social distinctions I want to know about are between THE HIGH-SERVICE DANCERS, on the one hand, and EVERYONE ELSE, on the other. I suppose waitresses (especially if they're hot) occupy a problematic niche, but that is a different question.
When I've been rubbing elbows with day-laborers and with corporate executives in the back room at Treasures, and we know that each one of us has spent basically the equivalent amount of money to break the law an equivalent amount and squirt a near equivalent amount of man juice down a probably identical dancer's gullet, I don't want some groveling weenie to watch me piss and then treat me like I'm King Solomon. It's just TOO transparent an act. And half the reason it's transparent, is that these MORONS are themselves BAD ACTORS and basically incompetent at business. They think "in your face" is equal to "good service."
Can't stand 'em, bathroom attendants. A strip club is for MEN TO BE SERVICED and for women to DO THE SERVICING, whether it's true prostitution or merely stage dancing that "services" my need for eye-candy. Don't present some other male doing servicing. That's just ... well ... gay?
Now, if the bathroom attendants were hot females ...
Actually, as silly as their presence is, I find them the least annoying of all the gentleman's club trappings. Being confined to the men's room, at least they don't get in the way of my interactions with the strippers.
In general I say no, I don't need any help in the bathroom.
I kinda feel sorry for them....seems like a rather shitty job (no pun intended).