For those who wear sweats/basketball shorts to the club...

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forestprimeval
What do you do about your boner? Do you just walk around with it not caring what other customers think? I recently wore sweats to a club in which dances were more out in the open. I had to stay seated at the dance couches for a bit after we finished up because I thought it would be awkward to walk back to the bar just casually pitching a tent. (Other than this, I would highly recommend wearing sweats to the club if your club allows it. Not only was the sensation better, but dancers seemed to appreciate them too.)

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avatar for Manuellabore
Manuellabore
2 days ago
I wear cheapo dress pants, which have the same general effect. If somebody wants to look down there, who cares? More often than not, it happen while the dancer is making her pitch to get me into VIP, not after
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Jascoi
2 days ago
Getting stimulated is the point of visiting a club...
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skibum609
2 days ago
I have always believed that anyone who wants to see my hard-on or see me naked has such an awful life, that who am I to deprive them of something so meaningful to them and meaningless to me.
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Rod8432
2 days ago
https://youtu.be/WVLXI6O9Mi0?si=A_O8w3oR…

Seriously, how often does anyone really look at a man's boner?

Just make sure your sweatpants are black. Add a dark, untucked button-down shirt, and the combination of loose material will reasonably obscure your swinging tumescence.
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misterorange
2 days ago
Whatta-you-know... I was just thinking how long it's been since we had a pants discussion!
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TheeOSU
2 days ago
^

A week maybe?
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goldmongerATL
2 days ago
Back in the olden days of Follies, some girls would pull you out through your shorts leg to pay it special attention. I had one who walked away after dancing, but she forgot to put her toy back where she found it. Another dancer immediately walked up and told me I looked ready for her.
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PAWG_Patrol
2 days ago
Tuck it up into your waistband. Or just say fuck it and pitch the tent 😂

Definitely agree about sweats though if the club allows it. That or thin shorts.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
I don't dress like that, but wouldn't pitching a tent show a girl you're horny and ready to spend?
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Hank Moody
2 days ago
Untucked button down shirt with most pants, long tee shirt or sweat shirt for sweats I guess? I’ll also carry my beer low. It’s not fooling anyone but at least it’s not blatantly being out there.
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gammanu95
2 days ago
the clothes maketh the man, and the stripper causes the mess.
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Pussylicker2
2 days ago
If I can get a boner I proudly display it. With basketball shorts I can get him out during barside dances.
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skibum609
2 days ago
I would never think of looking at any guy below his fat gut, so are people here admitting that they look at other men's junk?
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dickdecker
2 days ago
It’s your boner son, wear it with pride
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