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Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

A Dive Bar with the quality you'd expect but not hope for

TLDR: Reread the Title I walked in on a Monday evening with low, but not low enough expectations. Bandaids is basically your local dive bar but with a stripper pole in the back instead of…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Monitor

FYI, they now have a monitor showing the next several dancers due on stage. I like it. At one point I heard the usual DJ spiel but didn't see him anywhere. One of the dancers told me it was AI. 50/50…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great experience for a couple new to strip clubs!

My partner & I went here while in Vegas as our first time checking out a strip club. We initially were unsure of what to expect, but it turned out to be such an…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Hottest Cuban girl I've ever seen

Went there on a Friday night with my friend while we were on a business trip in Austin. Parked in a nearby parking lot to avoid the overpriced parking fee. The people at the front…

Tijuana

TJ Trip Nov 11-13

Similar to other posts, I'll be visiting TJ soon and welcome some company if any fellow mongers are around! Does anyone know if there is still street construction going on outside of HK? How inconvenient is it to walk a girl…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

It Is What it Is

I stopped by Bandaids on a recent Wednesday evening. I arrived around 11pm. So-so neighborhood in the downtown Phoenix area, beware of your surroundings at night. Plenty of parking available. Cursory pat down…

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Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Divey but overall a fun time.

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the bar to get…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

No go

This was my first visit to this club. Again due to dearth of any good options in the area, I am always looking for some alternatives. This club is on a busy local road. No…

Las Cariñosas Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Meh review of Las Cariñosas

I visited a couple of months ago on a Thursday from about 9:30-11pm. The building is out in a big empty area across from a big Boulder Highway casino (Boulder Station). The parking lot is…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Mormon Girlz Saves the Day

Had a great time on my first visit and wanted to come back for more. I saw they do amateur nights on Wednesdays, so I decided to check it out. Cover was $25, same as…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Crazy charge on my card a few days after visiting (rookie mistake)

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like? For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are so…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

midweek visit

I stopped by Pantheon on a Wednesday night. Club is in a decent area of a main strip of Dearborn. On site valet but parked in the bofa parking lot a block away (to…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The PO is consistant!

Made my bi-monthly trip over to the PO, despite my best intentions not to spend money at the SC. Got there on a Friday night around 10:30. It's been described a million times ,but here…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Legs, Latinas ,and Leaving empty handed

Legs is a very interesting experience. Firstly, it's a dingy little place that can liven up quickly. Nothing to see inside or outside, though. Kinda dumpy. The girls - they are…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Good Times Bad Times

I was in north Seattle on a Thursday and had a meeting that got out around 2:00. I had planned to go to Sugar's but the day before I found out they now don't open…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A lot of fun for a Wedneday

A fun, relaxed Wed afternoon Place: It looks small from the outside with ample free parking. When you enter, you pass where they charge cover on weekends. After that, you see the attendant for the…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at Treasures gets a 10/10

I went to Treasures for the first time and the first dancer that caught my eye approached me and asked if I was interested in a dance. I was trying to settle in and…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Second time at Tresures was so pushy/scammy

Second time at Treasures was HORRIBLE. I met a girl that I thought was super attractive after going in and grabbing a drink. I asked if we could chill for a bit -…

Tijuana

TJ Trip Nov 16 - 20

Just sending out a notice that I'll be in TJ for a little bit. Would love the chance to catch up with some of you gentlemen and have company to take on some of the meseros. They're getting outta control…

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So i'm headed to Jacksonville

Tomorrow for the annual Gator Killing. I'm staying out on the beach with a 34 year old MILF, She is 5 foot 7... 38,22,38 and can suck start a Harley. Anyplace I should check out or is there…

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Smash or Pass

https://www.reddit.com/r/BushBabes/comments/1duwosx/distract_me_while_im_on_hold/

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Corner Bar with Strippers

So, I am reviewing based upon a couple trips to this club. I stopped in on various afternoons when other area clubs were empty, or I got hounded by a super aggressive one that spoiled…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Thursday Night Fail at Turk's Place

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in.…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

First experience exactly what expected

Stopped by after reading reviews while in Toronto. Had pre-booked Trinity. Key here is if you have your eye on someone, book ahead. This isn’t the place to…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Average harem

Went on a Tuesday around 8 PM paid $20 cover and brought my own beer so i didnt have to pay for drinks so idk the prices its BYOB for alcohol. Plenty of parking which…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Quick turn off Rt 35.

