Hypothetical Ocean Rescue
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
You are flying a small prop plane over the ocean. You see your #1 ATF in distress, floating in the water. At a distance, you see your #2 and #3 ATF together, floating in the water, in distress. You have one life raft you can drop (big enough for two people). If you drop it between them, if will be too far for any of them to swim to before drowning. Who do you drop it to? (Strippers can play with their top 3 favorite customers.)
In my case, #2 and #3 have kids, and #1 doesn't. If there were no kids involved, it gets complicated. I would bet #1 is going to have a good life, will probably be happier than I am. #2 and #3 seem bound and determined to get with men who erase any progress they make in life. #2 has bad memories that she keeps down with weed and booze. #3 is convinced she should focus on getting fast money. Good chance #2 would somehow manage to sink the raft.
If anybody says they'd just crash cause they don't know how to fly a plane, founder promised me he'd ban them for life. Ditto for any mention of pontoon planes.
In my case, #2 and #3 have kids, and #1 doesn't. If there were no kids involved, it gets complicated. I would bet #1 is going to have a good life, will probably be happier than I am. #2 and #3 seem bound and determined to get with men who erase any progress they make in life. #2 has bad memories that she keeps down with weed and booze. #3 is convinced she should focus on getting fast money. Good chance #2 would somehow manage to sink the raft.
If anybody says they'd just crash cause they don't know how to fly a plane, founder promised me he'd ban them for life. Ditto for any mention of pontoon planes.
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I have a truly rickish solution. Imma radio ricktheshark and ask him to get his shark buddies to help get all three of the females to shore. That frees me up to fly around ‘til I find one of the weirdos that likes to post political shit on TUSCL. Since the politics-posting weirdos are losers that have never been on a boat they will be on dry land. So I’ll buzz ‘em in my rick plane and scare ‘em enough that they’ll lose bladder control.
At the end of the day we’ll have three happy strippers ashore (unless one of the shark rescuers was hungry, but what’s the chance of that?), a politics postin’ weirdo will have ruined his trousers, and this rick will be at the club enjoying a delightful glass o’ Jack. Winning! ROAR!!!
Also, I've heard that skibum's favorite OTC is getting an HJ at the end of an airport runway, and nutting right when a plane that's taking off is directly overhead. So, your buzzing plan may backfire.
They'd be pushed to the nearest coastal Olive Garden by a dolphin they swore they were single to and promised to date.
I like to think a care court got sjg institutionalized
While this rick does not believe in the no-win scenario (at least for ricks) he is certainly willing to play along and assume that deploying pontoons on the plane is verboten. Besides, pontoons interfere with the disco ball I often deploy under the rickwing. Damn dirty apes see it an think the plane is a frickin’ UFO!
Anyhoo, I’m just amazed that the part that strains your credulity is the shark getting chafed from the radio. I mean really…it is far more plausible that the shark is unavailable because he is swimming around in an alcoholic haze or stuck in a hotel bathtub participating in a rickbang.
However, this rick has the potential shark unavailability issue covered. I’ll also radio rickthebarnacle and rickthecoconutcrab. At least one of those crustaceans will be able to rally the denizens of the deep to rescue the damsels in distress. After all, rickthebarnacle is so widely respected he is like the frickin’ King of Atlantis. Or maybe he’s King of Albania. Or King of the Ocean Disco. It came up on our last all ricks zoom meeting but I was drinkin’ my Jack and in a bit of an alcoholic fog so I’m not sure. ROAR!!!