Back in the D

Another trip to Detroit, another stop at the Criket. Fenced and free parking in the back. Free entry with no pat down or id check. After entering I took a deep breath of fresh air in the only club in metro Detroit that doesn’t smell of cigarettes or other things that some people smoke. I suppose I wouldn’t know if other clubs have stopped allowing smoking because when I’m in town I only visit the Criket.

It was a cold afternoon and not a lot of PLs in attendance. I took a seat in an uncomfortable chair at a small table by the stage and ordered a soda from the friendly waitress (with tip I paid $10). Stage dancers were not putting on much of a show and only went topless. Variety included a couple of thick white girls, a few black girls of various size, and a couple of latinas. One of the latinas stopped by and we had a strained conversation in her limited English and my even more limited Spanish. I gave up by staying up, taking her hand to help her up, and together we headed to the back room.

$20 to the guy in the back (might only be $10 but I gave me extra so he’d be sure to leave us alone). We agreed on five all-nude dances for $100. She was fantastic and seemed to enjoy the mutual touching as much as I did. In fact, we were both spent after four dances and just cuddled during the fifth. She then cleaned me up and gave me a goodbye peck. I tipped her $20 and she went to the dressing room. I headed to the bathroom (which was clean and no troll) and then straight to the exit. I was in and out in less than an hour…and on time for my flight.