A quick stop on my way up Rt 35 North into the club, it was a last moment decision to stop in. The place is just past the Sunoco station.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Business as usual on a Thursday at Polekatz

I had a flight come back to Chicago near(ish) this place so decided to go in a chill for a bit before calling it a night. All in all it wasn't a bad time. Mandatory…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Dead Night, Very Live Cuban

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire night,…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Crazy - Not really. Ok place

Went here friday night before 6pm. Parking lot paved. Walked in front door. no cover from the girl at the door. I tipped her $5 anyways since I had it out and walked in through…

DD Cafe

Garden Grove, California

Such a weird place. But there are some absolutely dimes.

I've been hearing about the infamous Orange County bikini coffee shops for what seems like forever, so I finally decided to stop by DDs on my way back to LA on a Friday night. I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Any Tips for First Timer

First time going to this spot not sc in general. Anything I should know before going? What are the girls like on the day shift? Is this a regular spot or are the girls cool with going up to customers?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday evening visit, what time is shift change?

Also when does it get busy on Fridays? thanks, my buddy wants to see the night shift.

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

A GOOD SURPRISE ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT

LOCATION: Bliss is obviously on Valley blvd that is really close to the 605 freeway in a small building and it is by a small parking lot at the current moment. I arrived very late…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First Time. Not the Last!

I was in Vegas for about 5 days with a larger group, primarily to gamble and play poker. Everyone but my best friend and I headed home after 4 days, so we decided to venture…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Worth every penny

Long review, but bear with me. We got to Oz around 8 on Friday. The place was pretty busy with almost every guy sitting around matched with a girl. My first impression of the club…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

First time and really enjoyed it

I've gone to Synn for years and Deja Vu in COI before it shut down but I've never tried the Rhino until today. I was heading to Synn for their Thursday special and I was…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Keep your distance. Keep your money

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

One man's heresy is another's ...

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

If you like blonde latinas who don't speak English well, this is the place for U

I forgot to leave this review earlier. I am usually a fan of the other clubs in the area but decided to go to DD, was in the mood for a BJ if the right…

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Oriental Pleasure?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-DpPOFP2Dn/?igsh=aHZwazljcHVuZ2t5

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Go after 6 PM on Saturdays.

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

Politics

The October Bribe

Our tax dollars at work to buy more votes. How the fuck can they continue to get away with this? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-october-bribe/ar-AA1sQo2o?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=TBTS&cvid=8c6811db52bb4ee19aa7a1d9d45680d3&ei=86

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A trip back in time

Stopped in around 6:30 on a Friday night. The gated parking lot was mostly full but I guess everyone was in the adult video store. There didn’t seem to be anyone in the live girls…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Very Consistent

I haved reviewed this place several times but think it is important to let everyone known not a lot has changed. Experience was similar to what has happened before and the reason I visit every…

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Spearmint Rhino ID Scanning

I went to the Rhino in COI for the first time today and was surpised they scanned my ID. I've never run into that in SoCal before. I have had my ID scanned in PA before. It really didn't bother me…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First time at Penthouse. Pretty girls, but pricey

I was in town for work and thought I would check this place out. This seems to be the only on in Baton Rouge. There was decent parking and felt in a safe…

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What is the woman-on-woman version of grinding?

I recently started going to strip clubs with my partner and have been wondering. Men generally get grinding during lap dances, but that's not as possible for women. What would be the equivalent?

