What do you do about your boner? Do you just walk around with it not caring what other customers think? I recently wore sweats to a club in which dances were more out in the open. I had to stay seated at the dance couches for a bit after we finished up because I thought it would be awkward to walk back to the bar just casually pitching a tent. (Other than this, I would highly recommend wearing sweats to the club if your club allows it. Not only was the sensation better, but dancers seemed to appreciate them too.)
I wear cheapo dress pants, which have the same general effect. If somebody wants to look down there, who cares? More often than not, it happen while the dancer is making her pitch to get me into VIP, not after
I have always believed that anyone who wants to see my hard-on or see me naked has such an awful life, that who am I to deprive them of something so meaningful to them and meaningless to me.
Seriously, how often does anyone really look at a man's boner?
Just make sure your sweatpants are black. Add a dark, untucked button-down shirt, and the combination of loose material will reasonably obscure your swinging tumescence.
Back in the olden days of Follies, some girls would pull you out through your shorts leg to pay it special attention. I had one who walked away after dancing, but she forgot to put her toy back where she found it. Another dancer immediately walked up and told me I looked ready for her.
Untucked button down shirt with most pants, long tee shirt or sweat shirt for sweats I guess? I’ll also carry my beer low. It’s not fooling anyone but at least it’s not blatantly being out there.
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Just make sure your sweatpants are black. Add a dark, untucked button-down shirt, and the combination of loose material will reasonably obscure your swinging tumescence.
A week maybe?
Definitely agree about sweats though if the club allows it. That or thin shorts.