You go back to the couch room for the first time with a dancer. She's a solid 10 in your book. She does all the extras you love, including the ones you didn't know existed before then. And all for a reasonable tip. As you're walking out of the couch room, you have the following conversation:
You: oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, what name do you go by?
Her: Malarkey
You: why did you pick that name?
Her: cause Joe Biden is the greatest President ever.
Do you ever get another dance with her?
Consider that, depending on your answer, Kash Patel may force founder to read old SJG posts until he reveals your real name.
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last commentI would pinch myself and wake up, because politics and pussy don't mix.
Or I'd bust in her mouth while yelling "Yeah, swallow my big fat conservative load!"
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@PT you better record your nut yell for Kash.
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No problem with her politics. Smash!!!!
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Her response made me decide to do anal, no lube with her.
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Another variation of a real life scenario I posted a couple weeks ago about a dancer texting me an anti or pro Trump (take your pick) Thanksgiving meme. If she’s good as all that, I’d either ignore it or laugh and say I’m not into politics and see her again
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Malarkey doesn't have to do anal anymore since Joe cancelled her student loans.
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If she was that good I wouldn't give two shits what her politics were.
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@casey good she also only did skat to make the student loan payments.
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Is this a trick question?
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She has a sense of humor. Her name Malarkey means insincere, meaningless, or deliberately misleading talk; nonsense. That definition fits just about all dancers and she proved it with her opinion of Joe Biden. Definitely get another dance!
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politics takes a back seat to good pussy.
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I wonder if Joe has gotten free dances from dancers whose student debt got cancelled. I mean, after he dropped out, why not?
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