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

no sex in the champagne room

Went Wednesday night around 1 am. Was first time. Was a very posh, fine room. Nice purple-lit walk-way leading into the room. Was greeted by a pretty cocktail waitress and had 2-3 brief conversations with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Looking For Asian Dancers...

Like the title says, looking for Asian dancers. I'm used to going to Foxy Lady and there is not a lot of Asian ladies when I go. I'm wondering if Desires is the place to go for Asians, if not,…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Worth the visit, but don't expect to get cash at the club

I had a good time overall, but be ready for some higher-than-expected costs. Drinks were pricey—$11 for a vodka Red Bull—and the dances felt a bit steep at $40 for topless and $50 for full…

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What's the deal with the $4.99 Chevron at Copans and Andrews in PB Soflo?

Like seriously, there's a $3.19 Mobil across the street and it's always at $4.99 (and always empty)

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A man's blood, sweat and tears in it's final form

If we're honest our hard money really just ends up in lashes, boots, wigs, weaves, gigantic acrylic nails, dresses, pounds of caked on makeup and lipstick. Maybe a corset or two (<-Although that one I really like) I don't know…

Long Legs

Manchester, England

Long Legs revisited

Hadn’t been to Long Legs for a while and this visit reminded me how hit and miss it can be. You know there is never going to be high mileage here, dances are in the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday Not a Fun Day

Well, you can tell by the title my visit would rank as a very disappointing visit. I arrived late Sunday night hoping to have a good time of some kind. The parking lot which is…

Tijuana

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Question and Answer Time

Question: Why do men marry women? Answer: Sheep can't cook.

Politics

Political discourse without adjectives

Joe Rogan, who will host Trump on his show Friday, was hosting Shawn Ryan a few episodes ago. The discussed how they avoid talking politics on their podcasts because it never leads any place good. Shawn suggested that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A place to go, something to do.

Same details as usual - pink building,.next to car dealership, ample parking, BYOB (no hard liquor) usually a $10 cover but this time somehow they asked for $15. Bartender takes your drinks and serves…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

First time at a strip club and can say it didn't disappoint

This was my first time going to a strip club and Ican say I was very satisfied! I was in Portland for something else not too far away and had some time to kill, so…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Girls from around the globe

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wednesday with Gabriella

Cheerleaders is easy to get to located near the Sports Complex right off of 95 and 76. Arrived around 5:30. Enter through a metal detector. No cover but they do charge cover…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at Sugar44

So i arrived at Sugar44 at about 1230 on a Sunday night after a ho hum visit to hi liter. On my way in a drunk guy stopped me and asked me what I was…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Becoming A Favorite of Mine

I’ve left a review here before for cheetahs but am back for another. This place is becoming my go to when in town for work. I know other reviews criticize it for being tame or the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night at hi liter

I visited the Hi Liter on a Sunday night at about 8pm. I paid 10$ cover at the door. Door guy scanned my ID and patted me down. I took a seat along the wall…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My buddy claims.....

He went in early afternoon on a Wednesday. tells me tipped girl on stage, paid $50, then $100 and nothing more... Yet got full package..... I think he lying to me to look cool.

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

one car

I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Still not bad to visit

Touted by couple local friends as the best SC in St. Louis area, therefore visted, couple times. Enough parking space on the spot, which is good given the area is famous for safety concern. Security and…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Monday night special recommended

Entry and Cover I was in town for work and my work buddy suggested coming here instead of grabbing drinks. He said there was a monday night special. We rolled in around 6 or 7. No…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Cuban Cat

Went in about 12:30 am on a Tuesday night. There was a $5 cover and I tipped the bouncer. There are multiple stages to the right and a pool table. All 7 of…

Hoops

New York, New York

Beware the Estonian ROB

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out. $20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

The Body Shop Joint

Miami, Oklahoma

Seemed like it's more geared for regulars

Miami, OK. Saturday night. Club is up on a hill, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. There's a window to the bar that I was waiting for somebody to address me but apparently…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Boston To Providence Trip

