I gave it a 1. OK...

I gave it a 1. OK maybe that was a bit harsh. Maybe it deserves a 2. I mean, I didn't get killed there or anything.. What I did get was a colossal waste of time, and a lesser waste of money. I had three hours to kill before my flight home to NY so I figured Deja Vu was on the way and I would stop off. Best way to get ready for a long flight. The parking was valet, and $5. There was no one there when I pulled in, so after waiting a reasonable amount of time, I parked the car myself and went into the club. Another tenner got me in the door, and as soon as I was in, two goons found me and informed me that I had violated the valet rule and I had to cough up a 5. This already put me in a bad frame of mind, but the place made it even worse. Smoky, dark, that kind of red velvet with red lights that makes you think you have a bad hangover. They cant control the clientelle, so I will not comment about the 300 pound guys in shorts and t shirts or the ones who looked like they had escaped from a retirment home and were dragging their oxygen bottles with them, but you get the idea. The girls, and there were only 3, and this was 8PM already! also looked like they had escaped from the retirment home... or failed to find the local weight watchers course and had wandered in here by accident. Do you think a 1 was unfair? OK, a 2, cause on the way out, one of the parking guys asked me how it was. I gave him my unvarnished opinion. He gave me back the fiver.