You go back to the couch room for the first time with a dancer. She's a solid 10 in your book. She does all the extras you love, including the ones you didn't know existed before then. And all for a reasonable tip. As you're walking out of the couch room, you have the following conversation:
You: oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, what name do you go by? Her: Malarkey You: why did you pick that name? Her: cause Joe Biden is the greatest President ever.
Do you ever get another dance with her?
Consider that, depending on your answer, Kash Patel may force founder to read old SJG posts until he reveals your real name.
@PT you better record your nut yell for Kash.