Went in around 4pm on a Friday. It started off a little dead. Not a lot of girls on the floor or customers around. The girls got better as the shift changed. Game plan was…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Needs improvement

I stopped by Fantasies on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks ago. First the layout…the club is huge and has two bars with the stage in the middle. Metal detector where you empty your pockets…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Eufaula, Oklahoma

Ain't nothing going on

Eufaula, OK. Saturday night. One review in the past decade, oh I can see why. Right off 69. Area is fine, dirt parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front checks ID and the cover…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

The DJ sings the songs. Yeah nothing weird about that.

Galena, KS. Saturday night. Right off 400. Shitty rocky parking lot. Plenty of space. Walk in, cover is $15 to the door, ID check. Walk in. Bar is on the left manned by an asian…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Yawnfest

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring. $30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

I've Never Been Desperate Enough To Need Services Like This

Went on a Friday. Totally sucked. There were a bunch of -ahem- "girls", but they were mostly all native Spanish speakers, and probably an average age of ~38. Then there was one white girl, kind…

Annie's Saloon

Astoria, Oregon

sinclair's Review

I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on…

Coco Bongos

Muskogee, Oklahoma

Your allowed to tip with Coco Puffs. Just get a box and start flinging it around

Muskogee, OK. Saturday night. Right off the highway. Small lot but found a spot right next door. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover is $10. In you are. To the left is the bar,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Biggest scam in the city

Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night, cover would be…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great experience.

Went in around 10 pm. $13 dollar cover. Mandatory drink $7. No alcohol served so got a monster. Went in slowish but people there seemed hyped. Talent was fairly mixed mainly Cubans but also white…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Taking over Aurora

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. You know what I've been here in the day time when it was real slow, I wanted to see what nighttime was all about. Plenty of parking in the lot,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monday night visit

Plan to be there on the Monday evening before the Election Day. What should I expect? Will there be enough dancers? Will a day like monday be a heavy regular day? (it will be my firs time there).

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Becoming Too Attached To ATF?

I posted this on reddit so I apologize if there is overlap in users but was curious how this community differed if at all. Other than an occasional trip in Vegas, I just started frequenting strip clubs in January. My…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Kid brother is catching up.

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word. So this club is old and beat up on the outside.…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Loud Hola Papi chew wanna dance place

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot, it's $5 to parking lot guy. In you go. I think cover was $10. Walk in. Layout, on…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Men's Club Galleria

Back in town for the weekend and in the area so stopped by The Men's club which is centrally located in the galleria area. Decently sized parking lot but they can pack the cars in.…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Way too much hustling here

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. Right the DFW airport. And right off highway, area is fine to me. Park in the lot, guy at the door says $10. I guess that's the lot fee, fuck…

Pandora’s Lakeside

Fort Worth, Texas

Not such a Fantastic Voyage

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Way out on the western part of town. Right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Inside is a window to the bar, you pay the…

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In Orlando - open to drive

For those in Central FL — I’m in Orlando area for a couple of nights. Seems to be a wide variety of opinions on clubs in Orlando vs. Cocoa Beach vs. Tampa vs. Pasco County … I’m open to…

Pandoras South

Fort Worth, Texas

Fort Not Worth It

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. South part of town, looked alright to me, right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, bouncer tells me he's just gonna fetch the door girl…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

No cover girl, let me in free. Come on.

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. I tried Sunday night but it was real dead but back Wednesday. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk in. Girl at the front. Cover I think was $20, free military.…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

ZZ Top formed in Houston back in 1969

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine to…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decent place. Meh dances. Great baristas

Place is decent sized, could us better lighting, especially for VIP areas, it really needs better lighting, dark as fuck. Bar down stairs, club up stairs, I like that set up. The dancers, keep in mind,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dissapointed

I was in Detroit visiting and spent some time at Flight club . This was the same Sunday night as my review of Flight club. I decided to walk down to Bogarts…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

One dancer stole the show, spice, a diamond in the rough

I visited this place for the first time Monday night. Paid a $20 cover right by the door which is also where you can ask for singles or change from a very nice counter lady.…

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Mac's two in Billerica?

