I hit the Rhino a little...

I hit the Rhino a little before midnight on Tuesday, September 5th. Cover was $20, and they made me check my fanny pack. That’s right I’m one of those geeky, loser tourists who wears a fanny pack in Vegas. I keep my passport and extra cash and gum and stuff in there, so I wasn’t happy about checking it and it made me very budget conscious while I was there. The place was crowded but not to the point of being SRO and I sat at the stage and tipped for a while. The stage shows are two girls at a time for two songs, then the girls each go to one of the back stages to be ignored for another set. The talent level was very high, with most of the dancers in the 7-10 range for looks and figure, but the “wannadance” girls here have morphed into “wannaVIP” girls. I got a couple of okay laps from Jealousy, five very good dances from a brunette from Boston whose name I’ve forgotten and three from a drop dead gorgeous, very well packaged girl from Poland whose name I gave up on after getting her to repeat it twice. Her dances were top quality, but the pressure to get me back to the VIP put a stop to things after the three. Maybe things would have been different if I’d had easy access to my cash reserves, but that was not to be.