I stopped in at Crazy Horse...

I stopped in at Crazy Horse last Saturday nite. I got there at 6:40 pm, and they do not open until 7:00. The guy at the door said that if I came back in 20 minutes, he would waive the cover charge. I thought that was a mighty fine idea, so that is exactly what I did. This club is BYOB, so make sure you stop at the local convenience store and get some beer, or else you will be drinking overpriced soft drinks all nite.

The club is very easy to find. It's on the south side of Nashville, right off Interstate 40 (take the 4th Ave. exit). It has a very pleasant interior, with nice, comfortable chairs. There are two large semi-circular stages. Each stage has a pole, and a 3-foot "moat" that separates strippers from customers. You have to wad up your dollar bill into a ball, and then throw it across the 3-foot moat. The parking lot is large and fenced in, so your car is very secure.

There were 4 girls working at the time, ranging from 5 to 9 in looks. They do a 2-song set. Even though it is listed as a "nude" club, the girls do not actually get nude. When you tip them, they do a quick flash (peek-a-boo) trick, by pulling their panty to the side. I find that part rather annoying. They think that this behavior encourages tipping. I tried to tell them that they would make a lot more money if they simply take their panties off, but none of them seemed to believe me. Oh well, I tried!