Drove by the other day, Site still vacant? Noone wants the only buildable Adult entertainment lot in the merrimac valley?

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3000 North Korean troops to Russia?

Russia running out of troops?

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

I won't go back.

I found myself in Toledo on a Monday night with nothing to do so I thought I would give Platinum another try. I walked in through the metal detector and talked to the girl…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Slow club, but has everything you need.

Went on a Sunday night and it was fairly slow. Bought a water when I entered, scoped the place out, and took a seat. One stage on the middle and it consistently had a dancer…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Friday night in the Rhino

I tried going to Synn Friday night but there was literally no parking to be found, so I took the short drive to SR. There was plenty or parking which made me wonder why it…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tuesday

Decided to go in on last Tuesday around 11:30am. Parking lot was pretty empty but this was the only time I could stop by. Went inside and paid $21 for entry and drink.…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

quick review --- for regular people but not ex-english profs

Came here last wednesday at like 6 i think... there was no cover... parking was easy enough... you walk in-and there is a long bar along the wall on the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun quick afternoon visit

Been here many times, it's always a mystery what you are going to get. All and all, let me be clear I love the place. My routine, parked across the street at the…

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Hot Stone Therapy Asian Spa Roswell Georgia

http://www.htherapyasianspa.com/?fbclid=PAY2xjawGGC_9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABpvSpe2AU9zTBSSKNwQjfozRhTOWM4B97EPmGdi-mzMgo-sLa8CP0cFhcqQ_aem_vdncJvzva3pQ8OF_8uzWqQ Do any of you Atlanta, GA mongers know about this place? They subscribed to me after I subscribed to Synsations (the new club we are waiting to open).

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Where does the love go?

The last time I saw my Cuban fav, and she was putting her boob in my mouth, she said "move your butt down!". Used to be she raised her boob higher.

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

I often wait outside the strip club with a bouquet of roses, YES I AM THAT GUY

Austin, TX. Tuesday night. Just came from Yellow Rose, same owner. This place used to be called Expose, I never got here when it was that though so I wanted what was going on at…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Saturday night at TD's

So I was traveling through Albuquerque and decided to hit up TDs North. I had a great experience here a few years ago with a older Cuban duo that took me in the VIP for…

Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club

Killeen, Texas

Killeen Time

Killeen, TX. Tuesday night. Big army town, home of Fort Hood or now it's Fort Cavazos. Knowing all that, most of the strippers are going to have some type of connection to the military. Stuff…

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Ripped or torn blue jeans. Sexy or not.

Maybe I'm getting too old for this shit. https://www.pexels.com/search/ripped%20jeans/ Women of all ages are actually paying good money to look raggedy. I've seen 60 YO wearing them. They look really ridiculous. I can remember my mother buying iron on patches for the knees…

Maison

Manila, Philippines

Typo

"A few are a little heavier than I won't like ..." should be "A few are a little heavier than I would like ...".

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent Sunday Visit, worth a few hours but nothing incredible

Flew in for work last week so stopped by Delilah's for a few hours. Arrived a little after 7 and it was pretty quiet, the eagles game being earlier in the day and the phils…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

VIP too expensive

Stopped by on Tuesday about 4pm. Things were pretty slow. I'd say there were about 20 dancers there and maybe about 30 customers. Despite the slowness, all three stages were open.…

Rick's Cabaret Odessa

Odessa, Texas

Monday Night Lights

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Odessa is where that movie Friday night lights takes place. The TLDR is that this is probably the only club worth checking out in Odessa but it that great. Sort of…

Jaguars Gold Club

Odessa, Texas

Slow Cuban girl club

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Came here right after Ricks, it's basically right next door. Plenty of parking in the lot. I think cover was $15. Walk in. It's pretty nice inside. There were anotehr couple…

