Great Bang for Your Buck (You Will Not Bang)

I went on a Wednesday evening which is definitely their off night but it’s a great club and it still delivered. The girls working that night were surprisingly hot and fun for a their least important day. The crowd that night was skech but not enough to ruin anything.

Cover was either $5 or $10. It’s a small club. There’s a long L shaped bar that runs along the back wall. The bar tender is a cute blonde who sometimes dances and is worth getting to know. Drinks were normally priced for Urbana usually around $10. There’s a single stage. A big one right in the middle surrounded by high top tables. The girls make the rounds rubbing their tits in their your face before they get off stage if your sitting at one of them so it’s definitely worth being in the splash zone.

Definitely the worst part of this club is that the lap dances all happen in this little row of chairs behind the stage. This means that everyone is sitting in a line and in view of other patrons at the bar or around the stage. It’s awkward and definitely makes for a less intimate experience. However the girls I got dances from were solid. It was $20 for a song. They pretty much just grind on you.