I had to be up and...

I had to be up and functional at an ungodly hour on Friday morning to check out of my hotel and fly home, so on Thursday night, September 7th, I opted to stay sober and went to check out a Vegas nude club for the first time in about 3 years. The doorman and the cashier were checking all IDs (Strippers tell me I look young for my age, but I’m 36 for crying out loud – you don’t need to see my driver’s license!). Cover was $25, but that includes sodas and a "souvenir" plastic cup. Actually, given what any other club would charge for sodas if that’s what you were drinking it’s not that bad of a deal. The club was very crowded when I got there and I was surprised by the number of women in the audience. Easily 30% of crowd was female, both in all girl groups and sitting with men. I got a spot at the stage and sat back with some singles. The stage shows here, particularly the pole work, were awesome, particularly for a Vegas club, and everybody seemed to be tipping more accordingly. I still find it odd, however, when the dancers go backstage between songs to remove their outfits. The dancers were in the 7-10 range with mostly natural figures, but there are a lot of tattoos (which I don’t mind) and a lot of piercings (which I can’t stand) at this club, so adjust that scale according to your own tastes. I went in the back room where laps on a small couch with some privacy are 4 for $100, plus tip, four times with four girls. Only one was disappointing, mostly because she spent the whole time staring at the wall over my head and unfortunately I’ve forgotten her name. If I told you she was a tall, willowy, pale skinned brunette it wouldn’t be much help in this club. Ashley and Chevelle, on the other hand, were both great and Jenna was phenomenal, good enough to keep me back there for a second set and get a significant tip. One question though: when the waitresses all go up on stage to towel down the poles and the stage floor, is it wrong for me to find that kinda arousing?