PT's Showclub

Odessa, Texas

1st Review

Odessa, TX. Monday night. First review of this place so let's get it on the board. West side of town, area seemed ok to me. Small lot in front, with a big back lot if…

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This one is for the Massachusetts Mongers

There's a new strip club that's going to be opening soon in Mendon, MA. I was in the area a week ago and decided to take a look at how things are progressing: The building, parking lot, landscaping, and almost…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Splendor in the Grass

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

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Weirdo GPT

Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

The dancers weren't unattractive - just below my average

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck. The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Not bad for a Sunday

Houston, TX. Sunday night. After midnight. Walked cover was $25 I think to the girl at the front. Walk in. To your right is the bar, to your left is the LD area on open…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Always a good time in Lake Forest

Cover was $27, no alcohol since it's WA (bottles of water are $2 and they break $20s), large parking lot, re-entry is fine, didn't check ID. I got there maybe around 8pm and it had…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Seal tried to make out with me at the door. Singing badadadadadaaaaaa

Austin, TX. Tuesday. I've actually been here before but way back earlier on in the strip club journey I wanted to see if my much more trained eyes were decieving me. The girls were fucking…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAwbhEwyBrX/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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RIP Fernando

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/dodgers/2024/10/22/fernando-valenzuela-dodgers-pitcher-obit/75561445007/ 63 Too young And ready bad timing otherwise too Can’t even imagine what LA is going though right now, especially given his Mexican heritage

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, Texas

Well at least the food truck outside was alright

Beaumont, TX. Sunday night. Only strip club in Beaumont, meanwhile there are 50 billion right over in Houston. Area seems alright to me, right across from a golf driving range. Plenty of parking in the…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

A quick drink and scout

The location is smack in the middle of Manhattan, on the same block as the Empire State Building and ~70 yards from Macy's Herrald Square. Tourist Central. Tons of Mass Transit options.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good, but not great.

I was recently in Austin Texas conducting business and found my myself North of Austin up near Pflugerville and Round Rock so I decided to check this place out. The last time I was…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

LA is such a big city with so many choices so choose any other club than this.

This place was the only place open till 6am and all the other clubs closed soon so me and my friend go. Parking cost 30 bucks cause your right on hollywood so if your looking…

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Name 3 Fav's About A Stripper

☀️ 🚦 Ok, I'm Always Thinkin' About Those Luvly Kittens @ Da' Strip Club, So I'm Just Makin' This Simple & Fun For Stuff Ya'll Like Most About Strippers! It Can Be @ Da' Club Or OTC, Main Floor, Stage,…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

VIP Thursdays a good value

Went in on a Thursday night for the $80 VIP special. Was approached instantly by a cute girl wearing a school girl style outfit short mini skirt. The cocktail waitress was coming over with my…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

First time visiting to players club

I was passing through Denver on a Friday night and after reading reviews decided that Players Club was the club in town I wanted to check out. Now keep in mind I had driven 13…

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Remember Duo?

She really had a thing for those Abercrombie models: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-abercrombie-ceo-michael-jeffries-arrested-sex-trafficking-case-wsj-2024-10-22/

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Best clubs in Philly or South Jersey that may offer extras?

I've been out of the loop for a couple years, any advise on places with good chances of extras would be appreciated.

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Bar le Gentlemen scorched

Tried to post this as a review but couldn’t. Here’s an article from the local paper, translated from French: The Gentleman club bar located in Marieville was the victim of flames on Tuesday morning. The Fire Service and the Sûreté du…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Anyone get a dance with Lexy?

Anyone get a dance with Lexy? Curious how she is. I've had a bad experience with this club's big time, all over the ads/billboard dancers (Kassandra, terrible, avoid)

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Anyone get a dance with Lexy?

Anyone get a dance with Lexy? Curious how she is. I've had a bad experience with this club's big time, all over the ads/billboard dancers (Kassandra, terrible, avoid)

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TUSCL

Why the new MS Comic Sans logo? What is this, a kid's lemonade stand?

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Sorry fell down the stripclub realty rabbit hole, which club was this, South FL

https://www.stripclubrealty.com/southfl/ lot's of pics inside and out too.

The Allure of Strip Clubs: A Love Letter to the Experience, and the Pain of Infl

There’s a certain magic in strip clubs that words alone fail to capture. The dim, yet glowing ambiance, the rhythm of slow-burning music, the soft rustle of bills being exchanged for brief, mesmerizing moments of connection—being addicted to strippers and strip clubs, in many ways, feels like falling in love with an escapist dream. It’s not just about the visual experience; it’s about the atmosphere, the thrill, and the undeniable chemistry that exists between fantasy and reality. When you walk into a club, there’s a release. It’s the release of stress, worries, and the mundane responsibilities that weigh on your shoulders daily. Strip clubs are spaces where the ordinary transforms into extraordinary, where the clinking of glasses, the neon lights, and…

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If any hedge fun bro with stacks of bills asks you what SoFlo club to go

The answer is tootsies or 11. They're gonna kill the pricing for all of us if they go to the good ones, contain them in those 2 clubs. This has been a public service

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Black bikini anyone?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_bNlqutdSK/?igsh=b2NhdnJpZTBqbnZt

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Strip Club for Sale in Rhode Island

This one is for the Rhode Island regulars. What club is this?https://www.stripclubrealty.com/north-east/ It has been on this website for a long time, so I don't know if this is an old listing that was never taken down, or if it's…

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If You Work With GoldmongerATL…

Due to unforeseen circumstances management had to give GoldmongerATL an ultimatum. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gacza3NWQAAuXvk?format=jpg&name=large

Politics

Trump Sued for Defamation by Exonerated ‘Central Park Five

Title says it all. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-10-21/trump-faces-defamation-suit-from-exonerated-central-park-five?embedded-checkout=true

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Donald Trump is Hot for Arnold Palmer’s Dong!

This oughta help his campaign! If anyone had any reservations before, I’m sure they’re confident he’s presidential now.

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What’s hotter and revs your engine the most?

A) regular cleavage B) underboob C) sideboob

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Side Question To The Nipple Thread

Somebody told me that, since I drank human breast milk, and I'm not a baby, that makes me a cannibal. True? The lactating human involved was a US native, in case that's germane for the Trumpers.

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

dollar parade

anybody understand what the system is? i get the girls on stage asking for a tip after they get off stage. but what's with the random ones deciding to make a round whenever they feel like it?

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Smash or Pass? #Icey mode

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-iRy4up-ld/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D #icey is she Icry mode?

Politics

Why He's Orange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yre9qm-0AR4

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-x916xOevl/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA0_bachzyT/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D #Icey?

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Strip Club Bucket List #1 vs Achilles Heel

Keeping the backstory to a minimum. If you had an outside chance at scoring your #1 All Time Strip Club Bucket List Item that was highly improbable and seemingly impossible, do you possibly derail it early on by having sex…

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Stripper Nipples

Let's get the controversy started! On your strippers... do you prefer: Nipple Color: a. Pink Nipples b. Brown Nipples Nipple (Areola) Shape: a. Tight and Small b. Average to Match the Boob c. Dinner Plates Nipple Form: a. Nibbly and Small (why do they call them nibbles, after all?) b. Thick…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

ATM Fee?

It's been a while since I've been to this club - does anyone remember the fee to use the ATM? I think it was $10 or $15 the last time I used it.

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Rock Music Cover Girls

👽 Hi Everybody, I'm Really Into Rock Music & I've Been In A Girl's Rock Mood Lately, So I've Randomly Selected Some Hot Rock Cover Girls & Cover Girl Bands. Sometimes, I Like Da' Girls Cover In Music More So…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Anybody get dances from Kyla?

Was checking her out on the club ig and my interest is piqued…